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Hopefully it's her previous meal of baby cow and not a baby scalfani
She looks so unnatural in that picture. This is what happens to you when you pop out little Scalfanis
Tammy jr's future looking mighty grim
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She looks so unnatural in that picture. This is what happens to you when you pop out little Scalfanis
Tammy jr's future looking mighty grim
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Taking a cruise to the Bahamas is a wonderful occasion to have and people would give their arm and a leg to go on one. Having the satisfaction of just cruising down to the Bahamas and trying out different foods are fun! Jack could take time there and try different types of local cuisine, possibly taking delight in them.
But I do have to say, Jack making bastardized or lazy man versions of the foods he’s gonna encounter in the Bahamas will be not surprising at all.
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There was a guy in my student accomodation who could do this because he had some skin condition, we used to draw cocks on his arms
Captain Ahab
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There’s no way blubberman’s dick still works. A morbidly obese middle aged man with a shitty diet and an extremely sedentary lifestyle? Dude hasn’t seen an erection since the 90’s.
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Jack Junior definitly inherited from Jack's fashion and culinary war crimes, albeit in a different kind of terrible branch; hoodie/wife beater combo thingy, horrible over sized gold watch and chain, eating french fries dipped in chocolate. During a high class bahamas cruise with the girlfriend mind you.
The spoonfull of mayo did not fall far from the Hellmann jar.
The day this will be the highlight of my vacation trip I'll just end it all. ^
The spoonfull of mayo did not fall far from the Hellmann jar.
The day this will be the highlight of my vacation trip I'll just end it all. ^
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Stroke Out with Jack Mega-Reply:
That is the face someone makes when they have to seriously consider whether or not swallowing what is in their mouth will choke them due to their weakened esophageal muscles.
Thing is you can eat plenty of meat(excluding processed meats) and not die because of it unless you have some preexisting condition which Jack does. Some people are prone to strokes. Those people shouldn't do Burger and Pizza tours.
The fact that people do that with salads and think it is still healthy is one of a litany of reasons I will never support tax payer funded healthcare.
Just disgusting.
He'd probably have to cut the ring off at this point. I swear he's wearing it hoping Groove will pay him for the endorsement. Heck maybe they will: This man (Picture of Jack smiling dully as they dig into his finger fat to cut off the ring) had to have his ring cut off! No problem with Groove ring!
Same stuff but you know the source. Sweet Baby Rays probably uses a decent ketchup. Jack's sauce clearly uses year past best buy date the manufacturer finds in an alley. That video of someone eating it...my god.
Jesus that bite. Did a great white go for that bread or Jack?
I don't buy the Net Carb crap. I understand the basic idea but I don't buy it. If there's a carb there's a carb. Just don't eat bread Jack you fat fuck.
Amberlynn isn't in this much denial.
I think Jack has been told to use that arm more. I've noticed he is trying to involve it more. Jack is still young enough that he should regain a lot of use if he...just...does...the...work which we all know he won't so gimp arm for-ev-er.
Everything he cooks is terrible and it makes me angry. Wings are one of the easiest things to cook but this walking blood clot fucks them up.
Pregnant with the fat of a thousand burgers.
That poor fucking bed. Oh god...do you think they? Oh who am I kidding Jack can't get it up but I could see Tammy meeting a black gentlemen and getting pounded while Jack scowls at the buffet and gets ready to rate it on FaceBook to try and extort shit from the cruise line.
That is the face someone makes when they have to seriously consider whether or not swallowing what is in their mouth will choke them due to their weakened esophageal muscles.
Thing is you can eat plenty of meat(excluding processed meats) and not die because of it unless you have some preexisting condition which Jack does. Some people are prone to strokes. Those people shouldn't do Burger and Pizza tours.
The fact that people do that with salads and think it is still healthy is one of a litany of reasons I will never support tax payer funded healthcare.
Just disgusting.
