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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack is reading about the resurrection of Lazarus. No amount of praying is going to revive that dead arm, lard-tard.
 
Charlie Delicious said:
A few weeks ago Jack admitted that he dislikes wood smokers because he doesn't like playing with the vents. I went back in time and found where his distaste for actual smoker knowledge began. Also saw a couple issues with Jack's ability to properly bbq meat using a non-electric auto-fed "imma fat lazy fuck" smoker:

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Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado - Unboxing & Pulled Pork

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For some reason Jack doesn't light his chimney on the grill like any normal person might do. He lights it on his glass table then moves it to the ground. ???.jpg

Jack calls the hardwood chunks in the chimney "lump charcoal". jfc
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Jack then proceeds to DESTROY what is considered the easiest cut to smoke. The pork butt:
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That is not bark. That is carbon. This is the result of not actually using lump charcoal in the Acorn. Jack declares it "beautiful".

You can let them get nice and dark, but there should still be that faint red in there. Example:

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Jack also fucked up a brisket on the Acorn.
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Jim Beam Brisket - AKORN Kamado Smoking

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Again, dumdum doesn't use any lump charcoal, and because he's extra exceptional, he also throws more wood chips on top of that.
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The brisket comes to temp waaaay too fast because he left the bottom vent fully open:
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This means he's gonna have a nice tough brisket since the fat wasn't able to render slowly. But Jack calls it "beautiful".

Jack never learned how to smoke meat. Jack learned to buy a machine that does it for him. Raw meat goes in, smoked meat comes out.

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Jack spit on that pig's sacrifice. It gave its life not so people could be put into a quasi-orgasmic-food-trance but so everyone could watch him pull out a charred piece of meat that is probably somehow still raw in the inside.

What's really funny is I watched Sousvide everything do a pork butt just before I came to this thread which makes it extra enraging.
 
JackDavis said:
"What do you think?"
Foodie Jack*: "That's enchiladas! That's is real enchiladas!"
Yes Jack, fried tortilla chips, salsa, 3 pounds of cheese, ground beef and m.ilk mixed together and baked are "real enchiladas".

*I was reminded of Jack calling his "community" Food Jacks, everybody telling him to not ever call them that again and him getting pissy in the comments about it.

"Wassap! It's Memorial Day weekend episode!"
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lol i completely forgot he used to call his viewers "food jacks." would you happen to remember which video it was where people called him out for it and he got mad in the comments?
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I thought he stopped drinking giant cups of coffee after he blamed his first heart attack on them
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no he blamed his first stroke on energy drinks and not getting enough sleep
 
No idea who this guy is, or why Jack thought he needed to do this.
Thankfully he clarified in the title that this wasn't a cooking episode. It can be hard to tell lately with how little cooking he does anymore.
Always looking out for us. Always praying for us. God Bless Jack.

Edit: Jesus Christ, Jack, the least you could do is spell the guy's name right. What a colossal inconsiderate asshole.
Edit2: He miraculously fixed it. Something I thought he'd never do again now that the feedback loop is shut down.
 
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Aunt Myrna said:
No idea who this guy is, or why Jack thought he needed to do this.

Edit: Jesus Christ, Jack, the least you could do is spell the guy's name right. What a colossal inconsiderate asshole.
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Lol he didn't even bother to figure out the facts before uploading. Funny because Jack probably thinks he's getting railed by Satan for offing himself. It's going to be something else if he makes a video about it on his religious channel.
 
Aunt Myrna said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ozk7YNt2tEENo idea who this guy is, or why Jack thought he needed to do this.
Thankfully he clarified in the title that this wasn't a cooking episode. It can be hard to tell lately with how little cooking he does anymore.
Always looking out for us. Always praying for us. God Bless Jack.

Edit: Jesus Christ, Jack, the least you could do is spell the guy's name right. What a colossal inconsiderate asshole.
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THE MUSIC LOL
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Lol he didn't even bother to figure out the facts before uploading. Funny because Jack probably thinks he's getting railed by Satan for offing himself. It's going to be something else if he makes a video about it on his religious channel.
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He's obviously just trying to cash in on the attention Etika's death is receiving. That and make himself look like a compassionate human being for "paying his respects" to somebody who died.
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
He's obviously just trying to cash in on the attention Etika's death is receiving. That and make himself look like a compassionate human being for "paying his respects" to somebody who died.
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yeah i'm not buying his "this isn't a monetized video" BS

jack's looking for a quick way to make a few bucks
 
I wouldn’t put it past Jack to create a video titled “Backyard Soul Food Cookout in Honor of Etika” to prove to all of his haters that he’s not a shameless, racist, click-baiting asshole.
 
Aunt Myrna said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ozk7YNt2tEENo idea who this guy is, or why Jack thought he needed to do this.
Thankfully he clarified in the title that this wasn't a cooking episode. It can be hard to tell lately with how little cooking he does anymore.
Always looking out for us. Always praying for us. God Bless Jack.

Edit: Jesus Christ, Jack, the least you could do is spell the guy's name right. What a colossal inconsiderate asshole.
Edit2: He miraculously fixed it. Something I thought he'd never do again now that the feedback loop is shut down.
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The moment I saw that video my first thought was, "What a fucking scumbag." He is totally cashing in on it in the hope that'll it give him more viewers.
 
RodDangerous said:
I wouldn’t put it past Jack to create a video titled “Backyard Soul Food Cookout in Honor of Etika” to prove to all of his haters that he’s not a shameless, racist, click-baiting asshole.
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LOL like Jack would make anoriginal, inspired dish of any variety. This motherfucker steals and is trying to steal from the death of some dude he didnt even know of and half the internet didnt know about. He's fucking clickbaiting a funeral. This is probably the most effort he's put into anything outside of choking his kid for smoking pot and not running from darkies at Roscoes.
 
Maybe all that praying worked out after all. Check out the views he's got on this. In 5 hours it's gotten more views than anything else he's put up in the last month. And no doubt will be one of his most viewed videos of the year when it's all said and done.
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