💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

"(the parking lot) plays in the experience of eating"

no.
pls.
stahp.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

I'm just wondering why Jack puts so much stock on them being paved or in good shape. Like, the only time I care about parking is when the place needs more of it or it's a pain in the ass to get into a place due to road design. My guess is he does it as a way to add another reason to bitch about a place if he is told not to film or he's just in a pissy mood.

The big thing about him (pun) is that he goes out of the way to find the most manchild-like shirts out of that line and seemingly chooses to not wear anything else. He just seems to gravitate towards obnoxious colors and overstated logos, which really shrieks "I am not able to maintain myself, I am a failure". He does not at any point come close to changing up his looks either, and seems to go in the same pattern of jorts, manchild-shirt of eyewatering color, fucking jersey if not manchild shirt, and backwards cap like the darkies he hates.

It's just fucking autistic when he wears it.

This may be the longest lie Jack's kept up to be honest.

Jack can't bring his dates back home so he has to blow them right there in the parking lot. He just wants the experience to feel extra special and for the place to like nice is all.

Spoiler

It would certainly go a long way towards explaining his high protein diet fetish.

 

[Aaway]

yeah a 50 year old man shouldn't be taking pictures like that either ^^^

jack thinks he's still in high school

 

[Begemot]

yeah a 50 year old man shouldn't be taking pictures like that either ^^^

jack thinks he's still in high school

Yeah, it's the vibe of how he wears stuff. If he was a roofer wearing a shirt I wouldn't care, but he looks like a suburban glutton.

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

 

[Adamska]

Yeah, it's the vibe of how he wears stuff. If he was a roofer wearing a shirt I wouldn't care, but he looks like a suburban glutton.

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

And for those who want to not deal with gay anti-ad block bullshit, here.

 

[captkrisma]

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Saying that he would have to do video work all the time across his seven different channels...

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

Ah, the halcyon days of 2012, when 300k subscribers and a handful of videos over 500k views were enough to be "YouTube famous" and get a puff piece in Orange County's biggest local newspaper. How far Jack's star has fallen. Now he's relegated to doing livestreams with fewer views than @RomeoRose would get and reviewing "Asian" restaurants that serve their miso soup with rotini.

His arrogance comes through loud and clear in that article. I'm not sure what's worse: his pig-headed refusal to use fresh ingredients, his jingoistic attitude towards anything unfamiliar (tarragon? sounds like terrorist to me), or the cop-outs he invokes when his inability to follow basic technique results in a screw-up. Yeah, I get it, you're doing "lazy man's style" food. Some ingredients are OK to get away with using frozen or canned versions. But Jack takes it to an extreme. Has Jack ever used fresh garlic instead of that disgusting jarred shit? With a garlic press it takes almost no extra time, you'll save money in the long run, and the taste isn't even comparable. Jack isn't just lazy, he's a cheater.

 

[Rei is shit]

jack was pretty openly racist in the early JOTG days but he's definitely toned it down in recent years. his famous kbbq video from a few years back is the last JOTG video where i can remember him making racist remarks on camera

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J8qzRNWSjGA:156

There is a classic jotg episode with these guys where one of them makes a very mild joke at jacks expense and he gets super pissed off about it. Like his response was "why would you say that I dont do that. I mean seriously why would you say that" super fucking salty over some lame boomer humor.

I wish I could find it but there are way too many episodes to go through.

 

[irishAzoth]

I genuinely thought he was. I dont know why Scalfani didnt click for me, I just assumed he was from Southern California and looked a little hispanic and didnt question it.

its funny Jack did a ancestry DNA test and found out he's more Balkan than Italian (or as Balkan as Italian haven't seen it in awhile)

 

[Aaway]

50 year old man plays with hot wheels

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

its funny Jack did a ancestry DNA test and found out he's more Balkan than Italian (or as Balkan as Italian haven't seen it in awhile)

Meaning he probably has a touch of kebab in him. I wonder how his pastor would feel about that?

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

50 year old man plays with hot wheels

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And not just any old Hot Wheels. Disney branded ones.

 

[captkrisma]

50 year old man plays with hot wheels

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Jack's love can be bought for $18 at Walmart.

 

[Sev07]

50 year old man plays with hot wheels

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Damn you know she's getting piped tonight.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

I've never seen this many absurdities crammed in a single article I know I'm not the first to say it but what on earth does he have against fresh herbs? He acts like the mere notion of them is preposterous. You'd think he was asked about using gold leaf sheets or to flambé all his meals. There's nothing expensive, fancy, time consuming or technically difficult about fresh herbs, yet he's so resolutely opposed to them. Just why?

“I’m big in Germany,” he says.
They send him emails like: “Look how big your tub of butter is!”

Yeah, that's not a compliment Jack. If you're "big" in any European country it's because they're astounded by the humongous quantities of pure fat you feel compelled to use in every dish you make.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

jack was pretty openly racist in the early JOTG days but he's definitely toned it down in recent years. his famous kbbq video from a few years back is the last JOTG video where i can remember him making racist remarks on camera

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J8qzRNWSjGA:156

Honestly, I'm shocked to hear this kind of racism from good ol' Jack "Jews And Blacks, Send Them All Back" Scalfani

 

[Gladatha]

jack was pretty openly racist in the early JOTG days but he's definitely toned it down in recent years. his famous kbbq video from a few years back is the last JOTG video where i can remember him making racist remarks on camera

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J8qzRNWSjGA:156

Is there a link for the racist kbbq video? I think I remember seeing it but I'm not sure.

Thanks!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Yeah, it's the vibe of how he wears stuff. If he was a roofer wearing a shirt I wouldn't care, but he looks like a suburban glutton.

Also, going to post/re-post this:

Lazy food dude scores huge on YouTube

BUENA PARK – He paid 99 cents for his spatula at the Dollar Tree. He has trouble pronouncing the French cooking term mise en place (“mise en plus?”). And the very notion of using …

www.ocregister.com

Being proud of being below average is such a fat, white American thing. People are stupid, and they're proud of being stupid because they think to not be stupid makes you some kind of uppity faggot fart sniffer. Mouth breathers watch Jack because he's "one of them". He cooks trash that's made with trash, and he acts like he's fighting some kind of status quo by doing it. All he's really doing is ravaging his health because vegetables are for women and queers. Watching a racist, stunted piece of shit slowly eat himself into an obese, crippled, stroke addled potato is so rewarding. It honestly couldn't be happening to a better person.

 

[Gladatha]

Jack can learn a thing or two about reviewing restaurants from this guy...

 

[JackDavis]

Nutritional Facts:
3536 Calories
255g of fat (393% recommended daily allowance)
1452mg of cholestrol (484%)
136g of carbs (48%)

That's for the whole casserole, I'm sure he ate at least 1/4th of it.
What's funny is that his Keto Friendly dish isn't even that low carb. Between the flour, milk and sour cream there's a fair bit in it.