Lovequest The Apology Letters

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Otherwise, if this is NOT Mr. Scott [redacted] but a new manager who replaced him in employment office, Please Respond immediately via paper Letter and United States Postal Service Mail, with the details of if the Ban is still under effect. If so, Please Unban me immediately in writing, and Respond immediately in the same paper Letter format. AND I would really most appreciate having in the SAME writing that I have your utmost assurance and reassurance that the hired Security Staff of Fashion Square will leave ME, Christian Weston Chandler, My Family, and My Love, alone, at peace, unbothered, unabused, UnEscorted, and remain at the greatest distance humanly reasonable and possible from us all at ALL times while any of us are Shopping, Walking, Hanging Out and Dining Anywhere within the Mall itself, and its Parking Lot.

It has been long over one year since the mishap that occured from my frustrated behavior from this loneliness, life stress and online bully stress.

It has been Years since I have attempted to apologize for having portraied[sic] you as a witch character within the pages of my hand-drawn and written comicbooks. I assure you now that the name of the character HAS been changed and edited Years beforehand, and in nowhere, shape or forme[sic], have I, or anyone I know even remotely, made any sales of anything containing the character, Original or Present Name, whatsoever.

Goddamit, Chris.

 
The amazing thing is, if Chris took a bath, combed his hair, and dressed in clean clothes that fit his body (gender TBD) he's probably be "unbanned" just by virtue of the fact that no one would recognize him. Chris's unwashed hobo look is his own worst enemy here, with a close second being his lack of impulse control when he sees blue arms/cuddling couples/jerkops. Everything about Chris screams "I am batshit crazy". Thing is, he's a mostly harmless kind of crazy, and if he could at least learn to not advertise his mental problems, he'd slip under a lot of people's radars.
 
butt in trouble said:
He sent Mary Lee Walsh another letter after being told not to do so.
And Chris doesn't need to be there. It has nothing to do with the location itself. Someone told Chris he couldn't do what he wanted and to him this is great injustice. He not only wants this injustice corrected but also wants some personal validation that he was in the right the whole time. Why do you think a large chunk of the apology is a rant about how he thinks MLW wronged him?

This is how a typical CWC apology goes:
Explanation of why he was in the right
Demands
Pity fishing
apology
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I can see how it would be a weird and unpleasant feeling to be banned from a school you graduated from.

Chris biggest accomplishment in life is getting a diploma from PVCC. He spent an inordinate amount of time on that diploma, and there was a certain amount of work involved. On the other hand a lot of shenanigans happened with him at PVCC, and that left a bad taste in his mouth.

I think there is a bit of a love/hate thing in the way Chris thinks about PVCC. It was the scene of one of his greatest accomplishments, but also some of his biggest humiliations/defeats. If he were blessed by MLW, it would turn his defeat into a victory.

I don't think he would return to PVCC, especially not for a class. But he seems to dislike the idea of that avenue being closed to him.
 
timtommy said:
I can see how it would be a weird and unpleasant feeling to be banned from a school you graduated from.

Chris biggest accomplishment in life is getting a diploma from PVCC. He spent an inordinate amount of time on that diploma, and there was a certain amount of work involved. On the other hand a lot of shenanigans happened with him at PVCC, and that left a bad taste in his mouth.

I think there is a bit of a love/hate thing in the way Chris thinks about PVCC. It was the scene of one of his greatest accomplishments, but also some of his biggest humiliations/defeats. If he were blessed by MLW, it would turn his defeat into a victory.

I don't think he would return to PVCC, especially not for a class. But he seems to dislike the idea of that avenue being closed to him.
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I think Chris is trying to find the remaining innocence left of his shattered past hence that's why he mentioned about wanting to visit PVCC.
 
DeadMansHand said:
I'm sure she's still aware of Chris, but that letter is really just the ramblings of a madman. It's four pages of him claiming that anything bad that's happened to her is the result of Chris drawing her as a witch, an act he was entirely justified in performing due to her interference in the sweetheart search, but which he is sorry for anyway but only as long as she accedes to his demands and lifts the PVCC ban.

It's totally detached from reality while being obsessively self-serving and insincere. And creepy.

I only hope that someone threw it away, because Chris doesn't come off as even remotely sane if you read the whole thing. Which I'm embarrassed to admit I did.
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Mary Lee Walsh seems to be an accomplished administrator, educator and author. Dedicated to her students and promoting healthly early adult development for decades.

In the eyes of Google she will forever be associated with Chris. What if she wanted another job opportunity? I don't want the heh taint of Chris anywhere near my resume, even if I was a victim.
 
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just some jerk said:
Mary Lee Walsh seems to be an accomplished administrator, educator and author. Dedicated to her students and promoting health early adult development for decades.

