💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RN8L0tZc224
"This is the second place we've filmed today."

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Deep fried American shit. "Nice and warm too!" That's what you're looking for in sushi, warmth. Just fucking get a teriyaki bowl if this is the kinda sushi you like.

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Jack's insightful review of the fried oysters, while his mouth is completely full: "MMMMM These are really good!"
Jack's insightful review of the deep fried sushi "mmm.. MMM! Mmm-hmm! That is the first bite of sushi where I can taste each ingredient. Beautiful design. MMM. MMM-hmm!"

Charles gives the restaurant a 4 out of 5, then revises it to 3 out of 4. Okay then.
Jack gives it 5 stars, but cannot give it the overall winner because Fuelins (sp?) has bigger portion sizes.

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"Gorgeous parking lot! I love it!"
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Fried oysters? what the fuck, why? You're meant to have oyster straight from the clam, especially fresh ones from the sea since abit of sea salt adds to the taste. This is Islamic content.
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh said:
Fried oysters? what the fuck, why? You're meant to have oyster straight from the clam, especially fresh ones from the sea since abit of sea salt adds to the taste. This is Islamic content.
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Fried oysters are surprisingly part of Japanese cuisine. The kaki fry that they had looked pretty much spot on, but that roll is pure American nightmare fuel.
 
Gladatha said:
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Apparently they use Heinz and they had a good laugh about Jack being a "food critic".
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lol @ "somewhat self proclaimed food critic." it would've been awesome if they had responded to jack's comment saying that. he would've lost it and told his viewers in his next video to go in there and film and say jack on the go sent you
JackDavis said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RN8L0tZc224
"This is the second place we've filmed today."

View attachment 864747

Deep fried American shit. "Nice and warm too!" That's what you're looking for in sushi, warmth. Just fucking get a teriyaki bowl if this is the kinda sushi you like.

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Jack's insightful review of the fried oysters, while his mouth is completely full: "MMMMM These are really good!"
Jack's insightful review of the deep fried sushi "mmm.. MMM! Mmm-hmm! That is the first bite of sushi where I can taste each ingredient. Beautiful design. MMM. MMM-hmm!"

Charles gives the restaurant a 4 out of 5, then revises it to 3 out of 4. Okay then.
Jack gives it 5 stars, but cannot give it the overall winner because Fuelins (sp?) has bigger portion sizes.

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"Gorgeous parking lot! I love it!"
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of course jack prefers fuelin's because "they have bigger rolls." always about quanity over quality with gluttons like jack

and dear god he really did say that they had a gorgeous parking lot. i'd really love to know more about jack's obsession with restaurant parking lots
 
Aaway said:
and dear god he really did say that they had a gorgeous parking lot. i'd really love to know more about jack's obsession with restaurant parking lots
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My guess is that he likes a big parking lot so there are more spaces close to the restaurant, thus minimizing the distance he will have to walk. Does he have a handicapped placard? His Sam's Club video showed him using the motorized cart in the store to get around, and he bragged about graciously giving up his motorized cart to a black woman in his most recent live chat, but I haven't noticed a placard in any of his videos. It also didn't look like they parked in a handicapped spot in the Sam's Club video.
 
EvilDroid64 said:
My guess is that he likes a big parking lot so there are more spaces close to the restaurant, thus minimizing the distance he will have to walk. Does he have a handicapped placard? His Sam's Club video showed him using the motorized cart in the store to get around, and he bragged about graciously giving up his motorized cart to a black woman in his most recent live chat, but I haven't noticed a placard in any of his videos. It also didn't look like they parked in a handicapped spot in the Sam's Club video.
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he does

i think it was his aldi video where you could see it
 
EvilDroid64 said:
Does he have a handicapped placard?
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I just looked it up. A red placard in TN means that its temporary. Haven't seen any other videos that show the placard.
EvilDroid64 said:
he bragged about graciously giving up his motorized cart to a black woman in his most recent live chat
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I hate this fake good guy shit. At the end of the Aldi video, he's talking about how an old lady was handing him a quarter so she can take his cart, but he's such a nice guy he just gave her the cart without accepting the quarter. He actually added this part in after he ended the initial video. Wow you're definitely going to heaven Jack.
 
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I just looked it up. A red placard in TN means that its temporary. Haven't seen any other videos that show the placard.

I hate this fake good guy shit. At the end of the Aldi video, he's talking about how an old lady was handing him a quarter so she can take his cart, but he's such a nice guy he just gave her the cart without accepting the quarter. He actually added this part in after he ended the initial video. Wow you're definitely going to heaven Jack.
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People who feel the need to announce doing small kind gestures like that are definitely not used to being thoughtful or kind on a regular basis. If you do things like that often, it’s no big deal to you, so you don’t feel like it’s worth sharing on social media. Self-absorbed jackasses like Jack always assume that if someone’s not bragging about doing good deeds, they must not be doing them at all.
 
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices—mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law—justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.
"Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and the plate, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. You blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and the plate, that the outside also may be clean.
Matthew 23:23-26
 
"Be careful not to perform your righteous acts before men to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. So when you give to the needy, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be praised by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
Matthew 6:1-4
 
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to make Keto/Sugar-free versions of his sauce yet. Also when was the last time he brought up his sauce?
 
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