🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Oh no, it’s not, but just mentioned it since it’s in the same basic region as the Slatons. Though the opiate epidemic in the south has really exacerbated the problem in recent years. Like some counties have 70 to 80% of kids under 12 being raised by grandparents bad.
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Yup! But we are getting to the point that both the grandparents and parents ain’t shit and other family members are just as bad so it’s getting to a kind of ‘pray and release’ situation.
 
My first post on the Slaton Sister thread and I wonder to myself how people can get this fat
 

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Jesus, I always knew total bottom feeders made these scripted freak shows for cable but that profile really proves it. Think the guy has a complex about making horrible garbage TV? He tries to include Emmy trophies in his banner and profile shot. It reeks of desperation to be taken seriously and mountains of shame and self-loathing for helping produce Yup to the Pup, Slaton Sisters and Pimple Popper.



If you look at the photo credit it actually says the funeral home provided the photo. I think it’s a photo of the corpse and they added color to hide the fact, but didn’t do a very good job. Look behind the ear, the hair and skin are a totally different color. (It also means the family didn’t have a decent living photo they could provide, which is troubling. People usually take tons of photos from birth to three months)

Dumb rednecks end up killing newborns pretty easily. There’s a reason the started printing new born clothes with “back is best.” SIDS is usually just a result of leaving a newborn on its stomach or in a position that it can suffocate. It’s a tragedy but usually a preventable one.

These are unmarried relations of the Slaton’s we are talking about after all. It’s amazing any of them survive the neglect and stupidity of their parents for the first year of life. CPS is pretty hardcore about removing newborns quickly from possibly neglectful parents only because they are so fragile and can die so easily.

A nurse I know that work in L&D in a southern state says they feel like they are handing about 15% of newborns to their doom when they are released to dumb, too young/inexperienced, drug addicted, etc... mothers.
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At least Dr. Pimple Popper performs a service. Making people less ugly.

I'll admit I indulge in the scammy scripted trainwreck that is 90 Day Fiance. Maybe Tammy should get herself a Nigerian Prince. That'll show up Amy for sure! :lol:

The baby's death makes me hope even more that Amy won't have any kids. Little Cletus is going to have a rough ride. Amy can't even properly care for a dog.

Moderator_Marsi said:
My first post on the Slaton Sister thread and I wonder to myself how people can get this fat
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Multi-generational terrible life choices. Tammy said in an old video that being "big" as she puts it, runs in her family.

Girl, no one runs in your family. That's the problem.:roll:

Bio-Paw died of obesity related causes. You'd think that would be a wake up call. But I guess it's not enough when food is all you live for.
 
Sorry for double chin post. But Tammy has a new video.


43 seconds of strange edits at different angles. Tammy is probably trying to look like those vloggers that jump cut every five seconds. Or she just really struggled with this struggling video.

Tammy says she is about to give up because she is not quite at her weightloss goal. By the looks of it, not quite is several hundred pounds. She wants to know if anyone has any words of encouragement. She wants positive vibes y'all.

Jen pops in with some positivity. Because that's what Tammy needs right now. Encouragement by a woman who binges, lies and cries all the time. She's never losing the weight and either is Tammy.

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The weighloss tip request video was deleted, right? I wonder if this one will be too.
 
I saw that one before it was deleted. If that is Tammy's style of editing, I would like to see more of it. It was avant-garde and experimental and added to her natural weirdness. "Un grosse personne Andalou"!
 
Dysnomia said:
I thought that a possibility as well. It will be fun seeing if what we already know matches up with the show.
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I’m dying to hear the Slatons read the scripted voice overs they always do on these shows.

Listening the obscene fatties on My 600 lb Life struggle through the generic “I’ve been struggling with my eating and trying to make healthy choices. I’m staying motivated and working on my issues” spiels is always entertaining. No matter if they are old white man from Kentucky or a twenty year old black woman from California, they write the same terrible self-help, motivational clap trap script for them to read in a monotone voice, as if they are reading a book report above their grade level at gun point.

The totally disingenuous voice over scripts might be one of the highlights of the Slaton shit show. Imagine being a writer tasked with writing “inner dialogue” for Tammy. It’s like a writer’s version of hell.
 
Did you see the video? It seemed to me that she was quitting. She asked how other people stuck with struggles, but there was absolutely no indication that she was going to continue. The editing indicated that Amy had nothing to do with it either. It looked like something Tammy made by herself.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m dying to hear the Slatons read the scripted voice overs they always do on these shows.

Listening the obscene fatties on My 600 lb Life struggle through the generic “I’ve been struggling with my eating and trying to make healthy choices. I’m staying motivated and working on my issues” spiels is always entertaining. No matter if they are old white man from Kentucky or a twenty year old black woman from California, they write the same terrible self-help, motivational clap trap script for them to read in a monotone voice, as if they are reading a book report above their grade level at gun point.

The totally disingenuous voice over scripts might be one of the highlights of the Slaton shit show. Imagine being a writer tasked with writing “inner dialogue” for Tammy. It’s like a writer’s version of hell.
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After take 167 that poor guy is going to need to be put on suicide watch.

I wonder how many crew members Tammy tard raged at? She's a raging bitch at the drop of a hat.

bigshot said:
Did you see the video? It seemed to me that she was quitting. She asked how other people stuck with struggles, but there was absolutely no indication that she was going to continue. The editing indicated that Amy had nothing to do with it either. It looked like something Tammy made by herself.
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I think we can glean that in terms of weight loss the show is a failure. But people love seeing fatties fail and come back to the weigh-ins many tens of pounds heavier. There is always a sad excuse and insistance that they followed the diet. Some people on My 600 lb Life even triy to blame bloating.

