Lovequest The Apology Letters

[asperhes]

I saw "Dearest Scott" and completely lost my shit.

"My Darling Scott

Unban me from your store and tell the security guards that I am now above the rules.

Eternally Yours,
-CWC"

When Scott refuses to lift the ban, Chris will write a follow-up letter:

"Dearest Scott,

JEW!

Stay Safe,
Christine Weston Chandler"

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

You're right, he learned absolutely nothing. Just about 3 months after writing these letters, he was banned from Target.
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"For hours I had thought it was still 7:27 PM"
Damn, Chris really did end up in the Time Void.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Empty, meaningless drivel. It only takes one paragraph before he's shifting the blame onto somebody else.

Chris means the apology to the Mall guy just as much as he meant the apology to Michael Snyder, and his apology on that occasion was motivated by the fact that the GAMe PLACe was the only place that stocked the Yu-Gi-Oh cards he wanted. To Chris, an apology is nothing more than a way to get hat he wants. He doesn't do it because he feels bad about some previous transgression, he always does it so he can benefit.

Also, 'we deeply love (NOT to be confused with the act of intercourse) and care for each other '. The irony is that's exactly what Chris has been confusing all along.

 

[Positron]

"If you are the manager who banned me. I know I'm in the wrong and I most sincerely apologize for my transgressions. Please please pity me and unban me!" (wags tail like a puppy)
"If you are a new manager. I expect you to write to me IMMEDIATELY and lift my ban. And LEAVE ME FUCKING ALONE IN THE FUTURE!!!"

 

[MY 405]

Dearest Chris,

No.

Stay Safe and Have a Good Day,
Mary Lee Walsh, Scott at the Fashion Square Mall, and the Wal-Marts of America (also Target)

 

[normankrasner]

How/why did he get banned again from PVCC after he graduated? What he need to be there?

 

[butt in trouble]

How/why did he get banned again from PVCC after he graduated? Why would he need to be there?

He sent Mary Lee Walsh another letter after being told not to do so.
And Chris doesn't need to be there. It has nothing to do with the location itself. Someone told Chris he couldn't do what he wanted and to him this is great injustice. He not only wants this injustice corrected but also wants some personal validation that he was in the right the whole time. Why do you think a large chunk of the apology is a rant about how he thinks MLW wronged him?

Empty, meaningless drivel. It only takes one paragraph before he's shifting the blame onto somebody else.

This is how a typical CWC apology goes:
Explanation of why he was in the right
Demands
Pity fishing
apology

 

[normankrasner]

He sent Mary Lee Walsh another letter after being told not to do so.
And Chris doesn't need to be there. It has nothing to do with the location itself. Someone told Chris he couldn't do what he wanted and to him this is great injustice. He not only wants this injustice corrected but also wants some personal validation that he was in the right the whole time. Why do you think a large chunk of the apology is a rant about how he thinks MLW wronged him?

This is how a typical CWC apology goes:
Explanation of why he was in the right
Demands
Pity fishing
apology

it's not like he intended to attend PVCC again to earn a useful degree or certificate, can he even attend any public college university in Virginia with even the lowest admission requirements if he actually wanted to earn another degree or did MLW recommended a statewide permaban?

 

[blackie toy]

"For hours I had thought it was still 7:27 PM"
Damn, Chris really did end up in the Time Void.

Clear-cut case of cruel and unusual punishment, keeping all clocks out of Chris's line of sight for more than a moment.

 

[Mogambo]

And does he think Mary Lee Walsh even remembers, or cares, about what happened over a decade ago?

I'm sure Mary Lee Walsh remembers Chris. It's kind of hard to forget some tard sperging throwing a temper tantrum in your office and trying to channel his electric hedgehog pokemon. I doubt she cares all that much what Chris has done with his life since then but I'm sure she remembers him.

EDIT: and the part about Fashion Square directing their jerkops to stay as far away as humanly possible... LOL. Trust me, I'm sure those poor mallcops would like nothing more.

Nobody wants to tail Chris...

He really cant get to any of those places any more? Or is he such a chicken shit that just wont dare to return there? Those bans are enforced by law or something?

More than likely he's too chicken shit to go back. That or Barb explicitly told him he can't. Even management and security tends to have a pretty high turnover rate at places like Target and they aren't going to care about Chris coming back years after the fact. Hell odds are good most places wouldn't remember him anyway.

The community college is a different story maybe but even then I'm sure if Chris enrolled (and actually paid for his classes) they wouldn't care. Most community colleges will take anybody. Some even have transition programs specifically for mentally challenged people.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

More than likely he's too chicken shit to go back. That or Barb explicitly told him he can't. Even management and security tends to have a pretty high turnover rate at places like Target and they aren't going to care about Chris coming back years after the fact. Hell odds are good most places wouldn't remember him anyway.

I attribute Chris' belief in the Power of the Ban to the same instinct that makes him believe an apology makes things automatically better. He likes everything to be concrete with clearly-defined rules. While normally he tries to get this to work to his advantage (as with the Relationship Vows), in the case of a ban it works against him. In his head, there is a concrete, everlasting rule saying that he cannot go back there until the ban is undone.

The community college is a different story maybe but even then I'm sure if Chris enrolled (and actually paid for his classes) they wouldn't care. Most community colleges will take anybody. Some even have transition programs specifically for mentally challenged people.

