🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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FvckTurnip said:
The video has been removed, but Amy did say that her and Michael "dated" from the time she was 8 until the time she was 13. Making him 13 when she was 8, and 18 when she was 13. He also flashed her. Is this love?
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I guess in Bumfuck Kentucky this is considered cute. It's a wonder Amy didn't have three kids by the time she was 16. Maybe she was just too damn fat.

A 13 year old doesn't date an 8 year old and show her his dick unless he has some serious issues going on. At that age you think 8 year olds are stupid babies you are too cool to be around. Michael just whips it out then takes her to McDonald's. No one thought this was inappropriate? :cringe:

RemoveKebab said:
I am hoping for Big Brother Deathfat Edition. Can you imagine having Amber, Chantal, The Slaton sisters, LifeByJen, Boogie, Wingsofredemption, etc all in the same house? Hell, throw Virgie Tovar in there too.

Must see TV.
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I'm imaging the fridge covered in blood. A meaty hand still gripping the last gallon of ice cream.


Tammy's lowkey begging paid off. A Mis Dia has sent her some bowls, towels and cutlery. It takes Tammy several minutes to process that the small soap sized package contains a magic towel. TamTam can't read "just add water". Although she is self aware enough to call herself stupid for not noticing sooner.

Tammy is using GNC's Amp protein shake in chocolate lava cake flavor. She says she has two shakes a day. One at breakfast and one at lunch. She mixes them with water because she thinks she is lactose intolerant.

They don't always hold her so sometimes she is hungry. So they eat Atkins candies or protein bars. Tammy says she and Amy snack but we don't hear how much. But given that Tammy has never understood how portions work, she probably has several snacks at once because the packages are small. 100 calories here 100 calories there and before you know it your snacking has put you way over your calorie limit for the day. I would be very surprised if Tammy especially has gotten this concept down yet.

Tammy rudely uses time while opning Miss Dia's package to address Miss Fvcking Wonderful. No Katie, TamTam didn't strike your channel. She doesn't have a computer so how could she?

Now I assume that you can strike on your phone. Youtube claims most of their views are from mobile devices. So I cannot imagine them making it impossible to file a report from one. According to Miss Fvcking Wonderful's video Amy told her that the strike likely came from one of Tammy's fans because Tammy doesn't know how to do anything like that and she has people who do technical stuff for her. It think that this is a possibility. If you remember, Tammy's mods were banning people left and right for no reason. A lot of her livestream audience complained about this. They had no idea why they were banned from the chat. Tammy got a bunch of power hungry people on her side. Some of them could have even been trolling to make Tammy look bad. If Tammy isn't lying about the strike then one of her minions did it.

Tammy got her shirt from Torrid and was surprised they had stuff that fit her.

Her sisters Amanda and Misty donated some stuff for her apartment. It seems an uncle got sick and they were going to throw away his furniture so they gave it to TamTam instead.

Misty is Dustin's mom who Tammy has said she doesn't really like. I wonder if the accusations of Dustin trying to pork Tammy (pun intended) are still an issue? After all, would you help out your sister if she accused your flamer son of sexual misconduct?

I think what may have happened was:
TamTam lonely and horny
Dustin makes a dirty joke and hugs her
TamTam hormones activate!
Dustin is accused of attempting to have sex with her

And of course the aide at the hospital is also a perv for doing his job. Those Slaton sisters are just that irresistable.;)

Edit because I forgot to add that they still eat at Subway. But they only have some of the bread and get mostly vegetables. Tammy makes no mention of how much highly caloric sauce those vegetables are drowned in. They are eating out which isn't really a good idea rght now. Neighter brood sow works and has plenty of time to prepare dinner at home. I guarantee those fast food meals are over the limit.
 
Who Now said:
Well, it IS very intimate when you are wiping someone's ass for them
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That is if you're the hillbillies that the only has known the caress of another man was their dad/brother/cousin/uncle/or all four so having a nurse touching your eldritch-ly obese ass is a step-up and definitely a sign of flirting. :tomgirl::tomgirl::tomgirl:
 
yo, i've been catching up on this thread over the last six months due to my short attention span and preoccupation with boogie.
how times have changed, eh? i still find it hard to believe that they're going to be on TV. looking forward to seeing how that pans out.

anyway, i noticed a few of you saying throughout the thread that tammy could be prettier than amy if she lost weight and The Cutlet removed. you guys are fucked if you believe that THIS...
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has the potential to be prettier than amy. i urge you guys to reconsider lmao. don't get me wrong, neither of them are pretty, but tammy, even without the forehead pouch and 10-gallon chin, has the bone structure of an ogre. whereas amy is common garden uggo. just something i wanted to get off my chest.

also, holy FUCK molestor mike's fat lip really bothers me. his bottom lip sticking out like that makes me feel really uncomfortable.

i kind of hope this TV deal falls through. i think a well-executed reality show would knock some of the novelty off of the slatons. besides, it'll get pretty awkward when tammy dies (soon).
 
