[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

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What's the emergency?

  • Money. It's always money.

    Votes: 175 77.8%

  • D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    Votes: 30 13.3%

  • He's actually being held hostage and has to pay a ransom to the crazy half-sister

    Votes: 20 8.9%
  • Total voters
    225
Salubrious said:
Edit: Apparently AdSense pays out between the 10th and 14th. My mistake.
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You'll get the money added to your account balance in the middle of the month and you'll get paid at the end of the month.

Payment timelines for AdSense - AdSense Help

The AdSense payment cycle is monthly. You accrue estimated earnings over the course of a month, and then at the beginning of the following month your earnings are finalized and posted to your balance
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> If your balance exceeds the payment threshold and you have no payment holds, you'll be issued a payment between the 21st and the 26th of the
 
actually said:
Again, his property taxes are almost certainly built into his mortgage payments. The only way the property taxes aren't getting paid are if he's not paying the mortgage payments on the CT condo.

@SoapQueen1, scenario question for you. If (and it's a huge IF) Phil actually went through with the whole "I'm just going to foreclose on the CT condo by not making payments" plan, could the bank / mortgage holder come after him and demand that he pay the property taxes or else they'll sue him for it?
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maybe but the tax system has the mailing address for the bills as his house.
if you look at past payment dates its paid very late, the bank wouldn't do that.

if he fails to make property tax payment, then the bank will fuck him because its usually a part of the conditions for the loan
 
Raven'sChild said:
He needs the money to " make a bunch of payments to keep on pace on what I've promised I could do..."
Make of this what you will...
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If that's an exact quote my guess is it's something regarding his irs payment plan. That's the only relevant "promise" he's made that I can think of. The "bunch of payments" part sounds like the $1800 request will be reacurring. If monthly that's 7 payments between now and April and 7 x 1800= 12600. That number seems oddly familiar.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
You'll get the money added to your account balance in the middle of the month and you'll get paid at the end of the month.

Payment timelines for AdSense - AdSense Help

The AdSense payment cycle is monthly. You accrue estimated earnings over the course of a month, and then at the beginning of the following month your earnings are finalized and posted to your balance
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> If your balance exceeds the payment threshold and you have no payment holds, you'll be issued a payment between the 21st and the 26th of the
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So he either just got his AdSense or is about to get it, and still needs $1800 for an emergency?

Damn, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore.
 
Sphadilcastro said:
If that's an exact quote my guess is it's something regarding his irs payment plan. That's the only relevant "promise" he's made that I can think of. The "bunch of payments" part sounds like the $1800 request will be reacurring. If monthly that's 7 payments between now and April and 7 x 1800= 12600. That number seems oddly familiar.
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His payment plan is only a couple hundred bucks a month.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
His payment plan is only a couple hundred bucks a month.
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His backtax payment plan.

But didn't he rant and rave about desperately needing money last year (around november) to bump his yearly earnings up to qualify for debt consolidation/refi?

Is it possible that put him on a different payment plan he needs to make payments for?
 
@SoapQueen1 and @actually

Can we get your feedback on what you guys think this latest begging saga is based around? I know nothing of mortgages/ loans and what not, and DSP's finances elude me.

He goes through more hoops than a company refinancing itself for the umpteenth time.
 
MoonRocker said:
@SoapQueen1 and @actually

Can we get your feedback on what you guys think this latest begging saga is based around? I know nothing of mortgages/ loans and what not, and DSP's finances elude me.

He goes through more hoops than a company refinancing itself for the umpteenth time.
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He does this every year, always around the same time. He knows people get more generous during holidays and there is always something that we always find out what for later on(most of the time). Examples being his recent marriage, moving Khet in, and flying her ass out to see him.

He always gets bailed out, and started using his Momma Burnell as a Deus Ex Machina.
 
xenomorph said:
so how long do you philstorians believe he has been defaulting on his khando? Didnt he say right around the time he married the horse how his plan b was just to default on the loan and claim bankruptcy?
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He didn't say he was going to declare bankruptcy. He said he was going to stop paying for it and there would be nothing the lender could do because he's totally poor.
 
MoonRocker said:
@SoapQueen1 and @actually

Can we get your feedback on what you guys think this latest begging saga is based around? I know nothing of mortgages/ loans and what not, and DSP's finances elude me.

He goes through more hoops than a company refinancing itself for the umpteenth time.
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I don't think it's his property taxes since those should be in escrow from his mortgage payments automatically. My best guess is either a debt payment that he didn't make some payments on, resulting in a threat of a lawsuit if he doesn't catch up in full, or something with his current federal tax payments (not the payment plan, but his quarterly stuff). I'll let @SoapQueen1 answer if they would like to.
 
The real issues here are if he really needs $1800 bucks before November 1st are twofold in my opinion. One, what about all his other bills? They can't take a back seat. If they did it really calls all his other begging into question. If he needs a specific amount of money on TOP of all the other stuff then he's still up shits creek. Two, how did this just pop up? I know those third party debt buying companies can be rough but I think they give you more than a weeks notice if it is indeed about his CT condo debt changing hands.
 
rizlajizzla said:
ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

You know those fucking condescending 'helpful' tips that people who have never been poor offer to actual poor people about finance? Like, if you give up your morning Starbucks, you could save £x a year!! Whereas actual poor people can't fucking afford Starbucks to give up. Or, 'take the bus to work', but you live in Asscrack Eqypt? And you know those hideous 35% percent credit cards you see advertised and think, fuck, what fucking idiot would be stupid enough to fall for that? And how people might pay $19.99 a month for a year for a ring from an ad (worth about $40) and think, god, who are all these financial illiterates that these unethical companies prey on... Well, if you take all that combined financial stupidity, add to it the folly of the Dutch Tulip Craze, then let Kylie Jenner hold it a while- That is how good Phil is with money.
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This is pretty late, just started this thread but, wow. The Dutch Tulip Craze is a pretty historical deep cut haha. Well done.
 
I rewatched the emergency video. He kept mentioning taking a loan as solutions. He was whining about not being able to get another loan. This dude could really be fucked. TBH tho I think he will reach the goal.
 
So correct me if I'm wrong,
2017: REEEMERGENCY to secretly move my Kat into muh Kando.
2018: REEEMERGENCY to secretly set up a place for a cat we are getting in a few months
2019: REEEEEEMERGENCY to secretly get Kat [X] thing that I can't reveal till later.
 
CausticMinory said:
So correct me if I'm wrong,
2017: REEEMERGENCY to secretly move my Kat into muh Kando.
2018: REEEMERGENCY to secretly set up a place for a cat we are getting in a few months
2019: REEEEEEMERGENCY to secretly get Kat [X] thing that I can't reveal till later.
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priests that actually perform exorcisms aren't cheap
 
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