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I'd love to see the script that they have the Slatons eventually read from. The phonetic spelling on it has got to be hilarious.
🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters
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I would be extremely interested to see what the writer would come up with. I am certain Tammy has no inner monologue, apparently it's more common than we think.
Not Everyone Conducts Inner Speech
Inner speech is frequent but not for everyone.
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I would be extremely interested to see what the writer would come up with. I am certain Tammy has no inner monologue, apparently it's more common than we think.
Not Everyone Conducts Inner Speech
Inner speech is frequent but not for everyone.www.psychologytoday.com
I'm guessing Tammy thinks in images of the food she is craving. She just sees Marie Calender pies and Atkins chocolates by the palletful all day long.
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Triple chin triple threat! Three new TamTam videoes y'all!
Ok keeweez! Got yer barf bags ready? Good. Because Tammy is reviewing reusable menstrual pads. By proxy. Meaning Amy actually used them because Tammy aint fell off the roof in years.
Apparently Amy loves them. The starter kit is $30. Which is more than a Slaton could afford to plunk down for something that don't go in your pie hole. Well pre-TLC. And Amy always wasted too much of Hot Tiopic makeup. So you know she was stuffing discount sannitary products under her hoohah.
You gt six pads with snap together wings. Tammy shows us one she kept for the video. I was honestly not sure if she would have the sense to show us an unused pad. But she says that would be gross. Go Tammy. You have some sense of hygiene after all.
HamTam coughs and tells us she has bronchitis and her stomach is messed up from the antibiotics. Great to know that she has diarrhea whie she is reviewing pads that Amy used and didn't even bother to make her own video about. The whole review, if you can even call it that, is useless. Amy didn't even bother to guest star.
Tammy mentions that people were talking about eyes behind her in her makeup video. She doesn't know what y'all are talking about because she don't see no cobwebs or anything. As someone points out in the comments, it's the sunflowers. The centers look like eyes and I actually thought that it was a hidden image until I paused to look closer.
It's a bit spooky honestly. I don't like it.
Tmmy hates being sick because all she wants to do is lay around. Umm... Ok. And what else do you do then when you aren't sick?
Tammy wants to do the air fryer review as soon as she can get to Walmart. She wants to use Morning Star chicken nuggets. For those not in the know, they are vegan. Fake meat is loaded with all kinds of crap. Tammy should stick to real meat. After all, isn't she supposed to be on a diet?
She also wants to make cauliflower french fries. Can't wait for the upcoming kitchen disaster. We saw what came out of Chez Slaton and it was horrific.
Tammy looks to be wearing light makeup. For Jerry maybe? Seems odd that she is suddenly interested in makeup again when for ages the only thing cosmetic she cared about were multicolored nailpolishes and flavored lip balms. And that was just because they tasted good. Could true love be in the air?
Next up super happy chipper Tammy is havin's a mukbang y'all! Hope y'all still have that barf bag handy because fat girl gonna eat.
Tammy is having a microwave meal. Buffalo chicken. Only 480 calories. To this she has added low fat ranch dressing. The meal also comes with seasoned mashed potatoes.
Does anyone know what brand these meals are or if they are supplied by a service of some kind? Other than the occassional burrito or hot pocket I usually don't buy this stuff so I have no idea what brands are out there these days. The packaging is so plain. Brown cardboard with black print. It doesn't look like something you see at a store because it wouldn't attract your eye. But I could be wrong.
Tammy put out a call on Instagram for fans to ask her questions.
1. Tammy says she smokes weed on occassion.
Girlfriend, nothing but air should be going into those overtaxed lungs. And the last thing you need is a raging case of the munchies. No wonder your diet isn't working.
Tammy viers off to laugh like she's higher than a Marley at a music festival. One Love Tammy! One Love!✌
And that's it for fan Q&A. Tammy dun lost her train of thought.
Tammy says she was just eating sea salt crackers. With ranch dressing. How much ranch dressing is she guzzling every day? Just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's ok to consume it like it's going out of style. We are right back to the Marie Calender pie days aren't we? When she ate like four of them because they were small. Good Lord. She never learns.
Tammy forgot. Those aren't mashed potatoes. It's mashed cauliflower. Yeah. I thought potatoes would be an issue for prepackaged deathfat meals. Carbs and all.
