Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

[The American Hedgehog]

edit: Sockness wrote the entire chatlog himself, and Chris believes it was an actual conversation between Magi-Chan and Sockness.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheChurcho...talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app / http://archive.fo/2H4oe

 

[Tikbalang]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/TheChurcho...talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app / http://archive.fo/2H4oe

If my eyes are straining from reading the reddit post, I don't think Chris will be invested on reading it.
Who's Magi-chan's "hubby"? I'm too lazy to verify if he's referring to Mew2.
Why is emanuel a he? MC refers to him as he.

Chris unable to correct the "conversation" means he doesn't read it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

If my eyes are straining from reading the reddit post, I don't think Chris will be invested on reading it.
Who's Magi-chan's "hubby"? I'm too lazy to verify if he's referring to Mew2.
Why is emanuel a he? MC refers to him as he.

Chris unable to correct the "conversation" means he doesn't read it.

I think Sockness was the one who wrote up that entire chatlog, RPing as Magi-Chan.

Magi-Chan calls it the "dimensional merger" but only Sockness calls it that, Chris calls it the dimensional merge. This line is also something Chris wouldn't say since he believes characters are real and independent of creators:

"Magi-Chan: You created Jakoba. You can threaten to revise his character."

So I guess hubby is supposed to refer to Chris, but is an error on Sockness's part.


It's fucked up that Chris actually believes that conversation really happened between Magi-Chan and Sockness. In the chatlog, Sockness dangles the Merge over Chris's head and threatens to stop it unless he and Chris meet. And gets Magi-Chan to say adding Jacob to the marriage is a great idea:

"Magi-Chan: If we work together, I can open my wife to adding you to the marriage."

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I think Sockness was the one who wrote up that entire chatlog, RPing as Magi-Chan.

Magi-Chan calls it the "dimensional merger" but only Sockness calls it that, Chris calls it the dimensional merge. This line is also something Chris wouldn't say since he believes characters are real and independent of creators:

"Magi-Chan: You created Jakoba. You can threaten to revise his character."

So I guess hubby is supposed to refer to Chris, but is an error on Sockness's part.


It's fucked up that Chris actually believes that conversation really happened between Magi-Chan and Sockness. In the chatlog, Sockness dangles the Merge over Chris's head and threatens to stop it unless he and Chris meet. And gets Magi-Chan to say adding Jacob to the marriage is a great idea:

"Magi-Chan: If we work together, I can open my wife to adding you to the marriage."

This reveals Sockness as being absolutely an Idea Guy-tier manipulator. Do what I want or I'm gonna destroy CWCvlle with a moon laser/I'm gonna stop the merge! You're a dick licker now/you need to marry Jacob! Now that gay marriage is legal, I sure as hell hope he isn't angling to get that shit on paper at the courthouse in liberal-ass CA. Can you fucking imagine the ensuing disaster?

 

[Fapcop]

This reveals Sockness as being absolutely an Idea Guy-tier manipulator. Do what I want or I'm gonna destroy CWCvlle with a moon laser/I'm gonna stop the merge! You're a dick licker now/you need to marry Jacob! Now that gay marriage is legal, I sure as hell hope he isn't angling to get that shit on paper at the courthouse in liberal-ass CA. Can you fucking imagine the ensuing disaster?

What in the holy hell is this faggotry?!?

“Magi-Chan: So you can save me from death should my Hubby die? Can you save my Hubby?

Jenova: Chris Chan must contact us and we need time to preserve her name.

Magi-Chan: Do what you must. I will get Jacob drugged for you to have a daughter.

Jenova: I cannot believe I am going to let this happen. Take his seed and sire a prince.”


Moreover: WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH CHRIS’S GFM?!?

This reveals Sockness as being absolutely an Idea Guy-tier manipulator. Do what I want or I'm gonna destroy CWCvlle with a moon laser/I'm gonna stop the merge! You're a dick licker now/you need to marry Jacob! Now that gay marriage is legal, I sure as hell hope he isn't angling to get that shit on paper at the courthouse in liberal-ass CA. Can you fucking imagine the ensuing disaster?

Sockness is Ideaguy, just more evil and less funny.

I’ll call it first: In 6-12 months we’ll look back at the Idea Guys’s antics with nostalgia as a fun and ultimately harmless prank, compared to Sockness taking Chris’s anal cherry.

 

[Tikbalang]

This reveals Sockness as being absolutely an Idea Guy-tier manipulator. Do what I want or I'm gonna destroy CWCvlle with a moon laser/I'm gonna stop the merge! You're a dick licker now/you need to marry Jacob! Now that gay marriage is legal, I sure as hell hope he isn't angling to get that shit on paper at the courthouse in liberal-ass CA. Can you fucking imagine the ensuing disaster?

If Chris marries Sockness, would that stop the government from giving them free monies?

 

[Seven Inches]

This does not tickle my pickle at all.

Idea Guy 2.0, now with potential gay rape.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

If Chris marries Sockness, would that stop the government from giving them free monies?

No because they are both on tardbux due to mental disability. Would the payments be reduced? I don't know, but I kind of doubt it.

 

[Fapcop]

No because they are both on tardbux due to mental disability. Would the payments be reduced? I don't know, but I kind of doubt it.

Let’s all hope that something funny will happen in the meantime, to distract Chris and foil Sockness’s anal ambitions.

Like Barb dying or another house fire?

 

[IN 041]

Jesus christ, can these people just stop? Chris hasn't done anything interesting in like 5 years, these retards are the spectacle at this point.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Jacob is such a manipulative cunt. Chris manages to finds escapism in this merge crap and here comes Jacob and gives him the "Have sex with me or your happy place goes away" scheme. And to think he tried to sell us that he was a good guy trying to help Chris.

Everyone in Chris's life wanted something from him, even his mom wanted "his money". But this one is equals part pathetic, sad and slightly unnerving.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

“Jacob: I can be reached at 415-638-7658.”

Did Sockness just post his phone number online? He must have some serious protection-spells or whatever if he’s confident enough to reveal information like that lol.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Holy shit this is a rape fantasy! Quick get Bluespike on the line!!

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Well Jacob is already doxxed, and he ain't even shook. Nothing more we can do but see how this dumpster fire explode.

 

[Triangle Solo]

I know it's not Chris-Chan from 2009 any more.
Shiat gets so darn complicated and weird with all his imaginary friends recently...
Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the good ol' days.

 

[Nuns with guns]

I hope somebody else manages to end this dimensional merge bullshit. Maybe Bob's OC will be able to cut it down.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This is some fucked up, repugnant shit. Like this is just pathetic and nightmarish.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

While I hope that something foils Sockness' perverted plans before it happens, I still look forward to seeing the tard cum shoot across the room in the future Chris/Magi-Chan/Sockness sex tape.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sockness confirmed he wrote the whole chatlog.

 

[Fapcop]

I know it's not Chris-Chan from 2009 any more.
Shiat gets so darn complicated and weird with all his imaginary friends recently...
Maybe I'm just nostalgic for the good ol' days.

You and me both buddy! Fuck, right about now I’d settle for a sextape with Chris pissing the floor as far as nostalgia goes!

Sockness confirmed he wrote the whole chatlog.

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Lololol! Is Jacob actually dangling his fap fiction in front of us thinking anyone is interested?!

Shiiiat... There’s pathetic, there’s Chris-Chan pathetic and scraping the absolute bottom is Sockness, trying to use CWC to promote his lame Jakoba/watchmacallit empire verse-pathetic!