💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack must be the kid who gets picked last on Team Jesus

That might be why he’s happened to survive two strokes—not even his lord and saviour wants his fat ass.

 

[Null]

I had no idea this guy was such a lolcow until some random linked me to the Colossal is Crazy video.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

There is a restaurant in Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill. This place just begging for guys like Jack to come eat there.
Few notes of interest:

1)Customers who weigh 350 or above eat for free
2) The owner of the restraunt hates obese people and considers getting rid of them a service to humanity
3) for the food..well, just look at the menu there's no way jack can refuse it, given his track record

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.
But Who knows, maybe this might be the "scare" that Jack needs. Maybe the reputation of it might be the thing that makes him consider his health. But based on what I've seen and read about this guy's blantant disregard his general health, this place is more then happy to speed the process.

 

[Aaway]

i'm surprised jack hasn't eaten there before because i remember he did videos in vegas a few times on JOTG when he lived in CA

that place is perfect for a glutton like jack and he's the type of guy who loves these gimmicky, touristy places

 

[Dave Meltzer]

i'm surprised jack hasn't eaten there before because i remember he did videos in vegas a few times on JOTG when he lived in CA

that place is perfect for a glutton like jack and he's the type of guy who loves these gimmicky, touristy places

Yeah but they make you wear a hospital gown. He is probably too uptight for that and at this point it would hit too close to home. Plus he would probably be salty of missing the 350 lb mark to eat free due to how short he is. "Damn it I look 350!"

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There is a restaurant in Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill. This place just begging for guys like Jack to come eat there.
Few notes of interest:

1)Customers who weigh 350 or above eat for free
2) The owner of the restraunt hates obese people and considers getting rid of them a service to humanity
3) for the food..well, just look at the menu there's no way jack can refuse it, given his track record

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.
But Who knows, maybe this might be the "scare" that Jack needs. Maybe the reputation of it might be the thing that makes him consider his health. But based on what I've seen and read about this guy's blantant disregard his general health, this place is more then happy to speed the process.

This is the most American thing I've ever seen. It makes me deeply uncomfortable and I'm not really sure why

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Have we ever actually seen him play a video game, like for whatever jack~ass reason he filmed himself.
I think being a gamer is something he views as cool, so he just throws it out there, like the rest of his imaginary persona.

There is this, a channel he created three years ago dedicated to vlogging and gaming.

 

[Slimy Time]

There is a restaurant in Vegas called the Heart Attack Grill. This place just begging for guys like Jack to come eat there.
Few notes of interest:

1)Customers who weigh 350 or above eat for free
2) The owner of the restraunt hates obese people and considers getting rid of them a service to humanity
3) for the food..well, just look at the menu there's no way jack can refuse it, given his track record

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.
But Who knows, maybe this might be the "scare" that Jack needs. Maybe the reputation of it might be the thing that makes him consider his health. But based on what I've seen and read about this guy's blantant disregard his general health, this place is more then happy to speed the process.

Octuple Bypass Burger at $24! Nigger what the fuck is this restaurant? This is every Euros idea of American cuisine.
This wouldn't scare Jack in the least. Hell, he'll try to convince himself and his viewers that all that bacon, beef and cheese is Keto compliant.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Damn you know she's getting piped tonight.

There's noway the two of them are banging, he'd need both arms for balance, & noway she's getting on top. Probably why he did that insanely awkward reverend video about if oral sex is a sin.. or unnatural or whatever the fk Tammy's objection is.

 

[gobbogobb]

The heart attack grill is a fun fuckin restaurant, but they wouldn't put up with Jack filmimg at all.

 

[Aaway]

Yeah but they make you wear a hospital gown. He is probably too uptight for that and at this point it would hit too close to home. Plus he would probably be salty of missing the 350 lb mark to eat free due to how short he is. "Damn it I look 350!"

jack is likely pretty close to 350 lbs

There's noway the two of them are banging, he'd need both arms for balance, & noway she's getting on top. Probably why he did that insanely awkward reverend video about if oral sex is a sin.. or unnatural or whatever the fk Tammy's objection is.

i'm almost certain tammy is having an affair

jack is in no shape to be having sex these days and tammy only cares for him because its the christian thing to do. we all know she's sick and tired of having to do everything for jack and is probably getting laid by some guy from their church

 

[captkrisma]

I will point out they do make you sign a waiver, claiming no liability for eating their food, and yes people have died due to heart failure, earning it's name.