Tammy says she is gonna do a vacuum cleaner review. A Slaton cleaning? Well give me top surgery and call me Hank!
And she still has to do that air fryer review. But first she needs some money for groceries. Did the tugboat run out already? No more TLC greenbacks?
Tammy whines about missing her Jerry. She wishes they were closer. They are eight hours away from each other. I am wondering if Jerry will be on the show and maybe that visit was related. I think the videos where Tammy and Amy asked for help may have been filmed as part of the story even though they never asked for help before the meet & greet and documentary stuff began. Maybe a video of Tammy meeting up with Jerry will surface on an episode as well. Because At least Amy has a marriage. Tammy is just a fat lump with no friends and you can't get too much drama out of that unless Maw, Paw and Dustin were also involved.
Jerry may try to see Tammy again for Christmas. And Tammy does say that technically she is singal and they are trying to work things out. But she doesn't know what is going on. So it could be another girlfriend situation where it is one sided and Tammy gets hurt. I actually did feel bad for her then. But I knew it was not gonna take off from the beginning. Your girlfriend is in the hospital and you don't know why? She doesn't tell you what her condition is? Yeah. Sounds like you two ain't that close after all. Tammy thought that this might be a way out of the Slaton Doublewide too. It was actually pretty sad to see her hopes dashed. This was a girl she lived with before a long time ago. God, I wonder what that was like.
Jerry tells Tammy he loves her but won't commit. Well Tammy is a big commitment. Pun not even needed there. I think Tammy should tread carefully. But she is desperate for love. Maybe if Jerry is desperate enough for fme we might see him regular if the show gets a second season. But we havenot even seen the first yet so I am getting ahead of myself here.
Tammy starts laughing again saying she sounds like Winnie the Pooh and Goofy. Yeah girl, you baked.
She has a should out forr Dia's husband M.r Nick and sings "Happy Birthday Mr. Nick".
Tammy says she started this Youtube channel to help people and pray for them. She then smiles a repulsive one front tooth grin while laughing like a jackass. The kind you use as a beast of burden.
Tammy says tat she knows she shouldn't have the breaded on the fake chicken nuggets she intends to use in the air fryer. But she thinks it's ok to have a little bit if it's done in the air fryer. Yet another Marie Calender Pie level excuse y'all.
Tammy says if she doesnot treat herself at least once every one to two weeks she is going to just "fucking binge". Well I guess monetization still doesn't matter at the moment. Hmm... If Dustin had said that she would have devoured him head first on live video. My the times have changed.
Tammy laughs like a hyena again and assures us she isnot jacked up on sugar. Although she did have a mango smoothie from McDonald's before she went to bed lastnight. That diet huh?
She also had some chicken strips from there. Tammy, why not use that money to get some meat for the air fryer? Actual meat. Not breaded vegan soy nuggets with 400 additives.
Those chicken strips were good but they needed some ranch on them. Tammy says ranch and mustard and ketchup and barbecue sauce are her condiments now. I wonder how well they go with Marie Calender pies?
Next, Tammy reviews an entirely alien device. A vacuum cleaner.
Tammy says the vacuum is like a Hoveround. No Tammy. That's a scooter for the eldery. You mean Roomba. It's $229 but we all know TamHam got it for free so it don't matter none.
We see a closeup of nails that look like they were done by a five year old. Tammy admits she picks at the polish.
Michael helped Tammy set up the vacuum. I am picturing two speds spending an hour and a half trying to figure out where batteries go. Recall when Amy did the facial buffer review she could not figure out the battery hatch at all. I bet it runs in the family. Well at least something runs in that family.
Tammy loves the vacuum. Probably because she doesn't have to push it around or expend much energy to use it. She opes up the dust pan and also show us the filter. At least she is trying to review this product and does it better than Amy. No mumbling either. Of course she doesn't demonstrate it working though. But it what can you expect from a Slaton? It's a miracle that we even got to see the product at all.
Apparently Amy loves them. The starter kit is $30. Which is more than a Slaton could afford to plunk down for something that don't go in your pie hole. Well pre-TLC. And Amy always wasted too much of Hot Tiopic makeup. So you know she was stuffing discount sannitary products under her hoohah.
