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Him trying to use his dead hand as literal dead weight is gold
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Stasi
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Rate me optimistic but I believe what he may have been going for here is tzatziki which is simple yet delicious.
He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).
He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).
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He was going after a pretty generic Midwest style cucumber salad but it would usually have mayo.
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him leaving the mayo out is interesting and i'd say he did it so he wouldn't have to deal with all the comments about it
but its not like people can comment on his videos. and his fb/twitter usually get a few comments at most that he'd consider "hateful."
but its not like people can comment on his videos. and his fb/twitter usually get a few comments at most that he'd consider "hateful."
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Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.
It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)
It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)
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That stroke still affecting him? Jesus. He might as well cut his arm off and replace it with a rubber prosthetic, no one will tell the difference.
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what the hell is this?
there's nothing left in that guy's head. not like there was much there in the past but still
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378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.
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He's an unemployed boomer, he probably just sits around thinking of Facebook shitposts like this all day.
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You forgot the added 5g of sugar per seeving in that bottle which comes up to 693 grams of sugar,
Cheap fuck didn't even use whole wings but little Tyson dicklets. In his own house.
Edit: oh shit I thought I stopped myself from posting that first message. Disregard that.
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TiltdownDove
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By the inclusion of Dill with the sour cream, I can only assume he wanted to make a form of tzatziki sauce? I don't know what else he would be trying to make by combining garlic powder, dill, and cucumbers.
If you use a full-fat greek yogurt (which is keto) and just add some parsley and olive oil and skip the onion powder he'd have a legit Keto greek cucumber salad, and only cost like, what, $4 more?
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Man, seeing him struggle to chop the damn dill is just pathetic and sad - it's like watching a sweaty ham flail about. Seems like not even his friends or family even bothered to watch his video and say, "That's a pretty fucked up video, Jack." He's literally going the Barbara Chandler way - a slow death in front of an unseen audience.
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Oh fuck, that's seriously bad edema. For those wondering, he's having fluid, likely from leaking blood vessels build up in that arm. Stroke number three or heart episode/attack is on its way if he's that fucking swollen.
As for the dip, I'm nauseous just looking at it.
SwattedKat
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Yeah his stroke hand is very swollen. I'd be concerned.
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Whats the over-under on him having eaten that entire trey by himself?
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His dead arm looks like it's about to pop like an overstuffed sausage. That's alarming. My grandpa ended up with a dead arm after like three heart attacks and a stroke. He was 87 years old. And his arm didn't even look as badly off as Jack's does.
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Looks like a nice cruise. Must have cost Tammy a fair bit because we know Jack's AdSense money doesn't pay for shit.