In the eyes of Google she will forever be associated with Chris. What if she wanted another job opportunity? I don't want the heh taint of Chris anywhere near my resume, even if I was a victim.
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I guess you could say she has a...
TAINTED
past.
I'm so sorry.
 
My reactions would be pretty epic to watch live, I think I literally facepalmed here. Basically what I got is:
The shopping mall letter: "I'm truly deeply sorry for breaking the rules of your establishment because of justified reasons. But I have a girlfriend now (not to be confused with intercourse). HERE ARE MY DEMANDS."
MLW: "I'm truly deeply sorry for making you an evil character in my shitty comic. THIS WOULDN'T HAD HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T BEEN A BITCH but I'm still sorry. HERE ARE MY DEMANDS."
Walmart letter: "I'm sorry for my totally justified behavior which was uncalled for (?). I have a girlfriend now (not to be confused with intercourse. HERE ARE MY DEMANDS."

See? This is the shit that makes me think he deserves to be a little trolled.
 
I gotta wonder if MLW even sees the stuff Chris sends her or if some underpaid secretary shreds them the minute they get to their desk.

Also, he'd probably be taken a bit more seriously if he at least typed out the letters, but this is Chris we're talking about, and a typed letter would not be as true and honest as hand-drawn words.
 
timtommy said:
I don't think he would return to PVCC, especially not for a class. But he seems to dislike the idea of that avenue being closed to him.
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My guess is that Chris wanted to return to campus simply so he could loiter around with a newly updated attraction sign. PVCC was just another place for him to try (and fail) to pick up chicks.

Of course he doesn't understand that it's really creepy for a graduate to keep sticking around the campus if he or she has absolutely no reason to be there again.
 
Muncie Anderson said:
My guess is that Chris wanted to return to campus simply so he could loiter around with a newly updated attraction sign. PVCC was just another place for him to try (and fail) to pick up chicks.
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But he wrote this letter after he already sealed Catie permanently and irrevocably to his God-honored soul. I think he really did just have some bizarre notion that he and his ground-up family would hang out and socialize at PVCC, or send their kids there.
 
I remember it used to be a standard reply around here that Chris never makes an apology without already having in mind what he wants from the person he's apologizing to.
 
I was bored, so checked the PVCC events page to see if there was a LBGT group or something that Chris might be trying to attend, and the first thing I see is that PVCC's Brony Club meets next week.
PVCC's Brony Club is for those who share a common interest in the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Club members try to exemplify the characteristics of a good person that the series encourages: honesty, generosity, compassion, optimism, devotion and leadership. Each meeting focuses on one of these characteristics, and members join in activities once a week including watching the show, enjoying fan content, fundraisers and service projects. We strive to show that this club can make a mark at PVCC. Our goal is to be a place for people to feel like they belong, with no judgment.
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PVCC said:
Our goal is to be a place for people to feel like they belong, with no judgment.
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Challenge accepted.

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Kosher Dill said:
But he wrote this letter after he already sealed Catie permanently and irrevocably to his God-honored soul. I think he really did just have some bizarre notion that he and his ground-up family would hang out and socialize at PVCC, or send their kids there.
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Yeah, I thought of the attraction sign possibility. But as you say he was with Catie when he wrote it. And he might not have the sense to say "I want to go there to pick up chicks" if that were his true purpose. I don't think he really had a specific reason. Just general possibilities like "What if Catie takes classes there? Or what if they decide to offer a tribbing course and I want to enroll? Or what if there is a big LGBT event I want to go to?". Just a general sense that one of the semi-important places in Charlottesville is closed to him, and that could end up inconveniencing him in many different ways in the future. The thought is not entirely unreasonable, it was mostly what he decided to do about it and the execution of that plan that were bad.


The brony club at PVCC said:
Our goal is to be a place for people to feel like they belong, with no judgment.
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Chris would certainly put that motto to the test.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
The amazing thing is, if Chris took a bath, combed his hair, and dressed in clean clothes that fit his body (gender TBD) he's probably be "unbanned" just by virtue of the fact that no one would recognize him. Chris's unwashed hobo look is his own worst enemy here, with a close second being his lack of impulse control when he sees blue arms/cuddling couples/jerkops. Everything about Chris screams "I am batshit crazy". Thing is, he's a mostly harmless kind of crazy, and if he could at least learn to not advertise his mental problems, he'd slip under a lot of people's radars.
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But when he was banned he was still Chris 1.0 with the short hair and clown shirts. Maybe Chris-Tran is her brilliant disguise to get around the bans in the first place.
 
normankrasner said:
it's not like he intended to attend PVCC again to earn a useful degree or certificate, can he even attend any public college university in Virginia with even the lowest admission requirements if he actually wanted to earn another degree or did MLW recommended a statewide permaban?
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Perhaps he wants revenge on MLW for her interfering with his Love Quest by tearing down his attraction signs.
 
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