She got a pair around the time she "was walking" 8k steps a day. It stuck to my memory because of the excuse she used to explain not wearing them (spoiler, it's similar to the one she used in the video): she gets tired faster when using tennis shoes.
But what about the smell?
I’m pretty sure her odor will seep into everything in their house. Any object will have to be delivered as a biohazard if they’re shipped out of there.
This is actually true. I think I've said this in a prior post, but back in the day I worked for a hotel and we had a "frequent flier" guest who was at least Hamber's size. He was a really nice guy, but goddamn. We knew when he had reservations so we kept air freshner and lysol at the ready for even when he'd come to the front desk. His room had to be DEEP cleaned to get the funk out. In fact, IIRC we gave him the same room every time under the guise of "customer service", but really it was because we didn't want to foul up any other rooms.
That’s why Rickie keeps his job, chicken processing smells better then his own home.
He also lives not too far away from where Coachella is held so let's not give this fellow hambeast too much credit.
Even if she did lose the weight, she wouldn’t have the financial means to go. Gorl doesn’t save. People are only sticking around for the freak show and they’ll stop paying the price of admission once they realize she’s boring as fuck.
Just out of curiosity, how much would she need to save if she wanted to go?
