💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Xanax said:
Why did he think it was necessary to make this video? This video serves absolutely no purpose, it's not a tutorial or a recipe or anything like that. Just Fat Jack dropping pre-packaged mozzarella sticks into a $200 deep fryer and pigging out.

Also, what kind of "chef" wouldn't make his own damn mozzarella sticks? It's not exactly a difficult recipe, even if you make the dipping sauce to go with it.
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It's a "tech demo", when in reality Fat Jack the Cannibal Hack just wanted to shove down his throat more lard with less effort. He really needs to stop lying to himself that's he's dieting and just own up that he just loves grease, lard, and still bleeding meat too much to care about not dying of cardio problems like heart attacks or strokes.
 
Adamska said:
It's a "tech demo", when in reality Fat Jack the Cannibal Hack just wanted to shove down his throat more lard with less effort. He really needs to stop lying to himself that's he's dieting and just own up that he just loves grease, lard, and still bleeding meat too much to care about not dying of cardio problems like heart attacks or strokes.
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What a shitty tech demo. He shows the product to be equally as effective at cooking the mozzarella sticks as a generic-brand $20 deep fryer would.
 
Xanax said:
What a shitty tech demo. He shows the product to be equally as effective at cooking the mozzarella sticks as a generic-brand $20 deep fryer would.
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Honestly you can microwave them and it'd be similar too since they're pretty much Cheap-O Brand Sticks. Or just use your oven after coating them in a bit of oil. Jack just wants the most grease and flavor since he ruined his tastebuds by oversaturating them.
 
Pumpkin spice said:
what does he even do to be able to afford all these appliances?
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a lot of these companies are willing to do anything to get their brand out there. they surf youtube and stumble across jack who has a couple hundred thousand subs and figure if they send him their product for his review it'll help their sales. unfortunately they don't do enough research to realize jack is an incompetent moron who will inevitably misuse their product and then give it a bad review as a result of his stupidity
 
I'm still suspicious about the $3,000 refrigerator he got from Kenmore for making one 10-minute review with 28,000 views.
But Jack is a man of God and he'd never lie.
 
Aaway said:
a lot of these companies are willing to do anything to get their brand out there.
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I'm sure Jack just buys shit he sees on TV like any rube and then pretends he's being paid to review it. Maybe some of the really shitty cheap junk is freebies, but he's not being given $300 cookers to thrash around, half-paralyzed, gargling and drooling while fucking up everything.
 
Pumpkin spice said:
what does he even do to be able to afford all these appliances?
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His wife is the actual breadwinner of the family. The whole reason they even moved to Tennessee was because she got a job that foot the bill for their move from California.

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Not a yank but is it possible that he can get financial aid from the government for these appliances if he claims to need them to be able to function after his stroke disabled him?
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It would not be.
 
Is it just me or have his last few videos made him sound more stroked out than usual?

He's clearly not in a good state.
 
John Carmack said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CfLJ1qUzFXo
Frozen Mozzarella sticks.
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chef or what your mom leaves you to make when you will be home alone after 3rd grade.

I honestly like this because Jack is really sticking to his guns about the keto not to keep the lie going to you or I but to himself as he keeps pouring trash in his gullet.

I almost pity him lying so poorly to yourself. It's like huffing down a cowboy killer and saying "yup I got this marathon".
 
AnOminous said:
I'm sure Jack just buys shit he sees on TV like any rube and then pretends he's being paid to review it. Maybe some of the really shitty cheap junk is freebies, but he's not being given $300 cookers to thrash around, half-paralyzed, gargling and drooling while fucking up everything.
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But paid reviews are generally not trustworthy because you know the person is being paid on the condition that they promote the product. It's like the vape reviewer Rip Trippers (just the first example that came to mind) - every one of his videos is a "review" of something he was sent for free, and so every single vape he brings to his lips is "REALLY smooth, the PERFECT balance between flavour and vapour production." He does a good overview of what you get in the box, but you can pretty much disregard his opinions because he's paid to like everything.

Jack is the same, but without the overview because he's inept. He'd actually be better off saying he bought this shit of his own accord because then you'd feel as though he's giving a less biased opinion. There's nothing at stake if he's slating a product that he bought for himself.
 
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