You gt six pads with snap together wings. Tammy shows us one she kept for the video. I was honestly not sure if she would have the sense to show us an unused pad. But she says that would be gross. Go Tammy. You have some sense of hygiene after all.
HamTam coughs and tells us she has bronchitis and her stomach is messed up from the antibiotics. Great to know that she has diarrhea whie she is reviewing pads that Amy used and didn't even bother to make her own video about. The whole review, if you can even call it that, is useless. Amy didn't even bother to guest star.
Tammy mentions that people were talking about eyes behind her in her makeup video. She doesn't know what y'all are talking about because she don't see no cobwebs or anything. As someone points out in the comments, it's the sunflowers. The centers look like eyes and I actually thought that it was a hidden image until I paused to look closer.
It's a bit spooky honestly. I don't like it.
Tmmy hates being sick because all she wants to do is lay around. Umm... Ok. And what else do you do then when you aren't sick?
Tammy wants to do the air fryer review as soon as she can get to Walmart. She wants to use Morning Star chicken nuggets. For those not in the know, they are vegan. Fake meat is loaded with all kinds of crap. Tammy should stick to real meat. After all, isn't she supposed to be on a diet?
She also wants to make cauliflower french fries. Can't wait for the upcoming kitchen disaster. We saw what came out of Chez Slaton and it was horrific.
Tammy looks to be wearing light makeup. For Jerry maybe? Seems odd that she is suddenly interested in makeup again when for ages the only thing cosmetic she cared about were multicolored nailpolishes and flavored lip balms. And that was just because they tasted good. Could true love be in the air?
Next up super happy chipper Tammy is havin's a mukbang y'all! Hope y'all still have that barf bag handy because fat girl gonna eat.
Tammy is having a microwave meal. Buffalo chicken. Only 480 calories. To this she has added low fat ranch dressing. The meal also comes with seasoned mashed potatoes.
Does anyone know what brand these meals are or if they are supplied by a service of some kind? Other than the occassional burrito or hot pocket I usually don't buy this stuff so I have no idea what brands are out there these days. The packaging is so plain. Brown cardboard with black print. It doesn't look like something you see at a store because it wouldn't attract your eye. But I could be wrong.
Tammy put out a call on Instagram for fans to ask her questions.
1. Tammy says she smokes weed on occassion.
Girlfriend, nothing but air should be going into those overtaxed lungs. And the last thing you need is a raging case of the munchies. No wonder your diet isn't working.
Tammy viers off to laugh like she's higher than a Marley at a music festival. One Love Tammy! One Love!✌
And that's it for fan Q&A. Tammy dun lost her train of thought.
Tammy says she was just eating sea salt crackers. With ranch dressing. How much ranch dressing is she guzzling every day? Just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's ok to consume it like it's going out of style. We are right back to the Marie Calender pie days aren't we? When she ate like four of them because they were small. Good Lord. She never learns.
Tammy forgot. Those aren't mashed potatoes. It's mashed cauliflower. Yeah. I thought potatoes would be an issue for prepackaged deathfat meals. Carbs and all.
Tammy says she is gonna do a vacuum cleaner review. A Slaton cleaning? Well give me top surgery and call me Hank!
And she still has to do that air fryer review. But first she needs some money for groceries. Did the tugboat run out already? No more TLC greenbacks?
Tammy whines about missing her Jerry. She wishes they were closer. They are eight hours away from each other. I am wondering if Jerry will be on the show and maybe that visit was related. I think the videos where Tammy and Amy asked for help may have been filmed as part of the story even though they never asked for help before the meet & greet and documentary stuff began. Maybe a video of Tammy meeting up with Jerry will surface on an episode as well. Because At least Amy has a marriage. Tammy is just a fat lump with no friends and you can't get too much drama out of that unless Maw, Paw and Dustin were also involved.
Jerry may try to see Tammy again for Christmas. And Tammy does say that technically she is singal and they are trying to work things out. But she doesn't know what is going on. So it could be another girlfriend situation where it is one sided and Tammy gets hurt. I actually did feel bad for her then. But I knew it was not gonna take off from the beginning. Your girlfriend is in the hospital and you don't know why? She doesn't tell you what her condition is? Yeah. Sounds like you two ain't that close after all. Tammy thought that this might be a way out of the Slaton Doublewide too. It was actually pretty sad to see her hopes dashed. This was a girl she lived with before a long time ago. God, I wonder what that was like.
