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Her forehead sticks out more then her chin. I’ll never get over that.
 
FvckTurnip said:
The top of Mikes head is actually really flat, so it’s looking like he might have an elongated skull. Which also just so happens to be a physical symptom of inbreeding. But I’m no geneticist.
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He looks like he has mandibular prognathism like all the Habsburgs did from inbreeding. I think the Habsburg jaw was discussed yesturday on the Hartley Hooligans thread as well as inbreeding being mentioned.
 
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ADHD said:
Uploading in case she deletes it like her exercise video.
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Every time she screeches "In the bag!" I want to smack her. You can really hear the maw in her. It's not just her face. It's the whole package. Tammy might be fatter but Amy really got the rawest deal of all.



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Alright im home sick, I’ll transcribe. I bolded a few comments that point to potential TV-funded upcoming weight loss surgery.

- hey yall
-this company reached out to me to send snacks
-I’m trying to lose 30 lbs ( :story: )
-they said they have vegan snacks which is good because I’m trying to eat more vegany
-most of the things in here are NAWT on the diet
-sanctimonious Amy is going to put all the ‘temptations’ into a plastic bag and donate it to MIL or a food shelter
-cant have the Funyuns because we are on a high protein low carb diet
-cool ranch Doritos also go in the no-no bag;
- glorious camera wrangler tam tam starts swearing when she sees the next snack (Andy Capp’s fries (?)) so Amy will ask the dietician about it.
- ruffles go in the bag, Cheetos are kept for Michael. Btw they are reading the protein but not the calorie count on everything.
- WE CAN HAVE THESE! (“Pop corners”?) but Amy doesn’t like them
- they are also keeping the next snack, which is some vegan chip that is 100 calories and 1g of protein.
- Tammy keeps the veggie straws
- cheez doodles go in the bag
- Amy can hardly breathe from the exertion of leaning forward a little
-opens ‘my super cookies’ after stumbling through a few ingredients and hands some off to tam tam to share. Declares them ‘good’
- dipsy doodles go in the bag
- trail mix we CAN HAVE (as she holds up a bag of Chex mix lol)
- lays potatoes (bbq flavor) goes in the bag as do chocolate rice crispies treat, ritz bitz (she says ritz bites) and nutter butters
- we can have animal crackers because kids have them
- ‘iced ones’ go in the bag as well as cheez it’s. At this point Tammy and Amy agree that whoever sent them the box wants to fuck up their diets, which is the most enlightened comment so far :story:
- Amy gets bored of reading what everything is and just comments on how much she loves all the food or how yummy it looks before chucking it in The Bag. Cookies, rice crispie treats, etc.
- rips into a quakers chew bar and starts eating it
- keeps nature valley bar, chucks everything else in the bag
-MIL is coming over tomorrow and taking the bags with her.

~fin ~

Glamour shot 1 ~ 6min ish
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Glamour shot 2 ~8 min (I recommend skipping to that point and watching a little, Amy screaming ‘in the bag’ is actually funny.
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You know Amy gonna eat dat Chex Mix.

She has such poor reading comprehension. It's not just the wonky eye. She's just plain dumb.

Also note the amount of profanity in the video. Neither of them care anymore because they are both getting extra money outside of Youtube.

I think that box was sent by a troll or the company themselves are low key mssing with them. It's 98% junkfood and if Mama Halterman don't hustle it will be gone before she gets there.

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Aren't they actually very distant cousiins or something at that nature?
 
Dysnomia said:
I think that box was sent by a troll or the company themselves are low key mssing with them. It's 98% junkfood and if Mama Halterman don't hustle it will be gone before she gets there.
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The same thought occurred to me. There is nothing remotely healthy in that box and it seems suspiciously coincidental that it arrived so soon after Amy went public about her desire to get into shape.

And, yeah, as soon as the carma got turned off, you just know Amy and Tam-Tam made a mad grab for the goodies in "da baaaaag!"

Aren't they actually very distant cousiins or something at that nature?
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If memory serves, I think they're all technically in-laws because -- back when many of the Haltermann boys were "dating" the Slaton girls -- I believe one of the pairings resulted in a marriage, which would make them all sisters-in-law/brothers-in-law with each other.

