🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

Segue · Dec 31, 2014

"Please note that I despise girly goos, art hookers, etc. My art is for the open minded. Not the quick fix scramblers looking for a sparkly image they can get off on. Sharpen."

Akin to many other lolcows, The Cunning Condor is a Sonic fan. This one in particular enjoys being pretentious and starting drama on various websites, such as Sonic forums and Wikia. He's been banned from those places for causing drama with a member called Makronette, and loves to bitch about a site called SSMB. According to him everybody who likes drawing boobs is an "art hooker".

http://thecunningcondor.deviantart.com/
http://cunningcondor.tumblr.com/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cunningcondor/
http://segaforums.wikia.com/wiki/User:The_Cunning_Condor

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Trombonista · Dec 31, 2014

Watch him color the same image three times!

Why do I get the feeling he hates "art hookers" because he likes lolis?

Shokew · Dec 31, 2014

naked_people__selection_by_thecunningcondor-d7aownj.jpg

naked_people__naughty_girl_by_thecunningcondor-d87rk63.jpg

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

Johnny Bravo · Dec 31, 2014

Shokew said:
Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

So in the first two comics the antagonist is a woman who won't pay attention to him. In the last comic she is paying attention to him, so he abuses her. Sensing a theme here...

Saney · Jan 1, 2015

Shokew said:
Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

So, he's a wannabe Loveshy as well?

Ultimate Grisby · Jan 1, 2015

Saney said:
So, he's a wannabe Loveshy as well?

He feels like a somehow crappier Dobson.

Randall Fragg · Jan 1, 2015

Ultimate Grisby said:
He feels like a somehow crappier Dobson.

He's Dobby's shittier Loveshy twin.

Johnny Bravo · Jan 1, 2015

trombonista said:
Watch him color the same image three times!

Why do I get the feeling he hates "art hookers" because he likes lolis?

I do notice an alarming amount of Bleedman in some of his art.

The Cunning Condor · Jan 4, 2015

Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

Coldgrip · Jan 4, 2015

The Cunning Condor said:
Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

Who are you?

Bucharest · Jan 4, 2015

The Cunning Condor said:
Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

Sub-par deviantart whiner gets noticed off of Deviantart. Acts like any attention is good attention.

Film at eleven.

RecordStoreToughGuy · Jan 4, 2015

Bucharest said:
Sub-par deviantart whiner gets noticed off of Deviantart. Acts like any attention is good attention.

Film at eleven.

At least he was polite.

MysticMisty · Jan 5, 2015

Shokew said:
Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

I'm baffled as to why he has arrows spelling out how to read the panels. It reads from left to right, there's absolutely nothing confusing about the order. And there are only four panels anyways. If he really thinks it would be confusing he could just arrange them in a single row.

Cubanodun · Jan 5, 2015

im pretty sure he is not into japanese animation i mean is full of everything he hates

pd:have you watched the Me!Me!Me! music video condor?

Jewelsmakerguy · Jan 5, 2015

Segue said:
"Please note that I despise girly goos, art hookers, etc. My art is for the open minded. Not the quick fix scramblers looking for a sparkly image they can get off on. Sharpen."

The fuck's an art hooker?

And besides that, his art's pretty weak. It's not Dobson levels (The guy can at least keep his shit consistent for a few panels), but I can definitely how one can consider it poorly made. The content on the other hand makes me think this guy has some issues.

The Joker · Jan 5, 2015

The Cunning Condor said:
Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

The cow enters.

24isthehighestnumber · Jan 5, 2015

How are they showing up this fast now? And where are that woman cartoon character's feet?

AtroposHeart · Jan 5, 2015

I also ask "What is an art hooker?"

It seems this guy has issues with women, so basically a loveshy.

Saney · Jan 5, 2015

The Cunning Condor said:
Holy shit, I have a fanclub? Bizarre place...

Anywayz, some peeps have been asking about the motive of the Naked People series. It shouldn't need explanation but it's built as a satire of society's many blunders. Mainly revolving around people.

I use "naked" people to sort of drag in irony in this case. Note that they aren't actually "nude" anyway.
Plus nudity, sexuality, and pornography are 3 very different things. That should go without saying, really.

Anyway thanks for needlessly giving my art more attention. Cheers. (:

-Love, Condy-kins. <3

And which blunders would these be? They seem to focus mostly on women.

Segue · Jan 5, 2015

Jewelsmakerguy said:
The fuck's an art hooker?

AtroposHeart said:
I also ask "What is an art hooker?

Its his euphemism for people who draw sexualized artwork.

I'm surprised he managed to find his way here. What is with people finding their threads here so easily?.

🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

Segue

Trombonista

バイブスで優勝っ！

Shokew

Trial by Fire! Trial by Fire!

Johnny Bravo

Bravokin

Saney

Slayer of the Love-Shys

Ultimate Grisby

The new face of nightmares

Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!

Johnny Bravo

Bravokin

The Cunning Condor

I'm a fuckin' idiot.

Coldgrip

Shaking the Pillars of Heaven

Bucharest

Truckin' like the doodah man.

RecordStoreToughGuy

Beavis-Kin; Nacho/Nachos/Nachoself

MysticMisty

Cubanodun

Chaos Engine Operator

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato

The Joker

Does not have a girl penis

24isthehighestnumber

BURT AND/OR ERNIE

AtroposHeart

KAWAII WEEABOO PRINCESSU

Saney

Slayer of the Love-Shys

Segue