He'd probably have to cut the ring off at this point. I swear he's wearing it hoping Groove will pay him for the endorsement. Heck maybe they will: This man (Picture of Jack smiling dully as they dig into his finger fat to cut off the ring) had to have his ring cut off! No problem with Groove ring!
Same stuff but you know the source. Sweet Baby Rays probably uses a decent ketchup. Jack's sauce clearly uses year past best buy date the manufacturer finds in an alley. That video of someone eating it...my god.
Jesus that bite. Did a great white go for that bread or Jack?
I don't buy the Net Carb crap. I understand the basic idea but I don't buy it. If there's a carb there's a carb. Just don't eat bread Jack you fat fuck.
Amberlynn isn't in this much denial.
I think Jack has been told to use that arm more. I've noticed he is trying to involve it more. Jack is still young enough that he should regain a lot of use if he...just...does...the...work which we all know he won't so gimp arm for-ev-er.
- Under cooked meat - Check
- Shitty frozen product - Check
- More seasoning on the tray than the meat - Check
- Letting people know your silicon mat is imported therefore high quality - Check
Everything he cooks is terrible and it makes me angry. Wings are one of the easiest things to cook but this walking blood clot fucks them up.
Pregnant with the fat of a thousand burgers.
That poor fucking bed. Oh god...do you think they? Oh who am I kidding Jack can't get it up but I could see Tammy meeting a black gentlemen and getting pounded while Jack scowls at the buffet and gets ready to rate it on FaceBook to try and extort shit from the cruise line.
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That's good news for Tammy! She might be rid of that DEAD WEIGHT by Christmas.
I personally am very concerned. That we are all going to have to find a new food gore cow very soon. I hope Tammy live streams his funeral. You know. So we could pay tribute and say goodbye. He would want it that way.
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He's gonna need some really strong pallbearers and a huge casket because he's a disgusting, fat slob. Hopefully Charles is one of them and he convinces Tammy to leave comments on.
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With comments disabled, no doubt. Jack's on the Go - straight to the grave.
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- Jack doesn't know what the difference between a swamp and a drainage ditch.
- Jack is cruising on a Royal Carribean ship.
- Jack is on an older ship, as newer ships are capable of facetime and streaming. We could have had a live Bahamas stream!
- If you don't like people, don't go on a cruise. No shit.
- Jack Jr. reseting the coke machines could be considered vandalism, but that doesn't phase Tammy. She wants a discount because guess who foot the fucking bill?
- Jack and Tammy steal someone's coffee, so they might have purposefully gave someone diabetes, given how much sugar they dump into their coffees.
- Jack showing a long line of desserts, saying it's what he's going to avoid. Who wants to bet he sneaks off to gorge on them after Tammy falls asleep from the hard dicking she got from Tyrone?
- Tammy Jr. giving Jack Jr. more fries to dunk into chocolate mousse made me a little sad inside. Neither one asked, she just gave them as if it were muscle memory.
- Jack Jr. dunking fries in chocolate mousse itself made me sad inside.
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Jack’s and Tammy’s teetotaling amuses me. Imagine being that rotund and not having the ability to blame it on the fact you crush 30 high-calorie beers or several bottles of red wine per week.
I’d call them pious, but they’d likely not know the definition of the word and ask for a second helping.
I’d call them pious, but they’d likely not know the definition of the word and ask for a second helping.
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Jack is far from being the only fat idiot redneck who eats copious amounts of ribs and mayonnaise. Someone else will take his place.
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They can just use a forklift. As long as they don't raise the forks too high on the mast it shouldn't tip over.
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i wonder what caused them to become so anti-alcohol
i'm not sure about jack but i i recall some older JOTG videos where tammy does have a few drinks. and tammy is the one who forced jack into "christianity" so its very interesting
JackDavis
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No she's just a whale. Jack probably has to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.
Like father, like son. Fucking white trash.
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Jack's on the GO TO HELL. For strangling his kid, his crimes against food and being a garbage human being.
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You might as well just put Eagle Brand condensed milk in your coffee.
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Did the wedding happen already? Or is this a version of a promise ring?