However, as @simulated goat pointed out, as time goes on, there is an increasingly greater chance of inbreeding in many of the hick towns in America. In those dead-end towns, anyone with anything on the ball gets the hell out of Dodge and, except for the occasional plant supervisor/factory foreman or a visiting schoolteacher, no new people are ever introduced to the place. That leaves the stupid, unmotivated people behind to breed with each other and produce the next generation of Sosecurity recipients (while, again, anyone even remotely bright from the next generation gets the hell out).

When you remove genetic diversity from an area and don't refresh it with anything new, the gene pool starts getting shallow and the family trees start getting mighty twisted.
 
Muscle Bra said:
If memory serves, I think they're all technically in-laws because -- back when many of the Haltermann boys were "dating" the Slaton girls -- I believe one of the pairings resulted in a marriage, which would make them all sisters-in-law/brothers-in-law with each other.
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The video has been removed, but Amy did say that her and Michael "dated" from the time she was 8 until the time she was 13. Making him 13 when she was 8, and 18 when she was 13. He also flashed her. Is this love?
 
OK I've clearly missed something while not checking in on my fave sassy sister(s), because last I heard Tammy was fucking dead. What the fuck?
 
FvckTurnip said:
The video has been removed, but Amy did say that her and Michael "dated" from the time she was 8 until the time she was 13. Making him 13 when she was 8, and 18 when she was 13. He also flashed her. Is this love?
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He showed Tammy his dick as well, and maybe another girl too. Not only all at the same time, but with the blessing and presence of the Slaton brother, who is/was his friend. I believe Amy admitted that she definitely touched his dick then, and he gave Amy her first kiss during this encounter as well. Amy literally thinks there is nothing wrong with any of that and finds the whole thing romantic.
 
MysticMisty said:
He showed Tammy his dick as well, and maybe another girl too. Not only all at the same time, but with the blessing and presence of the Slaton brother, who is/was his friend. I believe Amy admitted that she definitely touched his dick then, and he gave Amy her first kiss during this encounter as well. Amy literally thinks there is nothing wrong with any of that and finds the whole thing romantic.
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Well, it's probably more romantic than hitting her over the head with his club and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. (Which is how Mike probably got his last wife...).

As an aside, has anyone ever come across any Facebooks or anything about the previous Mrs. Haltermann? I can't imagine how bad this woman could have been for Amy to be a step up.
 
I'm not even going to pretend to be shocked that the police were never involved. I'm sure they get enough calls from the black sheep of Kentucky Fried Inbreds smart enough to know it's morally and legally wrong.
 
Some thing interesting

Hamber's new video, she apparently mentions a show based in Atlanta. So...Hamber might have almost been on the same show as the Slatons.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Some thing interesting

Hamber's new video, she apparently mentions a show based in Atlanta. So...Hamber might have almost been on the same show as the Slatons.
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Or even better: all three of these lolcows that literally weigh as much as an actual cow are going to be part of the same TV show. If that's the case, then I hope they all star in a spin-off show where the mainstream can mock and point and laugh and throw up at these corpulent, slovenly, behemoths.
 
THOTHunterAlice said:
Or even better: all three of these lolcows that literally weigh as much as an actual cow are going to be part of the same TV show. If that's the case, then I hope they all star in a spin-off show where the mainstream can mock and point and laugh and throw up at these corpulent, slovenly, behemoths.
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Unfortunately our gorl got rejected. One of the shows that was mentioned was FBTT, but Amber being the only lardass in her family didn't qualify. The Slatons, on the other hand, are a herd of hippos and would make for great trash TV.
 
It would be great if they were doing a fat version of Family Feud.
 
bigshot said:
It would be great if they were doing a fat version of Family Feud.
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I am hoping for Big Brother Deathfat Edition. Can you imagine having Amber, Chantal, The Slaton sisters, LifeByJen, Boogie, Wingsofredemption, etc all in the same house? Hell, throw Virgie Tovar in there too.

Must see TV.
 
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