💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

I don’t know who I enjoy watching kill themselves more: Classic Racist Jack or Two-Stroke Even Lazier Jack.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

"I am so against racism"

Sure you are, Jack Jack.

"I hate racism more than counting calories."

 

[CabbageMan]

Bugged Keto dude, I didn't fail the diet, I never failed the diet.

Bugged keto mechanics!! What a beginner's trap! I ate 15 burgers and I had a stroke!!

Please pledge to my Patreon so I can get back on the burger diet and get healthy! And cover my medical bills!

 

[captkrisma]

Jack would never go in Vortex, it would be high school all ovef again for him

I believe it. Plus Jack would give it one star because of the 'no phones' policy. For those of you not in the know, Vortex prides itself for not serving you shit if you got your cellphone out. Like...won't even stop for water, so Jack is fucked.

Vortex also prides itself on having the "realest" waitstaff. They're people, and will be dicks to you if you're dicks to them. If you're especially entitled and dumb (read: Jack Scalfani), they'll just toss your ass out.

But real talk, best burgers I've ever tasted.

 

[DuckSucker]

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He's such a manchild, he even argues like an eighth grader. "Yeah well thats not what YOUR MOM was saying last night--WHEN I WAS BANGING HER!"

 

[DeadwastePrime]

well im disappointed he didnt get 3rd stroke, but at least we get more content from jack

 

[JackDavis]

Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.

 

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mKUX0JkCTNQ
Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.
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Jack, if you want people to stop calling you gay, maybe stop going out on dinner dates with men and "dressing up" while doing them. Doubly so when you wear a hat that screams "I want you inside me" like that shit.

 

[Aaway]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

 

[captkrisma]

"This place is BOOMIN'!"
shows half the restaurant empty.

 

[Begemot]

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

 

[JackDavis]

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

 

[Aaway]

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

this

a 50+ year old man should not be wearing minecraft snapback hats and superhero t-shirts

 

[Begemot]

I think you can wear t-shirts and baseball caps at his age, but how he goes about it is very child-like.
Graphic tees with cartoon characters, bright yellow hats turned backwards clash with white goatee, bald head and physically ravaged body.

Yeah, you're right, it's the bright colours that piss me off. The backwards cap also along with his laziness. There was a quote in an interview he did where he said something almost word for word as: "fresh ingredients? That's half an hour I could be spending playing video games."

It's a kind of masculinity that encourages laziness and sloth.

Dunno if I posted the interview before or if youse want to see it?

 

[Aaway]

 

[beautiful person]

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1. Liar, obviously
2. So lazy in his lies that he can't even be bothered to pretend to learn that there is a specific mechanism to ketosis that going off the diet, even if "only for video work," totally fucks up

 

[Rod Dangerous]

For a guy that enjoyed playing video games, you‘d think he would have been more diligent with adhering to some form of a rehabilitation program to regain some use of his dead arm. Hell, there is even anecdotal evidence that suggests that video game-based therapies are effective treatments for certain patients.

 

[Adamska]

i don't get jack's obsession with filming the parking lot of restaurants

in this video he does it at the beginning and randomly in the middle he starts filming the parking lot again through the window near where he's sitting

I'm just wondering why Jack puts so much stock on them being paved or in good shape. Like, the only time I care about parking is when the place needs more of it or it's a pain in the ass to get into a place due to road design. My guess is he does it as a way to add another reason to bitch about a place if he is told not to film or he's just in a pissy mood.

Am I wrong to hate the fact that I think Jack is a manchild for wearing t-shirts and a baseball cap at his age? Maybe a classist?

The big thing about him (pun) is that he goes out of the way to find the most manchild-like shirts out of that line and seemingly chooses to not wear anything else. He just seems to gravitate towards obnoxious colors and overstated logos, which really shrieks "I am not able to maintain myself, I am a failure". He does not at any point come close to changing up his looks either, and seems to go in the same pattern of jorts, manchild-shirt of eyewatering color, fucking jersey if not manchild shirt, and backwards cap like the darkies he hates.

It's just fucking autistic when he wears it.

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This may be the longest lie Jack's kept up to be honest.

 

[Aaway]

lol sure jack. he's looking fatter than ever

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mKUX0JkCTNQ
Charles is impressed with the restaurant already because the parking lot is paved and he loves the aesthetics (a blue and red that clash).
Jack has that stupid USA Flag Batman shirt again. So weird how he only wears that shirt and the Run DMC shirt out to eat with Charles.
Also has a "Nutrition Factory" hat on. Shout outs to the fried appetizer platter.
Jack still pissy about the chipped bowl he got at the other restaurant, he brings it up sarcastically.
Fried fish, cole slaw and guacmole in a spinch tortilla. Charles: "This is on the healthier side."
Jack: "We need this in the sushi we've been having!"


Jack eats hot soup, acts like a fucking 4 year old.
dr29p.mp4

What kind of complete trash wears a hat at the dinner table? Fucking animal. Was he raised in a barn?