Jerry tells Tammy he loves her but won't commit. Well Tammy is a big commitment. Pun not even needed there. I think Tammy should tread carefully. But she is desperate for love. Maybe if Jerry is desperate enough for fme we might see him regular if the show gets a second season. But we havenot even seen the first yet so I am getting ahead of myself here.
Tammy starts laughing again saying she sounds like Winnie the Pooh and Goofy. Yeah girl, you baked.
She has a should out forr Dia's husband M.r Nick and sings "Happy Birthday Mr. Nick".
Tammy says she started this Youtube channel to help people and pray for them. She then smiles a repulsive one front tooth grin while laughing like a jackass. The kind you use as a beast of burden.
Tammy says tat she knows she shouldn't have the breaded on the fake chicken nuggets she intends to use in the air fryer. But she thinks it's ok to have a little bit if it's done in the air fryer. Yet another Marie Calender Pie level excuse y'all.
Tammy says if she doesnot treat herself at least once every one to two weeks she is going to just "fucking binge". Well I guess monetization still doesn't matter at the moment. Hmm... If Dustin had said that she would have devoured him head first on live video. My the times have changed.
Tammy laughs like a hyena again and assures us she isnot jacked up on sugar. Although she did have a mango smoothie from McDonald's before she went to bed lastnight. That diet huh?
She also had some chicken strips from there. Tammy, why not use that money to get some meat for the air fryer? Actual meat. Not breaded vegan soy nuggets with 400 additives.
Those chicken strips were good but they needed some ranch on them. Tammy says ranch and mustard and ketchup and barbecue sauce are her condiments now. I wonder how well they go with Marie Calender pies?
Next, Tammy reviews an entirely alien device. A vacuum cleaner.
Tammy says the vacuum is like a Hoveround. No Tammy. That's a scooter for the eldery. You mean Roomba. It's $229 but we all know TamHam got it for free so it don't matter none.
We see a closeup of nails that look like they were done by a five year old. Tammy admits she picks at the polish.
Michael helped Tammy set up the vacuum. I am picturing two speds spending an hour and a half trying to figure out where batteries go. Recall when Amy did the facial buffer review she could not figure out the battery hatch at all. I bet it runs in the family. Well at least something runs in that family.
Tammy loves the vacuum. Probably because she doesn't have to push it around or expend much energy to use it. She opes up the dust pan and also show us the filter. At least she is trying to review this product and does it better than Amy. No mumbling either. Of course she doesn't demonstrate it working though. But it what can you expect from a Slaton? It's a miracle that we even got to see the product at all.
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Her makeup is terrifying, and not in a good Halloween way.
ETA: It might be the angle since her cameras finally above her, but our gorl looks like she may have dropped a few pounds. Tammy is going to be pissed.
ETA: It might be the angle since her cameras finally above her, but our gorl looks like she may have dropped a few pounds. Tammy is going to be pissed.
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WTF, he looks like he aged 25 years from the last time I saw him. Frankly I'd assume he was Amy's dad if I didn't know better, he looks like he could be 57.
Someone should switch his face and the wolf on his sweater
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They bought nothing but toys. Adults, age 30s-40s, living independently, one employed even. And this is where their nonfood and not-mayercup money goes. So what toys did Little Amy covet, then acquire and display to the populace so proudly , like a 5 year old at Xmas (and pretty much like her pride in obtaining that cretinous lump to dribble lovingly by her side) ? Dollar-store plushies and pink plastic princess shit. Fucking pathetic.
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I always found both Tammy and Amy look older than their ages. Surprised Tammy is 1986 and Amy's 1987, they look more like 1976 and 1977.
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It was just so sad. No adult souvenirs. Just junk for kiddies. Not one mug or t-shirt or keychain. And Amy is happier than a pig in slop over her Chucky and Jack Skellington dolls. How much junk does she have? I doubt she throws away older stuff. She probably has piles of toys somewhere. Probably not Chris level. But bad enough for a slob like Amy.
TamHam and Amy doing a zombie bite makeup look y'all!
Amy is off karma because she don't fit in the shot. She is mumbly. But less than in her own videos because she sounds a little louder. So maybe Tammy has better sound quality.
