[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[Prince Lotor]

But isn't the payment plan contingent on him actually paying his taxes. What I was getting at is that he is most likely behind on his taxes again this year and at risk of defaulting on the agreement he has with the irs

That's an interesting idea, maybe he's trying to pay off his 2018 Federal backtaxes off by April 2020 so that he can try to get on another payment plan for his 2019 Federal taxes, if he's behind on paying his 2019 Quarterly Estimated Income tax payments.

 

[Xenomorph]

He looks horrifying, more so than usual. I dont know if it's the camera or the lighting or it's just him in frantic mode, but man.. time has marched over his face with cleats.

Also, I thought the changes his parents wanting him to change was to get a real job

 

[Prince Lotor]

I turned on Tevin's restream for like 5 minutes near the end and Tevin mentioned that anyone in streachat saying the tips goal was for taxes was getting banned tonight. I wasn't watching so I don't know the instances Tevin was basing this off of.

 

[Ching_Chong]

The real issues here are if he really needs $1800 bucks before November 1st are twofold in my opinion. One, what about all his other bills? They can't take a back seat. If they did it really calls all his other begging into question. If he needs a specific amount of money on TOP of all the other stuff then he's still up shits creek. Two, how did this just pop up? I know those third party debt buying companies can be rough but I think they give you more than a weeks notice if it is indeed about his CT condo debt changing hands.

That's what I was thinking. Where does this move his other so called bills he is always whining about? We know he's taking money out of that tax fund for games and the soon to be day off where we know he'll spend a lot of money he doesn't have.

 

[Shambler]

I turned on Tevin's restream for like 5 minutes near the end and Tevin mentioned that anyone in streachat saying the tips goal was for taxes was getting banned tonight. I wasn't watching so I don't know the instances Tevin was basing this off of.

so supposedly phil is banning people for saying its for taxes? that'd break his narrative and we know how much phil hates straying from his narrative and schedule

 

[tzgnilki]

I turned on Tevin's restream for like 5 minutes near the end and Tevin mentioned that anyone in streachat saying the tips goal was for taxes was getting banned tonight. I wasn't watching so I don't know the instances Tevin was basing this off of.

a document was leaked saying dave's property tax for his kahndo in CT are due on the 31st OCT, which is suspiciously the deadline for his $1,800 beg goal

 

[rizlajizzla]

This is pretty late, just started this thread but, wow. The Dutch Tulip Craze is a pretty historical deep cut haha. Well done.

Yo, Phil is not a childrens' entertainer. At least his some of his detractors have a goddamned education.

 

[Sparkletor]

Of course it is for taxes. What other bill could be $1800? Water? Electric? Phone?
Car payment? I think not.

If he was a little late one month would it be that bad? No. But let's say he hasn't made a payment in several months. If Phil hasn't made an attempt in 90 days to pay his tax payment plan, they might start to put pressure on him.

 

[SowonNation]

Also, I thought the changes his parents wanting him to change was to get a real job

His mom suggested he should get a job, because he can't continue to "overwork" himself like that. They had a heart-to-heart talk during Phil's trip to CT where he visited his parents (and ended up marrying the horse).
Now, as much as DSP appreciates the sentiment from his mom, he said that he'd be looking to get a job in 10 years from now - not anytime soon. He kinda made it sound like a promise to his mother, so I'm curious to see where this rollercoaster is gonna take us 9 years and 5 months from now.

 

[kebab4you]

His mom suggested he should get a job, because he can't continue to "overwork" himself like that. They had a heart-to-heart talk during Phil's trip to CT where he visited his parents (and ended up marrying the horse).
Now, as much as DSP appreciates the sentiment from his mom, he said that he'd be looking to get a job in 10 years from now - not anytime soon. He kinda made it sound like a promise to his mother, so I'm curious to see where this rollercoaster is gonna take us 9 years and 5 months from now.

Closing in on 50 is the perfect age to get your first real job!

 

[Salubrious]

For a man that in dire need of money, working a 11:30-1:30, 2-4, 7-9:30 schedule seems a little light.

But what do I know? I'm just a child.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

His mom suggested he should get a job, because he can't continue to "overwork" himself like that. They had a heart-to-heart talk during Phil's trip to CT where he visited his parents (and ended up marrying the horse).
Now, as much as DSP appreciates the sentiment from his mom, he said that he'd be looking to get a job in 10 years from now - not anytime soon. He kinda made it sound like a promise to his mother, so I'm curious to see where this rollercoaster is gonna take us 9 years and 5 months from now.

Dude if this guy gets a job, and currently feels overworked, he might actually die.

If this bare minimum, lazy, reductive experience is hard for him then he'll never find a job. Imagine having Dark as your coworker whining constantly about when the next break is or how hard it is.

 

[Sparkletor]

Here's the literal plan according to Phil.

He needs to stabilize his Twitch income. Twitch makes more than any other job he can get. If he gets a real job he will make less money, so he needs Twitch to get to the point where he won't lose money when he goes to work instead of stream.

What I'm hearing is Phil will totally get a job, but only once his streaming income makes so much money that he doesn't need to get a job.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.

 

[Salubrious]

He needs to stabilize his Twitch income. Twitch makes more than any other job he can get. If he gets a real job he will make less money, so he needs Twitch to get to the point where he won't lose money when he goes to work instead of stream.

He needs to stabilize an income that is completely depending on subs and cheers when he constantly tells people that "tips are the most helpful because I get them right now."

Even factoring in tips, 100% of his Twitch income is completely dependent on people throwing money at him. That's never going to be stable. Especially when he could be banned from Twitch at any time (ignoring PigRoach luck and/or someone on Twitch looking out for him.)

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Can Phil please just say nigger so he can be suspended already.
This same taxes/depression song and dance is beyond tired.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Can Phil please just say nigger so he can be suspended already.
This same taxes/depression song and dance is beyond tired.

if phil said nigger, he'd only be banned for 5 minutes, and then let back in after he begs

 

[Salubrious]

if phil said nigger, he'd only be banned for 5 minutes, and then let back in after he begs

Nah. Probably get the one week token ban like Amouranth.

It'd be hilarious because he "can't afford" to be banned for a week so he'd try to stream to Youtube instead and probably botch it somehow.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Considering how much he makes, I still find it astounding that he's that fucked financially. On the other hand, why would he beg and beg and look so pathetic if he didn't have to? But then an emergency $1800 payment suddenly due in a week or he's doomed (again)….taxes are the only thing that make sense but then aren't they automatically in your mortgage payment each month?

So basically, it's desperate begging with no explanation Part 234.

 

[rubynutmeg]

I dont understand why he doesn't just pay bills with his income then have kat put all her work money into a savings fund. After enough time he'd have some money saved up, Why does all the money in his househould have to evaporate right away? Also he has plenty of things in his house he could sell at a pawn shop for money.

Uh, okay. Let me just say this, seeing as you're obviously an immature kid who lives at home. KHAT has her OWN ADULT BILLS TO PAY. I can't ask her to pay for MINE. That's just stupid, and something only a MORON would say. Her money belongs to HER, why would I use it to pay my bills?

Anyway, I just wanna say again that I really need you guys to give me YOUR money to pay MY bills. Tipping is the best way right now...

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Can Phil please just say nigger so he can be suspended already.
This same taxes/depression song and dance is beyond tired.

I mean, he's already said "faggot" on Twitch and not been banned, so I wouldn't be too hopeful on that score.