I'm so happy Chris and Sockness found each other. They really are a match made in heaven. I'm certain no one will end raped, tortured and/or murdered. Nothing bad could ever come out of this!
I don't know that there's anyone left who is able or willing to make this happen. Marvin and Null are burnt the fuck out on it. And as we know, Chris does not listen to anyone with common sense. The worse someone's intentions, the likelier Chris seems to go with them.
A: Chris is dumb as a doorknob.
B: Is completely oblivious to the fact that he’s borderline retarded.
C: Is bored and looks for human contact. As long as (he thinks that) he can use them as props in his exceptional fantasies.
Chris at this point is basically like a drunk 16 year old girl with father issues. As long as you pretend you’re interested in her/the Merge, you’ll get to fuck with him.
(In Sockness case, literally fuck with him I’m afraid. Though for my own sanity’s sake, I like to think that he’s just role playing for the worlds worst lulz.)
Chris is basically setting himself up to be manipulated by buying into his own dimensional merge idea. As long as he wants to find people who play along with it, he's going to be vulnerable to people like Sockness. Nobody can change that if he doesn't want to change, unless maybe Barb catches wind that he's inviting a disgusting freak into their home and actually decides to call the cops or something. Chris can put a stop to this whenever he wants by admitting his cartoon worlds aren't real.
Well that was a wild fuckin' ride. So does Chris really buy into his own delusions to the point he automatically believes anyone who plays along? I feel like he wouldn't want to give up "control" of his little creation so easily.
Having Sockness butt fuck Chris is the visual equivalent of a snuff film. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to disintegrate the thought of two mentally challenged bums screwing each other in the poop chute. Knowing how dumb both of them are, the odds of having the video uploaded would be sickeningly high.
I don't know that there's anyone left who is able or willing to make this happen. Marvin and Null are burnt the fuck out on it. And as we know, Chris does not listen to anyone with common sense. The worse someone's intentions, the likelier Chris seems to go with them.
I fucking knew it... Sockness is a sick fuck. Yeah, fucking obviously, but man I wish somehow someone was able to give the deviant a friendly little "talk"
Tfw you still have a miniscule shred of empathy for Chris, followed by resignation that he'll just spit at any help offered like he did with Marvin, The Captain, Null and anyone else offering a hand, and ending with irritation at both of them being completely irredeemable bumblefucks, so might as well just sit back and watch the horrorshow.