Amy wants you to know that this was not her ides but it came from a $15 Walmart challenge.
Tammy needs Amy's help here to afix the temporary zombie bite tattoo.
Tammy mentions that her boyfriend think she cute. Then Amy says that he thinks she is cute as well.
Oh boy. Should we brace ourselves yet? Jerry (boyfriend in question) has sent Amy messages. Amy says this is because he wants to get her a birthday present. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Jerry is after the forbidden fruit of a married Slaton and getting off on double dipping in one of Kentucky's shallowest gene pools?
Gotta love that walker in the background. It adds ambience to the room doesn't it?
Amy puts the temporary tattoo on Tammy's cheek. Personally I think she should have put it on her chin. Tammy doesn't like that the bite looks more like a bruise.
Tammy starts whining that Amy needs to use a brush instead of a q-tip and that the makeup looks like clay.
Amy then starts applying the green makeup with her fat fingers. Poorly.
And here's where Tammy mentions that Betty White died. She didn't.
Tammy complains about the fact that they are usng an iPad instead of her phone because that's what she's used to. She is a hostile little porker isn't she?
Hammy also complains about Amy spilling fake blood because it stains. Since when do Slatons care about keeping house? Do they have to give this place back to TLC?
Anyway, after that it's mostly mumbling and Tammy getting pissed at Amy's makeup application.
But I went into the comments and found these gems about Jerry. Who allegedly is married, has kids and is super creepy.
If true I'd love to know more about this Jerry and if he has any online presence other than seducing deathfat speds on social media. Looks like Jerry, when asked about Tammy, says he doesn't know her. He cheats all the time on his wife.
Tammy is in love with this guy. TamTam gonna get her heart broken.
I wonder what he sees in her? Is it a fetish? She's a 600 lb wheelchairbound sped. And he's stringing her along. What a wonderful guy.
Editing to add that further down the comments people are saying Tammy knows that Jerry has a family. He also has grandchildren apparently. Tammy is stupid if she thinks he will leave his wife for her. She must be more desperate than I thought. Maybe nect time he visits he'll try to put the moves on Amy. Should be fun.
Tammy apparently uploaded a video chat with him. Has anyone seen it?
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I feel like a shithead saying it, but it's always been hard for me to assume their ages because they barely look human to begin with. I can definitely tell Tammy is older, though, but yeah, it's bizarre that they are that young and only a year apart.
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The only way to tell is to cut them in half and count the rings.
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There's a lot of onion rings in there though
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I'm curious about this too, but can't find it. People also say he's commented on videos, but haven't stumbled on those either!
I miss messing with her, but she blocked me. She also blocked my main account. Psh, hater.
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Maybe TamTam took down the video because people asked too many questions or the wifey got wind of something and blew her top. Imagine Tammy being a homewrecker. Jerry is bad enough. But if Tammy knows he has a family and is pursuining a relationship she should be ashamed. But maybe she sees this as a 1up on Amy because now she has a man too. And she thinks she is better because she is stealing someone else's man.
Or maybe TamHam ain't smart enough to think that hard.
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I wouldn't doubt if she deleted them. She's been pretty delete & ban happy. I noticed she banned my sub account now too. I'm guessing she didn't like me talking about Jerry & his family. I don't know, whatever, she's not really that fun to mess with anymore.
This may be old news, but I just learned she gives Jerry money. Why?? I know she's a sped, but goddamn, she is really stupid!
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Some trolls are really stupid. Why would anyone go after Tammy for something like this? All it does is drive her underground and encourage her to hide all of the fun under a bushel (a very BIG bushel). There's absolutely nothing to be gained in pointing out Tammy's beau is a bum. There is a LOT to be gained in congratulating her and encouraging her to do a video introducing him to her fans. Put him on parade and lets get some signs of affection going between them on camera. It will be gross, but I want to see that, and I think everyone else does too. It's fine to slag on Tammy here, but not to her face. All that does is to discourage her from sharing her Barnum & Bailey life with the world. Get smart trolls.
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Ahhhhhhhh this bitch uses zero punctuation i can deal with skipping a period or comma once or twice but she has this massive wall of text with nothing to separate sentences or ideas i cannot!
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And why does anyone care if she has a married boyfriend? The real news is that she is fat, like, really, really fat, and even her broke married bf won't have sex with her.