💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Any restaurant will take too long because they'll actually cook the food before serving it, not hand it to him raw and dripping blood so he can rip into it like a pig or a wild dog.
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Not entirely sure but I think he might be bitching about his food taking longer than the rest of the table because he sent his first plate back after putting "rancid" ketchup on it. So yeah, that's going to take longer.
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Add in how he treats wait-staff, how he'll give bad reviews on purpose if he's pissy that day, and how he'll actively try to find something bad or lie about it too.
Highlight how much of a greedy scumbag he is that tries to weasel things out of people, because Ketchup only goes bad if it's out there for over a month, and that ain't happening chief.
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I don't think I've ever come across rancid ketchup before in all the years I've been alive.
How will he review food and abuse waitstaff if he no longer has a sense of taste?
How will he review food and abuse waitstaff if he no longer has a sense of taste?
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I have. The waiter got fired on the spot. (I may have done the firing)
I've also seen people make the claim their ketchup was rancid. They wanted free food.
Edit to add the reason that ketchup was rancid was because, The dumb fucker kept putting old ketchup on top of old ketchup when marrying bottles, instead of rotating shit properly.
Like, nigga you can't use the same bottle forever wtf.
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The only ones I have tried are Heinz and Hellman's. The Hellman's ketchup is really vinegary in my opinion.
They probably use a brand he isn't used to tasting, so he assumed it was bad. Their reviews aren't fantastic but they certainly aren't bad.
They probably use a brand he isn't used to tasting, so he assumed it was bad. Their reviews aren't fantastic but they certainly aren't bad.
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That's because it basically doesn't happen. Jack is full of shit.
If someone actually allowed it to happen they deserved it.
I just don't believe it happened to Jack and 99% of the people who tell that lie to get free shit.
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Zombies don't have raw meat on their minds as much as Jack does.
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did they ever respond?
BTW, here's jack's video from that place. his main complaints in that video are that the coffee refills took too long and there was no knife on the table. also, lol @ jack claiming he only ordered the hash browns to see the portion size
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*chews* *looks into the heavens for inspiration* "It's good. I love you, take care."
Captain Ahab
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Jack’s just a miserable old bastard who wants to make everyone else miserable. Most likely he just invents reasons why the food is bad on the spot. The ketchup was rancid, the food was too cold, the waitress didn’t smile, the parking lot was too small, the cook was speaking Mexican... No imaginary issue is too small for a curmudgeonly old prick.
What are the odds so many restaurants are bad? At some point you gotta acknowledge the problem is you and your attitude.
What are the odds so many restaurants are bad? At some point you gotta acknowledge the problem is you and your attitude.
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Allow this to serve as a reminder that Jack’s brain tissue was decomposing many years prior to the strokes.
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"This is the second place we've filmed today."
Deep fried American shit. "Nice and warm too!" That's what you're looking for in sushi, warmth. Just fucking get a teriyaki bowl if this is the kinda sushi you like.
Jack's insightful review of the fried oysters, while his mouth is completely full: "MMMMM These are really good!"
Jack's insightful review of the deep fried sushi "mmm.. MMM! Mmm-hmm! That is the first bite of sushi where I can taste each ingredient. Beautiful design. MMM. MMM-hmm!"
Charles gives the restaurant a 4 out of 5, then revises it to 3 out of 4. Okay then.
Jack gives it 5 stars, but cannot give it the overall winner because Fuelins (sp?) has bigger portion sizes.
"Gorgeous parking lot! I love it!"
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The fishing channel is just an excuse for the fat slob to go eat more food. After his second stroke, his doctor probably recommended seafood as part of a healthier diet to prevent stroke three. Jack's mush brain interpreted this recommendation as the only thing it knows: make a new YouTube channel and eat food on it. I wonder how Tammy feels when she's at work during the day, while Jack goes out to eat and review places for his meager view count.
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The problem is the same that OPL faces. Eventually the tugboat will stop. In OPL case, it's Snorlax dying. In Jack's case, it's Tammy retiring. Pension can only pay out so much.