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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Aaway said:
oh man this is a classic jack gem

nothing like a guy from suburban orange county going to LA and pretending to get chased in the street. also, lol @ his friend saying "check your wallet" once they arrive at the restaurant and claiming that the obama poster is making him second guess eating there.

not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though
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Makes me nostalgic of the days when Jack used to be able to run. Now he has to use a scooter at Sam's Club.

Edit: Ahhh... Remember when he was able to hold his other hand under his mouth in case food somehow fell out? Then use that same hand to cover his mouth while chewing and talking at the same time? Those were the days.
 
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Aaway said:
27:10: "we're gonna do a gross recipe contest." jack wants people to send him gross recipes but they have to be delicious. say what?
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Submit Aunt Myrna's Party Salad somebody. And Simply Sara's Macaroni Salad. Theyre disgusting and Jack would love them.

Actually he'll probably fuck each one of them up somehow anyway.
 
jack was pretty openly racist in the early JOTG days but he's definitely toned it down in recent years. his famous kbbq video from a few years back is the last JOTG video where i can remember him making racist remarks on camera

here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure

 
Aaway said:
here's another classic jack moment where he compares the line at a mexican restaurant to the unemployment line. lady in front hears him for sure
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LOL holy shit Jack... This isn't playful harmless racism, this is legit racism. Something about being with that guy with the soulpatch and glasses really brings out the racist in Jack. He really feels comfortable talking shit about black people with him around.
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Scroll down and read the comments jack made, looks like he was trying to defend himself
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JackDavis said:
LOL holy shit Jack... This isn't playful harmless racism, this is legit racism. Something about being with that guy with the soulpatch and glasses really brings out the racist in Jack. He really feels comfortable talking shit about black people with him around.
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lol i noticed that too. here's another clip with jack and paul where jack points out that a mexican restaurant is located next to a lawnmower shop and then giggles over it

speaking of paul, he was in a number of jack's old videos but then disappeared for a while and appeared in just a few after jack moved to TN. i remember he randomly showed up in one of jack's videos a few months back looking 30 years older and about 50 lbs fatter

 
captkrisma said:
Jesus...I actually believe that Jack might just be taking a bite or two of the burgers and leaving. Next stop is in a few hours in Atlanta. Grindhouse is a chain in Atlanta (there's one in the airport as well), so it makes me kind of bummed that they're not hitting up Vortex for the 'Fat Elvis' burger. Double cheeseburger with fried banana, bacon, and peanut butter...right up Jack's alley.

Edit: Jack's path of burger destruction is likely taking him towards Charlotte, NC before they loop around and take highway 40 back to Nashville.
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Jack would never go in Vortex, it would be high school all ovef again for him
 
Man vs persistent rat said:
Jack clings to that status a little too hard. Throw him in a lineup of mixed browns and not many people are going to choose him when they're told one doesn't belong.
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I genuinely thought he was. I dont know why Scalfani didnt click for me, I just assumed he was from Southern California and looked a little hispanic and didnt question it.
 
Archie_Kimkicker said:
Does anybody know what this is about?

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Aaway said:
not sure what that comment about him saying the n-word is referring to though
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It's a meme. You'll see it a lot on Anthony Fantano videos, for example, where people will reference some egregious remark made in the video, but not really, kind of as an aside. The joke, with Fantano at least, is that it's extreme prejudice shit you'd know he'd never say.
Whereas with Jack, I could totally picture him saying that in a video, so it's not actually that funny when applied to him.
 
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