E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
the only thing i think of now when i see marvel branded stuff is fat mexican kids
 
I was hoping for some sort of Marvel RPG... but it instead looks like a playable Avengers movie. Not very interested.
 
They're seriously turning this into a Destiny/Anthem clone?
 
Gee, I wonder if there's some discernible pattern to which kinds of dev studios predominantly show gameplay footage because that's what matters and which kinds put on presentations bloviating about how cool they are. Because in this presentation it's been just the Outriders guys and these schmucks.
 
Coming out for PC and without Lootboxes are now selling points. This is where we are.
 
Scott Anus is shaped like a wedge and Megan seems to have put on a suit jacket, whose sleeves aren't finished, over an Avengers t-shirt.

Fix your people, Squeenix.
 
I'm a capefag, so I'm willing to give this a shot

Edit: Oh it's over. That was an odd game to end it on, but overall decent conference. You did alright Square Enix.
 
Went from hyped for the FF7 Remake to suicidally bored by the end of the Avengers presentation.
 
Nintendo is the only one left now. I wonder what else they'll reveal besides Zelda and the new SSBU fighter?
 
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