The video was weird and Tammy sounded genuinely lost and in despair. That's the one thing that had me wondering because I seriously doubt Tammy can act. I think the weight loss tips request was Amy's channel. we are yet to see Amy solo asking for help. It's also curious that it's practically the middle of October but Amy isn't sperging over Jack Skellington or smearing Hot Topic makeup all over her moon pie shaped mug. This is Amy's favorite time of year. Sure, there was the death of her grand newphew. But I am still a bit surprised that not a single Halloween themed video has surfaced. Not even before that tragedy ocurred. What are you doin' Aims? 🤔
 
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Jumpscare at 0:03

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TYg8lRAsRfE

Eta: well, apart from the thumbnail
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I just watched it. It's eleven and a half minutes of two bo-nee-fide idjits mumbling about toys and makeup. Amy and Michael went to Dave & Buster's in Newburgh Indiana. Amy claims they didn't eat the food. They just played the games. They donated some of the prizes and kept some. Amy got herself a pug wearing a unicorn costume, a reversable sequin llama and a Chucky doll. Michael won the Chucky doll for her. That must guarantee some plus size lovin' tonight. ;)

Amy also went to the Disney Store and spent $20 on a Jack Skellington doll. She also got herself a Jeffree Starr makeup palette. Because if there's anything Amy needs more of it's makeup palettes she will barely use.:roll:

Amy also says they went to some kind of catacombs and and it was dark and she had a panic attack. It was $50 to get in. I don't know if that was per person or not. But I think that sounds about right for these sorts of things. Especially around Halloween. Also, they didn't take one, but two trips to Dave & Buster's. Amy says they've been really busy. Hmm...

The mark on her nose is from a mask she sleeps with that was too small. CPAP I guess. She says she got a new mask and it was the wrong size. TFW your deathfat sleep apnea mask don't fit.

Moving on to TamTam...


Tammy starts out so chipper. She's doing her makeup. She borrowed the makeup from Amy. I hope somebody cleaned those brushes. Eww.

Big announcement you guys! After three years Jerry finally came to see her. Jerry is HamTam's online boyfriend who sometimes sends her stuff. I wonder if we will see wedding bells in the future. That'll show Amy for sure.

I wonder how big Jerry is. Because I am imagining a guy with moobs that could stop a clock.:lol:

Tammy says facetime and phonecalls is nothing compared to being able to hug and kiss him. Maybe Tammy is so happy now because she don't hafta be horny no more.

You can see that Tammy's hairline is getting worse. Dia commented that she needs to take vitamins to prevent hairloss while dieting. Honey, that hair has been migrating south for years.

The next two videos are going to be reviews. The first will be menstrual pads. Reusable menstrual pads. And Amy will be the one actually using them because Tammy don't bleed no more. I am tasting bile already. Jesus take the wheel.🤮

After that Hammy will be reviewing an air fryer. She has to get some food to use with it first.

Tammy is tired annd wants to go back to sleep. I wonder what time she filmed this.

Amy's birthday is on the 28th. Hopefully she isn't too busy being a teevee star to do a Hot Topic hurl. I forgot we were birthday buddies. Lucky me.

At the end of the video Tammy makin' googly eyes at the camera. I wonder if that's for Jerry?

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Does Tammy know that pansexual means that she is willing to use her front hole as a recepticle for girldick?
 
Reusable menstrual pads have to be a troll joke, right?

"You just throw your stuff in the bag and go."
"You can put make up in the bag." (AFTER YOU'VE PUT YOUR FILTH IN THERE?!)
Tammy doesn't have periods, but she uses these for her swamp ass.
Amy uses eight of these at a time.
Some troll should send her reusable toilet paper and pay her twenty bucks for a review.
 
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bigshot said:
Reusable menstrual pads have to be a troll joke, right?

"You just throw your stuff in the bag and go."
"You can put make up in the bag." (AFTER YOU'VE PUT YOUR FILTH IN THERE?!)
Tammy doesn't have periods, but she uses these for her swamp ass.
Amy uses eight of these at a time.
Some troll should send her reusable toilet paper and pay her twenty bucks for a review.
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Eight!? Must be a giant gaping hole for a vagina.
 
bigshot said:
Reusable menstrual pads have to be a troll joke, right?

"You just throw your stuff in the bag and go."
"You can put make up in the bag." (AFTER YOU'VE PUT YOUR FILTH IN THERE?!)
Tammy doesn't have periods, but she uses these for her swamp ass.
Amy uses eight of these at a time.
Some troll should send her reusable toilet paper and pay her twenty bucks for a review.
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I wouldn't put it past a trol to send reusable pads. Those things are only good if you properly clean them. And we all know how sannitary the average Slaton is. I can see Amy putting her makeup right beside the dirty pads in the bag because "they dun told me it wuz a bag what fer yer makeup". You gotta warsh those pads Amy. How much you want to bet she just throws them out?

Reusable pads are usually pushed by hippie crunchy mamas who can afford top tier disposables and have access to warshin' facilities. People in Amy's bracket don't typically use them because in the end it's less convenient and they have to run up the water bill/ fill the coin-op just to do a load of bloody pads.

It's either a troll or some vegan granola lady who also makes her own floor wax out of something wacky like hemp milk and orange peels.
 
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