🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Cheeseman]

Oh hey by the way, beautiful work on exposing TPT

for real. thats sure to rustle a few jimmies.

BrochureAnon is @chronicarly on IG

thats pretty hilarious if true, did the stupid bint not learn anything from lolcow or illnessfakers? blasting her powerlevel around like that is so reckless. shame.

 

[YC 024]

thats pretty hilarious if true, did the stupid bint not learn anything from lolcow or illnessfakers? blasting her powerlevel around like that is so reckless. shame.

She "befriends" members of the "chronic illness community," creates files on them, and then brags to others involved in modding IF and related forums. The cockiness is breathtaking.

EDIT: would not be even a little surprised if she was a prominent member here, and feels she is invincible to being outed

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

for real. thats sure to rustle a few jimmies.


thats pretty hilarious if true, did the stupid bint not learn anything from lolcow or illnessfakers? blasting her powerlevel around like that is so reckless. shame.

She "befriends" members of the "chronic illness community," creates files on them, and then brags to others involved in modding IF and related forums. The cockiness is breathtaking.

EDIT: would not be even a little surprised if she was a prominent member here, and feels she is invincible to being outed

Unless it was a different moron with a port between her tits we even discussed her on LCF back in the day, which is where she started calling herself BrochureAnon holy hell. I was absent for most of her tenure at IF so I never knew any of this, just vague stories that she blogged a lot.

This is like Christmas if it’s true. Thank you, citizen. Please, if you have any receipts or stories we would love them.

 

[YC 024]

Please, if you have any receipts or stories we would love them.

I would be willing to verify over DM if you can verify that you aren’t her. If you are her, you’d recognize the receipts and it would doxx me. I’m not willing to have someone that insane and manipulative know I outed them.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I would be willing to verify over DM if you can verify that you aren’t her. If you are her, you’d recognize the receipts and it would doxx me. I’m not willing to have someone that insane and manipulative know I outed them.

Nah dude don't give away your identity. Not worth it for some weird stalkerish internet forum users you don't know.

Found where we were discussing Carly back in the olden days. I remember because she is the first and only person I have ever seen with a port between her tits and it took some googling to convince me that wasn't fake, and because the dramatic popsicle-eating photo is fucking hilarious. And then there's this gem

 

[Ms.bojangles]

I'm curious as to what they thing they'll gain from this. Is it just to shut the sub down? Do they want the mods to turn the sub over to someone else?

KFS just needs to create a new subreddit about munchies so IF dies off

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

KFS just needs to create a new subreddit about munchies so IF dies off

Pfft, fuck that. If they want to read what I post they can migrate over here. At least if they come pulling their Reddit culture "omg you have to use the right pronouuuuns!!!" and blogging bullshit they'll get autism-rated into outer space by old timers.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

I would be willing to verify over DM if you can verify that you aren’t her. If you are her, you’d recognize the receipts and it would doxx me. I’m not willing to have someone that insane and manipulative know I outed them.

Just want to bless you for this gem of info bc that girl is incredibly annoying on the gram especially for someone that ONLY RECENTLY got a more official workup dx for all the conditions she was claiming. Also ALWAYS thought the port boob was weird AF. Been around a long time and never seen that.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Pfft, fuck that. If they want to read what I post they can migrate over here. At least if they come pulling their Reddit culture "omg you have to use the right pronouuuuns!!!" and blogging bullshit they'll get autism-rated into outer space by old timers.

True. I have a dream for a free-er culture over there of less babying and holier than thou attitudes...(I just prefer it being an app that updates me... I might be lazy) But I guess it's just a dream. That's why I'm here. They start with good topics that go downhill extremely fast into the cuddle fest of destruction...

 

[dopedodo]

BrochureAnon stopped modding but is still happily munching. BrochureAnon is @chronicarly on IG- still loving that in-between-the-boobs port for saline infusions for severe POTS (but don't worry! she can still somehow perform in plays and musicals with extensive and overexerting dance routines, and work a demanding active job with dogs and cats!) She is one of those "post my Apple watch heart rate readings on IG" people: of course your heart rate is 175, you've been dancing for two hours.

