💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Why not just buy your own fucking bottle of salad dressing at the store for probably like two dollars lmao

Also, that "salad" is a giant taco filled with melted cheese, chicken, guacamole and lettuce. Seriously playing with the boundaries of what you can call a salad there.

Remember that this is the same guy that uploaded the Aunt Myrna party salad recipe. A recipe not for a salad but for a bizzaro world aspic.


The thing that really irks me about that taco salad you mentioned is that he is halfway there to eating healthy. All he has to do is order that shit without the deep fried taco bowl and the processed cheese on top while holding back his natural urge to drown that shit in dressing.
 
lol @ jack thinking he has any room to give restaurants advice on how to run things, let alone saying stuff like "they have 3 months to get their act together before i come back unannounced."
 
lol @ jack thinking he has any room to give restaurants advice on how to run things, let alone saying stuff like "they have 3 months to get their act together before i come back unannounced."
I can imagine this plays through Jacks mind when he comes back to an restaurant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYNPW51yJ5I
I really hope one day Jack opens up one himself, it'll be open for 4 months than probably close down due to the health inspector.
 
Seriously, though. Jack has to suffer from some form of mental re.tardation.

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I can imagine this plays through Jacks mind when he comes back to an restaurant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYNPW51yJ5I
I really hope one day Jack opens up one himself, it'll be open for 4 months than probably close down due to the health inspector.
He tries to come off as approachable and fun-loving, but have ONE FUCKING THING out of place? One star review. And if you don't change shit to his liking? God save you, cause Jack sure as hell won't.
 
Remember that this is the same guy that uploaded the Aunt Myrna party salad recipe. A recipe not for a salad but for a bizzaro world aspic.


The thing that really irks me about that taco salad you mentioned is that he is halfway there to eating healthy. All he has to do is order that shit without the deep fried taco bowl and the processed cheese on top while holding back his natural urge to drown that shit in dressing.
How very "Christian" of him.
 
Seriously, though. Jack has to suffer from some form of mental re.tardation.

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If we had a KF betting pool of the next lolcow to die of natural causes (suicide excluded) you'd get like 2-to-1 odds on it being Jack. He's the type to check if a gun is loaded by holding the barrel up to his eye.
 
A few weeks ago Jack admitted that he dislikes wood smokers because he doesn't like playing with the vents. I went back in time and found where his distaste for actual smoker knowledge began. Also saw a couple issues with Jack's ability to properly bbq meat using a non-electric auto-fed "imma fat lazy fuck" smoker:


For some reason Jack doesn't light his chimney on the grill like any normal person might do. He lights it on his glass table then moves it to the ground. ???.jpg

Jack calls the hardwood chunks in the chimney "lump charcoal". jfc
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Jack then proceeds to DESTROY what is considered the easiest cut to smoke. The pork butt:
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That is not bark. That is carbon. This is the result of not actually using lump charcoal in the Acorn. Jack declares it "beautiful".

You can let them get nice and dark, but there should still be that faint red in there. Example:

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Jack also fucked up a brisket on the Acorn.

Again, dumdum doesn't use any lump charcoal, and because he's extra retarded, he also throws more wood chips on top of that.
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The brisket comes to temp waaaay too fast because he left the bottom vent fully open:
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This means he's gonna have a nice tough brisket since the fat wasn't able to render slowly. But Jack calls it "beautiful".

Jack never learned how to smoke meat. Jack learned to buy a machine that does it for him. Raw meat goes in, smoked meat comes out.

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this is my favorite jack video and he's not even directly involved

"What do you think?"
Foodie Jack*: "That's enchiladas! That's is real enchiladas!"
Yes Jack, fried tortilla chips, salsa, 3 pounds of cheese, ground beef and m.ilk mixed together and baked are "real enchiladas".

*I was reminded of Jack calling his "community" Food Jacks, everybody telling him to not ever call them that again and him getting pissy in the comments about it.

"Wassap! It's Memorial Day weekend episode!"
 
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