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FvckTurnip said:
It was definitely shot by Michael. Anyone with a minutes worth of film and television experience would know not to pan down to Amy’s Fupis Maximus. I think either one of two things happened.

1. It was removed at the request of the producers
2. Amy got a lot of hate or insecure with the video and removed it.

Honestly I’m thinking it’s the latter.
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I'm sorry for being late but I just watched the video and I got this legendary screenshot.
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
I see this and I think "Prime KKK material."

Just imagine her being wheeled to a rally in Bumfuck, Kentucky, trying to rub 2 braincells together in an attempt to light the cross, screaming "whide powa".
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Believe it or not, I don't think the Slatons are particularly racist. For a while, I think Tam-Tam may have even had a couple of niggo feeder friends or online boyfriends or something like that.
 
rattrap said:
yo, i've been catching up on this thread over the last six months due to my short attention span and preoccupation with boogie.
how times have changed, eh? i still find it hard to believe that they're going to be on TV. looking forward to seeing how that pans out.

anyway, i noticed a few of you saying throughout the thread that tammy could be prettier than amy if she lost weight and The Cutlet removed. you guys are fucked if you believe that THIS...
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has the potential to be prettier than amy. i urge you guys to reconsider lmao. don't get me wrong, neither of them are pretty, but tammy, even without the forehead pouch and 10-gallon chin, has the bone structure of an ogre. whereas amy is common garden uggo. just something i wanted to get off my chest.

also, holy FUCK molestor mike's fat lip really bothers me. his bottom lip sticking out like that makes me feel really uncomfortable.

i kind of hope this TV deal falls through. i think a well-executed reality show would knock some of the novelty off of the slatons. besides, it'll get pretty awkward when tammy dies (soon).
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All I can see is a white-trash hillbilly Pearl from Blade, except more retarded and inbred and somehow even grosser in general.
 
THOTHunterAlice said:
Edit: also I would like to point out that ham-ham's flapjack tits look less like a woman's and more like a pair of boy boobs.
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When you get that large, I think gender differences become irrelevant. All tits look like moobs and any evidence of genitalia gets smooshed under 100 pounds of gunt/fupa. Not that I'm all that eager to start googling pics but, once you get north of 500 or 600 pounds, I'd bet you'd be hard pressed to tell a nude male from a nude female.
 
So I was wondering today. If Tammy got her forehead lipoma removed but didn’t have a plastic surgeon on hand to tack up the skin, would her forehead droop over her eyes like a dangly scrotum? Would the skin ever recover or is it perma fucked? Hmmm....
 
rattrap said:
yo, i've been catching up on this thread over the last six months due to my short attention span and preoccupation with boogie.
how times have changed, eh? i still find it hard to believe that they're going to be on TV. looking forward to seeing how that pans out.

anyway, i noticed a few of you saying throughout the thread that tammy could be prettier than amy if she lost weight and The Cutlet removed. you guys are fucked if you believe that THIS...
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has the potential to be prettier than amy. i urge you guys to reconsider lmao. don't get me wrong, neither of them are pretty, but tammy, even without the forehead pouch and 10-gallon chin, has the bone structure of an ogre. whereas amy is common garden uggo. just something i wanted to get off my chest.

also, holy FUCK molestor mike's fat lip really bothers me. his bottom lip sticking out like that makes me feel really uncomfortable.

i kind of hope this TV deal falls through. i think a well-executed reality show would knock some of the novelty off of the slatons. besides, it'll get pretty awkward when tammy dies (soon).
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Amy looks like Maw. And Maw ain't no looker.

In addition to that, Amy is developing Maw's hillbilly screech. I hope that when Michael looks at Maw he realises that is what he is getting in 30 years.

I might feel weird once they aren't "our" Slatons anymore. Reality TV tends to manufacture drama and the Slaton sisters don't need that. I doubt either one can act. So maybe eating Tammy's Atkins m&m's and telling her Amy did it would be enough. It doesn't take much to set HamTam off being that she has all the emotional fortitude of an hormonaly unstable 9th grader. Because mentally that's what she is.

I am not looking forward to manufactured sister fights and I hope they don't go that route.
 
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