💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

I loved how in this video, Jack says stuff like "First thing it tells you to do.." "next thing it tells you to do is.."
It? What is "it"? The wendigo inside of you telling you to consume as much fat and cholesterol as possible?

In this case, he whoops'd and let slip that he's stealing the recipe that @captkrisma found.

Though in all honesty, at this point I would believe that Jack hears the famine spirits muttering to him at all times given the amount of dead neurons in his head.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Someone should convince Jack to make something fermented, like pickles or sauerkraut. Jack is the Mozart of failure. I’m genuinely curious what’s the worst pathogen he can develop in a jar.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Someone should convince Jack to make something fermented, like pickles or sauerkraut. Jack is the Mozart of failure. I’m genuinely curious what’s the worst pathogen he can develop in a jar.

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.

 

[Aaway]

i noticed jack hasn't been stealing thumbnails as much as he used to lately

guarantee someone threatened him with legal action

 

[Captain Ahab]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

Looks like Aunt Myrna’s diarrhea in a jar. Nice.

 

[irishAzoth]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qDiXAaLnPbQ
Nutritional Facts:
3536 Calories
255g of fat (393% recommended daily allowance)
1452mg of cholestrol (484%)
136g of carbs (48%)

That's for the whole casserole, I'm sure he ate at least 1/4th of it.
What's funny is that his Keto Friendly dish isn't even that low carb. Between the flour, tard cum and sour cream there's a fair bit in it.

I'm confused did he say what type of flour it was in the video? His Stroke slur bunched up a whole set of words that I couldn't understand what he was saying. I mean knowing Jack he had to have used wheat flour and was def using tard cum from a cow

 

[Sev07]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

I swear this man is some kind of S Tier Troll.

 

[JackDavis]

I'm confused did he say what type of flour it was in the video? His Stroke slur bunched up a whole set of words that I couldn't understand what he was saying. I mean knowing Jack he had to have used wheat flour and was def using tard cum from a cow

All he says is "a little bit of flour". He never says how much to use for anything anymore. His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

The WWE defense - "it's not cooking, it's cooking entertainment".

 

[Gladatha]

All he says is "a little bit of flour". He never says how much to use for anything anymore. His videos are purely for profit, there's no instruction in them at all now especially since he stopped copypasting the recipe into the video descriptions.

Luckily we can just google the recipe and find exactly where he stole it from...

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

I bet Jack Jr and his half brother have a Chris and Cole type relationship

 

[Blini Cat]

He's done pickles. He used an entire barrels worth of seasoning for 2 jars and used no vinegar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

You can actually make pickles using a lacto-fermentation method but it certainly does not make overnight pickles. I've made kimchi and sauerkraut this way; it makes some tasty stuff.

That being said, I would love to see Jack try fermenting something. Lacto-fermentation especially can get pretty horrifying if you don't do it correctly.

 

[FemalePresident]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

And how does he keeps getting fatter?? Oh wait, I know:

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack Throwback

BBQ RIBS

Jack Scalfani shows you how to save money on BBQ Ribs and how to prepare them. Here are some great cooking tips for Ribs. Watch and Subscribe to this channel...

youtu.be

Doesn't remove membrane
He sears his ribs on full flame first. Idiot. It's not a steak.
11:47 You can actually HEAR how tough his ribs are.

 

[FemalePresident]

Jack Throwback

BBQ RIBS

Jack Scalfani shows you how to save money on BBQ Ribs and how to prepare them. Here are some great cooking tips for Ribs. Watch and Subscribe to this channel...

youtu.be

Doesn't remove membrane
He sears his ribs on full flame first. Idiot. It's not a steak.
11:47 You can actually HEAR how tough his ribs are.

What a blast from the past!

These videos where his two arms are functional feel somewhat nostalgic.

 

[Aaway]

NSH baseball cap and jesus t-shirt

jack in his usual JOTG attire

 

[JackDavis]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

I liked how he said he was excited after eating at this place, and he'll come back to continue eating healthy there... because teriyaki beef and spicy chicken is so healthy for you.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

NSH baseball cap and jesus t-shirt

jack in his usual JOTG attire

Jack really ought to review Matthew 6 and meditate on it for a while.

 

[captkrisma]

I liked how he said he was excited after eating at this place, and he'll come back to continue eating healthy there... because teriyaki beef and spicy chicken is so healthy for you.

Nutritionals | Teriyaki Madness

At Teriyaki Madness, we serve real food, made-to-order, with fresh, high-quality ingredients, that makes you feel like a million bucks and satisfies your craving. We believe you should have a home-cooked meal, even if it’s not cooked in your home.

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Spicy chicken alone is 38g of carbs, over the allocated 25g daily limit for keto. The veggies substituted as a base are racked at 24g.

TL;DR: Jack broke Keto again.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is he still keeping up with this Keto friendly farce?

And how does he keeps getting fatter?? Oh wait, I know:

Jack must be the kid who gets picked last on Team Jesus