🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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DarkAlien said:
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Here it shows how much more intelligent and well adjusted Russ is. A normal person would realize that accusing companies of victim shaming and discrimination would harm your changes of working in that entire branch, because that shit travels and people know each other, especially in a field such as law. But Russ realizes that only be showing his plights will he be exalted and gain the attraction of Tay Tay who will then make him her husband while simultaneous writing all her songs and being her personal lawyer.
 
Russtard said:
I work at a PR firm. There are such things as "PR distribution companies" and they're basically scam-versions of a PR agency. A real agency will take time to craft a marketing strategy and set up promotional events. PR distribution companies mass ship press releases to every contact they have with a "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" mentality. Unfortunately, real agencies cost $$$$$ while PR distribution companies cost $$$, so I have no doubt that Russ isn't actually speaking with a real PR agency. But it is incredibly telling that even a distribution company won't work with him.
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...and directed him to their competitors either to give them a laugh or on the off-chance that they'll do something for Russ and end up putting themselves in legal jeopardy.
 
This is getting better by the day

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"Win a Date With Russell Greer"

In an Amtrak train rolling down the track / In a hand-me-down suit, sitting in the back
In his hand, some gas station flowers / He'll be in Reno in a couple of hours

Russell Greer is the man of this story / Headed to the brothels to do some whoring
The Girlfriend Treatment and then get laid / He never scored unless he paid


Chorus:
Oh, winning a date with Russell Greer / That's a prize every woman fears
He'll tell you all about his legal fights / And won't shut up until you've heard his plights
Yeah, be prepared to recognize his genius / then get on your knees to suck him his penis
If you win a date with Russell Greer (Win a date with Russell Greer) / Girl, if you win a date with Russell Greer (Win a date with Russell Greer

The train rolls up to the station / His knob-knees knock with anticipation
Drool on his chin and he's breathing heavy / Came in his pants six times already

In the Cat House girls show off their goods / And Greer struggles to hide his wood
The girls look at him like some kind of curse / because how could their day get any worse

(Chorus)

And the rap verse goes a little somethin' like this (Kick it!)

Baby sorry if this song is cheesy, but I gotta tell ya Russell Greer is sleazy / goin' to Insta, begging models to "Please me!"
His face is saggin', his lyrics be draggin' / Ev'ryday parents and bosses be naggin'
To get wit da program and get of tha Instagram / But Russ would rather cuss and fuss until he crumbles to dust and rust and when he finally goes bust / Them Kiwis be smilin' and Taylor be stylin' and friv'lous lolsuits Russ'll still be filin'
And now it is time for me to complete my rhyme / But winning a date with Greer is truly a crime

(Chorus)

And Russ is leaving earlier than planned / 'Cos he didn't have much cash on hand
He kicked, he screamed, he tried to shout / Until the bouncer had to toss him out

He stands alone in the driving rain / Waits for a cab to bring him to the train
And deep inside him builds a burning rage / And he posts his lies on his Facebook page

He's pointing fingers and trying to shame / Insisting he's not the one to blame
He rants and raves, but at the end of the day / No one believes the shit he has to say

(Chorus)
(Chrous)

Yeah, stay away from Russell Greer
Just stay away from Russell Greer
Girl, stay away from Russell Greer
Stay away from Russel Greer.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
Maybe the hairdresser discriminated against him and that's why he hasn't had his hair cut or even washed in months.
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Must be a pain in the ass to try and cut a guy's hair when he's not only dirty as fuck, but every time you lean over him, he tries to push his face into your chest.

And you couldn't really understand him, but you'd swear he kept asking if this haircut comes with a happy ending...
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
Must be a pain in the ass to try and cut a guy's hair when he's not only dirty as fuck, but every time you lean over him, he tries to push his face into your chest.

And you couldn't really understand him, but you'd swear he kept asking if this haircut comes with a happy ending...
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The lack of hygiene is what would be my main concern. If I remember correctly, hair is the part of the body which gathers the most germs and parasites, and at the fastest rate, if one fails to shower consistently. Greer's hair is probably days away from being a literal health hazard at this point.
 
The Dude said:
"Win a Date With Russell Greer"

In an Amtrak train rolling down the track / In a hand-me-down suit, sitting in the back
In his hand, some gas station flowers / He'll be in Reno in a couple of hours

Russell Greer is the man of this story / Headed to the brothels to do some whoring
The Girlfriend Treatment and then get laid / He never scored unless he paid


Chorus:
Oh, winning a date with Russell Greer / That's a prize every woman fears
He'll tell you all about his legal fights / And won't shut up until you've heard his plights
Yeah, be prepared to recognize his genius / then get on your knees to suck him his penis
If you win a date with Russell Greer (Win a date with Russell Greer) / Girl, if you win a date with Russell Greer (Win a date with Russell Greer

The train rolls up to the station / His knob-knees knock with anticipation
Drool on his chin and he's breathing heavy / Came in his pants six times already

In the Cat House girls show off their goods / And Greer struggles to hide his wood
The girls look at him like some kind of curse / because how could their day get any worse

(Chorus)

And the rap verse goes a little somethin' like this (Kick it!)

Baby sorry if this song is cheesy, but I gotta tell ya Russell Greer is sleazy / goin' to Insta, begging models to "Please me!"
His face is saggin', his lyrics be draggin' / Ev'ryday parents and bosses be naggin'
To get wit da program and get of tha Instagram / But Russ would rather cuss and fuss until he crumbles to dust and rust and when he finally goes bust / Them Kiwis be smilin' and Taylor be stylin' and friv'lous lolsuits Russ'll still be filin'
And now it is time for me to complete my rhyme / But winning a date with Greer is truly a crime

(Chorus)

And Russ is leaving earlier than planned / 'Cos he didn't have much cash on hand
He kicked, he screamed, he tried to shout / Until the bouncer had to toss him out

He stands alone in the driving rain / Waits for a cab to bring him to the train
And deep inside him builds a burning rage / And he posts his lies on his Facebook page

He's pointing finger and trying to shame / Insisting he's not the one to blame
He rants and raves, but at the end of the day / No one believes the shit he has to say

(Chorus)
(Chrous)

Yeah, stay away from Russell Greer
Just stay away from Russell Greer
Girl, stay away from Russell Greer
Stay away from Russel Greer.
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thats way better than mine goddamn
 
How dare that lawyer not realize that it's a privilege to represent Russ? If he had any sense he'd offer to do it pro bono (but still let Russ take the lead in court) and also buy Russ a hooker
 
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