KEK i remember that! Maybe if she didn't do 2 hour dance rehearsals she wouldn't need the 'lifesaving daily saline infusions'...

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

True. I have a dream for a free-er culture over there of less babying and holier than thou attitudes...(I just prefer it being an app that updates me... I might be lazy) But I guess it's just a dream. That's why I'm here. They start with good topics that go downhill extremely fast into the cuddle fest of destruction...

Kiwi Farms' culture is the reason we have what we have. People would be blogging about their super real health problems here, too, if we didn't handle them the way we do. Blogging isn't just discouraged with the TMI/powerlevel sticker. You don't just get a 24-hour ban or a mute. Blogging on a Kiwi thread is a fantastic way to get yourself doxed and possibly your own halal thread where you will be mocked for years to come. You wanna talk about yourself? Cool, why don't we all talk about you. We don't just have a freer, less hug-boxy space. We have a space that is built around the idea of free speech. We're one of the few places on the internet where you could post "Jonathan Yaniv is a man" without getting permanently banned from the platform. You're not going to import that culture to Reddit. Any sub that isn't hard right-leaning is going to really quickly fill up with the type of people who want to correct your pronouns, chastise you for using an un-woke word, or blast you for stating an unpopular opinion, and the hard right or the ones that are geared towards mockery (like FatPeopleHate) get quarantined.

I can tell you exactly what would happen if I started a sub to post my timelines on Reddit.
1) any newbies that stumbled blindly on it would feel the need to write a novel about what a wicked, evil person I was for bullying sick women; probably call me an incel neckbeard
2) the comments would fill up with blogging no matter how many times they were warned not to blog because there's no real threat there. Yeah okay, you can ban them but it's not like a ban can't be evaded.
3) if you try to enforce the no blogging rule with a dox/threat of dox, the sub would be banned because doxing is against reddit TOS
4) it would inevitably fill up with a bunch of SJW-types who only cared that I used the word tard or troon and discounted the entire post based on that; I'd either have to change my language to be more pc-friendly which, why the fuck would I do that, or I lose my reader base who would create their own hug box somewhere else like r/malingering did over Millie's avatar.

Most likely I'd end up getting kicked out of my own sub using the very same mechanisms IFA users are trying to use to oust IF mods (you'll notice I'm not participating or encouraging this right? Let them have their hugbox.)

 

[Cheeseman]

Kiwi Farms' culture is the reason we have what we have.

if anyone lurking this thread hasnt checked out nulls where the sidewalk ends post, absolutely do. for being dragged around for hosting a hate forum and promoting violence and fringe groups, josh fights for our freedom to say what we want to say without re.tarded cancel culture stepping in and attempting to silence people for the sake of looking woke. no one is obligated to acknowledge any sort of special snowflake status you give yourself. and for the mods at illnessfakers to want to 1984 users is a fucking joke.

 

[chronicallybullshitting]

New Julian milk, and a potential new cow hunting ground
Check out the twitter hashtag and tell me what you guys think / screenshot anything you find lulzy

**edit / update**

Got curious, Googled it and already found a freeloader without even going onto the twitter website. Yikes. This is gonna be a goldmine.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

BrochureAnon is @chronicarly on IG- still loving that in-between-the-boobs port for saline infusions for severe POTS (but don't worry! she can still somehow perform in plays and musicals with extensive and overexerting dance routines, and work a demanding active job with dogs and cats!) She is one of those "post my Apple watch heart rate readings on IG" people: of course your heart rate is 175, you've been dancing for two hours.

Anyone ready for a ChroniCarly/BrochureAnon dump?

Caroline "Carly" Harper Lloyd of Williamsburg, VA
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Twitter
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She currently crowd funding for a service dog for her super rare illness POTS. You can support her by buying soap or a t-shirt!