The most famous being a former regular, who died at the bus stop directly outside the restuarant.

i'm surprised jack hasn't eaten there before because i remember he did videos in vegas a few times on JOTG when he lived in CA

What's worse is that Jack did a Burger Wars just for Las Vegas. I think he specifically avoided Heart Attack Grill on purpose. Probably because he didn't want to eat for free.

 

[Aaway]

speaking of jack in vegas, here's an old JOTG video where he visits his older son (the one he choked) who claims he's staying in "jay-z's suite" at the cosmopolitan. lols sorry dude but that's not jay-z's suite, that's a standard suite that anyone can book

 

[JackDavis]

"I always take [Jeanette's] word for it. She's a foodie like I am!"

LMAO you're not a foodie, you disrespect the fuck out of food. You say "ewwwww" when dealing with raw sausage because everything reminds you of poop. You take the "Lazy Man's" route with food preparation, whether it's refusing to take off your rings, stealing other people's recipes or cooking things high and fast because you want to stuff it in your face as fast as possible. And you let the establishment's policy on filming dictate what you think the quality of the food is. Fuck outta here Jack. :madontheinternet:

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

i'm almost certain tammy is having an affair

jack is in no shape to be having sex these days and tammy only cares for him because its the christian thing to do. we all know she's sick and tired of having to do everything for jack and is probably getting laid by some guy from their church

She probably gives a mean blowie from the way she eats, tongue out and eyes rolling back into her head like an great white.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

speaking of jack in vegas, here's an old JOTG video where he visits his older son (the one he choked) who claims he's staying in "jay-z's suite" at the cosmopolitan. lols sorry dude but that's not jay-z's suite, that's a standard suite that anyone can book

Well, I'm staying at Aria from now on...Jack has tainted The Cosmopolitan for me. I wonder if Jack gambles. He must look like the world's biggest mark with that goofy face and beach ball like physique.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

speaking of jack in vegas, here's an old JOTG video where he visits his older son (the one he choked) who claims he's staying in "jay-z's suite" at the cosmopolitan. lols sorry dude but that's not jay-z's suite, that's a standard suite that anyone can book

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3M_KuE5X08:332

Considering Jack might be a type who’d consider a Motel 6 to be a standard, I think he thinks that a standard suite is what many celebrities uses.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

Those weren't fermented, though. They're what you call refrigerator pickles. Those do need vinegar, or they're not going to be pickles... they're basically just cucumbers that are soaked in vinegar for long enough to make them sour. Boiling them helps speed it up.

Actual fermented pickles don't need to start with any vinegar at all... they will become acidic over time because of the fermentation caused by the lactobacillus bacterium. You start with water, salt, cucumbers, and spices; the growth of any harmful bacteria that wasn't killed by the heat is inhibited by the saltiness (which is pretty important, so don't just wing it... find a recipe, or follow canning instructions that say how much salt needs to be added). You pour the hot brine over the cucumbers and then you have to wait for the lactobacillus to do its thing. That process takes multiple weeks, not overnight in the fridge.

 

[JackDavis]

Those weren't fermented, though. They're what you call refrigerator pickles. Those do need vinegar, or they're not going to be pickles... they're basically just cucumbers that are soaked in vinegar for long enough to make them sour. Boiling them helps speed it up.

Actual fermented pickles don't need to start with any vinegar at all... they will become acidic over time because of the fermentation caused by the lactobacillus bacterium. You start with water, salt, cucumbers, and spices; the growth of any harmful bacteria that wasn't killed by the heat is inhibited by the saltiness (which is pretty important, so don't just wing it... find a recipe, or follow canning instructions that say how much salt needs to be added). You pour the hot brine over the cucumbers and then you have to wait for the lactobacillus to do its thing. That process takes multiple weeks, not overnight in the fridge.

Jack was impatient preparing food? Wow.

 

[Aaway]

"I always take [Jeanette's] word for it. She's a foodie like I am!"

LMAO you're not a foodie, you disrespect the fuck out of food. You say "ewwwww" when dealing with raw sausage because everything reminds you of poop. You take the "Lazy Man's" route with food preparation, whether it's refusing to take off your rings, stealing other people's recipes or cooking things high and fast because you want to stuff it in your face as fast as possible. And you let the establishment's policy on filming dictate what you think the quality of the food is. Fuck outta here Jack. :madontheinternet:

yeah jack is just a glutton, not a foodie. big difference

Well, I'm staying at Aria from now on...Jack has tainted The Cosmopolitan for me. I wonder if Jack gambles. He must look like the world's biggest mark with that goofy face and beach ball like physique.

i'm sure he'd want to but tammy doesn't let him because "its not christian." same thing with the drinking