💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Aunt Myrna said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ozk7YNt2tEENo idea who this guy is, or why Jack thought he needed to do this.
Thankfully he clarified in the title that this wasn't a cooking episode. It can be hard to tell lately with how little cooking he does anymore.
Always looking out for us. Always praying for us. God Bless Jack.

Edit: Jesus Christ, Jack, the least you could do is spell the guy's name right. What a colossal inconsiderate asshole.
Edit2: He miraculously fixed it. Something I thought he'd never do again now that the feedback loop is shut down.
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He's just leaping on the bandwagon because that reactions sped threatened to neck himself again and actually did it. He has views he can farm off a semi-popular guy like him, especially since the body's still warm.
RodDangerous said:
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Jack is reading about the resurrection of Lazarus. No amount of praying is going to revive that dead arm, lard-tard.
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Nice attempt to humble brag about reading your holy book Jack. Shame you're still destined for hell due to attempted kinslaying and the fact you're like the bragging Pharisee in the parable of the Taxman and the Pharisee. Using a dead man to profit for yourself is also very unchristian given how Jesus really hates those types of parasites.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
He's obviously just trying to cash in on the attention Etika's death is receiving. That and make himself look like a compassionate human being for "paying his respects" to somebody who died.
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So he's pretty much pulling a Boogie2988. Except Jack believes he's a good Christian who isn't a slothful glutton, and Boogie tweets about suicide almost everyday.
 
RodDangerous said:
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Jack is reading about the resurrection of Lazarus. No amount of praying is going to revive that dead arm, lard-tard.
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OK, enough of this ass clown. Let's use mass consciousness to put jack six feet under.

Everyone picture jack's lifeless body, dressed in his finest tux, in a coffin being lowered six feet underground. Picture Jack's entire body as lifeless as his dead arm. Being covered in dirt. As Tammy scowls with disgust down into Jack's grave. Her new boyfriend Tyronne by her side. Jack Jr. rapping about Jesus or some shit in the background.

Picture Jack's first son urinating on his father's grave.

If we will it hard enough we can make it happen. Let's send Jack home folks!
 
jack's gonna notice how many views this video got and create yet another channel where he discusses what's going on in the youtube world, something like keemstar's channel
 
I kind of hope he does, just for him to do something funny that doesn't involve him shoving food at his face until some makes it into his mouth. He'd be so out of touch it'd be hilarious.
 
JackDavis said:
I'm still suspicious about the $3,000 refrigerator he got from Kenmore for making one 10-minute review with 28,000 views.
But Jack is a man of God and he'd never lie.
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Necro - sorry. However there's a BBQ Youtuber with about 55k subs today that was given a ~3000-3500 Mak "2 Star General" Pellet smoker to do reviews on. He did one kind of half assed review that a year later has hit 27k views. So it is possible that a company with terrible optics would indeed send out a pricey bit of kit in a desperate attempt to drum up some business.

That being said I'm always amazed at how far from Christ like a good bit of southern Christians seem to be.
 
Charlie Delicious said:
Jack never learned how to smoke meat.
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Which is amazing given how many grills and smokers the fat cockgobbler owns.

A few weeks ago I watched a few videos by an exclusively BBQ YouTube channel that I can’t rmember the name of (3 or 4 extremely grizzled white boomers who appear to live on the set of Deliverance, complete with chickens running around, and like to bbq huge quantities of meat) that had a huge number videos and even they don’t have as much bbq equipment as Jack.

They also knew how to cook meat without burning it or leaving it raw.

I think he’s compensating tbh.
 
ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Which is amazing given how many grills and smokers the fat cockgobbler owns.

A few weeks ago I watched a few videos by an exclusively BBQ YouTube channel that I can’t rmember the name of (3 or 4 extremely grizzled white boomers who appear to live on the set of Deliverance, complete with chickens running around, and like to bbq huge quantities of meat) that had a huge number videos and even they don’t have as much bbq equipment as Jack.

They also knew how to cook meat without burning it or leaving it raw.

I think he’s compensating tbh.
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Ahh yes BBQ Pit Boys. Those guys can be a little cringey at times but at least they can cook meat.
 
BoxofMonkeys said:
Necro - sorry. However there's a BBQ Youtuber with about 55k subs today that was given a ~3000-3500 Mak "2 Star General" Pellet smoker to do reviews on. He did one kind of half assed review that a year later has hit 27k views. So it is possible that a company with terrible optics would indeed send out a pricey bit of kit in a desperate attempt to drum up some business.

That being said I'm always amazed at how far from Christ like a good bit of southern Christians seem to be.
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I see your point, but a smaller company like Mak stands to gain a lot from 3000+ viewers hearing the name of their name for the first time, especially on a niche BBQ channel whose audience is possibly looking for a smoker.

Kenmore on the other hand is owned by Sears. Why would Sears need to get their name out there? I just don't see how it benefits Sears to give someone a $3000 refrigerator when the channel doesn't deal with major appliances at all.
 

Christ Jack. He's complaining about not seeing meat in his pita (similar to the complaint at the other restaurant) but then eating it saying it has plenty.

He says it's better to stack it with the meat on top so that you can see what you're paying for. What fucking logic is that???

If he were really the foodie he claimed to be he would know that fresh veggies should be stacked on top of hot meat rather than underneath it to stop it from wilting as quickly.

He judged the other place for having pitas devoid of meat without even ordering one where they probably followed the correct preparation.

And do I even need to say it... PITAS ARE NOT KETO!
 
Gladatha said:
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Christ Jack. He's complaining about not seeing meat in his pita (similar to the complaint at the other restaurant) but then eating it saying it has plenty.

He says it's better to stack it with the meat on top so that you can see what you're paying for. What fucking logic is that???

If he were really the foodie he claimed to be he would know that fresh veggies should be stacked on top of hot meat rather than underneath it to stop it from wilting as quickly.

He judged the other place for having pitas devoid of meat without even ordering one where they probably followed the correct preparation.

And do I even need to say it... PITAS ARE NOT KETO!
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He also calls his pita a fajita twice... they are two entirely different cuisines with marked differences.

I just can't with this guy today.
 
Here's how Jack's Tuesday uploads stack up against Babish after 24 hours.

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Gladatha said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmKv4NHJ10E
Christ Jack. He's complaining about not seeing meat in his pita (similar to the complaint at the other restaurant) but then eating it saying it has plenty.

He says it's better to stack it with the meat on top so that you can see what you're paying for. What fucking logic is that???

If he were really the foodie he claimed to be he would know that fresh veggies should be stacked on top of hot meat rather than underneath it to stop it from wilting as quickly.

He judged the other place for having pitas devoid of meat without even ordering one where they probably followed the correct preparation.

And do I even need to say it... PITAS ARE NOT KETO!
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He confirmed that Jack Jr. works at the Moe's next door. That creeper pic someone took a few months ago and posted here was real.

"Greek chicken fajita" this dude's brain is mush.

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Gladatha said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmKv4NHJ10E
Christ Jack. He's complaining about not seeing meat in his pita (similar to the complaint at the other restaurant) but then eating it saying it has plenty.

He says it's better to stack it with the meat on top so that you can see what you're paying for. What fucking logic is that???

If he were really the foodie he claimed to be he would know that fresh veggies should be stacked on top of hot meat rather than underneath it to stop it from wilting as quickly.

He judged the other place for having pitas devoid of meat without even ordering one where they probably followed the correct preparation.

And do I even need to say it... PITAS ARE NOT KETO!
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That pita looks hella tasty
 
Lol, another review of a national fast-casual chain.
Thanks Jack, without you I would never know about the restaurant with a location in every mall near me.
 
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