She's written several articles for the munchie goldmine The Mighty
Article 1
Article 2
Article 3

And has had several more written about her
Article 1
Article 2
Article 3 (this is a PDF)

Spoiler: Screenshot of PDF

Don't forget she's a WeBe health warrior or whatever the fuck those munchie awards are called.

Spoiler: Photodump

Some deep words on the true meaning of Footloose the musical

You'd think someone with EDS wouldn't sign up for a rock climbing class in the first place...

Desperately trying to get Ellen Degeneras to notice her

Do you think she's gay?

Telling the whole world about her sensitive vagina



I've got a solution for ya Carly, don't infuse on the bus.

Dramatic popsicle pics

Plus here's one of her and a giant purple dildo.

This is the kind of person that helped set up IF. And people wonder why it's such a clusterfuck.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

This is the kind of person that helped set up IF. And people wonder why it's such a clusterfuck.

Alright, now all we have to do is find someone who has receipts on MBIr and we'll have a bingo. Carly actually made an account over here back during the LCF exodus but didn't stay. I just remember saying her edits on the Jaquie thread from which her name came were funny.

(for people who are lost: in Lolcow.farm's chan-style format we needed new threads every 1200 posts and a new image header for each. Carly used to photoshop fake brochures for "ChronicallyJaquie's Munchausen by Internet Academy" and things like that to use as thread headers and became known as the Brochure Anon.)

Anyway I still don't get this "let's report the mods!" business. You already have r/malingering and r/munchausenbyinternet if you want a PC hugbox that requires mods to approve "subjects" but not those particular mods. You have here if you want somewhere to mock freely where mods only bother you if you do something rétarded and no-blogging is enforced by doxing. And the LCF threads are back now if you want to mock freely in an anonymous space.

 

[Bees]

I thought she meant KF should have a subforum for munchihis. I'd support that. I'm just getting into them.

 

[AT 903]

Alright, now all we have to do is find someone who has receipts on MBIr and we'll have a bingo. Carly actually made an account over here back during the LCF exodus but didn't stay. I just remember saying her edits on the Jaquie thread from which her name came were funny.

(for people who are lost: in Lolcow.farm's chan-style format we needed new threads every 1200 posts and a new image header for each. Carly used to photoshop fake brochures for "ChronicallyJaquie's Munchausen by Internet Academy" and things like that to use as thread headers and became known as the Brochure Anon.)

Anyway I still don't get this "let's report the mods!" business. You already have r/malingering and r/munchausenbyinternet if you want a PC hugbox that requires mods to approve "subjects" but not those particular mods. You have here if you want somewhere to mock freely where mods only bother you if you do something rétarded and no-blogging is enforced by doxing. And the LCF threads are back now if you want to mock freely in an anonymous space.

This is so true. I prefer to sit back in here and lol at the tards in IF.
some of the people in ifaftermath were actually banned for blogging. Will find
Im sure the one starting the mod revolution was one of them or defending blogging. Maybe that user could answer that.
If so go to malingering is indeed the answer.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I thought she meant KF should have a subforum for munchihis. I'd support that. I'm just getting into them.

I don't know how many would be threadworthy on their own. Although the one I'm working on honestly might, jesus christ it's taken me like 4 weeks to even skim her accounts and my intro post is already several thousands of words long.

 

[Bees]

I don't know how many would be threadworthy on their own. Although the one I'm working on honestly might, jesus christ it's taken me like 4 weeks to even skim her accounts and my intro post is already several thousands of words long.

True true, I can't say I'd have any research to contribute. I would like to see a comprehensive Morgan thread. So many white girls wearing bandanas in this thread, they are hard for me to keep apart. I like your work, KFS.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Is it really surprising that the people who set up IF are themselves munchies? Go over to Animal Control and look at their thread on how to find new cows--the first item is

The tried and true method is to reflect back on your days as a fur online and think about who really stuck out as a weirdo and why.

Snark groups are always full of people who are themselves a member of the group being snarked on but feel like they're superior in some way.