I don't know about this, I think MLW was very keen to see Chris gone forever. Not because she's some evil Sailor Moon witch or whatever, but because Chris really was more trouble than he was worth and she knew he'd just keep causing trouble. I think the trespassing notice was her way of saying, "Seriously, just fuck off."

The Wal-Mart letter is probably the sanest, so Catie might well have got her dream date shopping at Wal-Mart. The Fashion Square one, though, is just a kind of insanity salad. What I love is that it's so chock-full of assumptions. He assumes the manager will share his belief that having a girlfriend makes everything better. He assumes the manager will know and understands about the trolling - a part of me hopes the manager isn't Internet-savvy and thinks Chris is claiming to have been harassed by those little plastic dolls with the colourful hair. And finally, that arrogant change of tack. "Now you've read my apology and agreed to unban me, here's your jerkops' side of the bargain."

 

[Le Bateleur]

That and Snyder is a male.

Presumably so is Scott Nameredacted from Fashion Square Mall.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Wal-Mart letter is probably the sanest, so Catie might well have got her dream date shopping at Wal-Mart.

So Chris' ideal first date to McDonald's woundn't just be at the restaurant, it'd be one... in WalMart?

It's been mentioned before, but if Chris thinks that shopping malls, fast food restaurants, and cheap stores are fine culture and the best places for dates, that's not really a good thing. Especially for someone who claims to be of royal descent.

 

[mauggg]

Presumably so is Scott Nameredacted from Fashion Square Mall.

Wouldn't this be Scott Palazzo? Who banned all virgins from his region?

 

[BillRiley]

God, the part about "NOT to be confused with the act of intercourse" - repeated in multiple letters, no less - absolutely kills me XD

I think that part was more directed at Catherine than at the letter's recipients. Fatty is a master of passive/aggressive letter writing.

The Mary Lee Walsh letter really is contemptible though. "I'm sorry, but this IS all your fault you know."

Yeah, but it's nice to know that some things never change.

EDIT: and the part about Fashion Square directing their jerkops to stay as far away as humanly possible... LOL. Trust me, I'm sure those poor mallcops would like nothing more.

I was a rent-a-cop for a couple years and it was always a bad day when the odd balls showed up. If I had seen a guy like Chris-Tran waddling towards me, headphones clamped to his greasy head, belting out Brittany Spears songs at the top of his lungs, I'd probably have quit on the spot.

 

[plautistic]

Excerpt from Walsh's reply:

[...]

I had personally arrived at your house to personally hand deliver a lovely, pink original master Slip of Trespassing, and a written (or typed, I am not certain) letter explaining the piece and situation. I left these items within the crack of your front door. A few years later, I find a Hand Written Letter of Apology on BLANK PRINTER PAPER improperly mailed to my office at PVCC. My jerkops will appeal to the notice on my behalf.

I remind you, the circumstances leading up to the creation of the ban from PVCC was from your deeds of misunderstanding. In 2003, after I had turned [REDACTED] years of age, I had realized that I was at a time of my life where I felt requirement of a safe campus to be home to my honet to goodness Student Body, Classes, and Future Adults, FROM the ground-up with honest ADMINISTRATION. Paranoid as I was, and from my own Life's Curse of RESPONSIBILITY, I was unable to tolerate Solicitation, much Less Lovequesting, from ANYONE!

And I felt the requirement of a Ban.

[...]

 

[Seahorses]

It takes a lot of talent to be banned from this many places. It can't be said CWC never accomplished anything.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I'm not surprised that Chris hand wrote these on computer paper, only furthering his unprofessionalism. Couldn't he have done written on maybe some lined paper? Or hell even print it like a normal person.

Y'all ripping into people that write in cursive makes me feel bad.

 

[Picklechu]

If Chris really sent that letter to "dearest Mary", I think the cops would have pulled up to his house with another pink slip. Is a creepy letter considered tresspassing?

It can be considered harassment or harassing communications in most states, IIRC.

You're right, he learned absolutely nothing. Just about 3 months after writing these letters, he was banned from Target.
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You kidding? She probably has standing orders with her secretary to throw out all letters with "Christian Weston Chandler" on the return address, or any letters addressed to "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch", "Slaweel", or "JULAAAAYYYYY".

Definitely. A lot of people wonder whether or not she still remembers Chris. She most definitely does. Until the past year, she didn't even have her office phone number on the PVCC site because of weens. Chris is responsible for most of the web traffic related to her. She received an "apology" drawing from him, and responded with the second ban/other legal action. She's definitely aware of Chris, and if she (or someone below her) received this letter, it probably went straight into the garbage.

Except he hasn't learned. He still thinks he is entitled to whatever he wants and if it means having to cross his fingers behind his back and say "I'm sorry" he will because he thinks it will get him something. This is not speculation, this is past behavior and as much as I want Chris to mature its more likely he is repeating the pattern.

Scientifically speaking, past behavior is the best predictor of future behavior. This is why online job applications will ask you if they can contact previous employers for references.

The community college is a different story maybe but even then I'm sure if Chris enrolled (and actually paid for his classes) they wouldn't care. Most community colleges will take anybody. Some even have transition programs specifically for mentally challenged people.

I don't know about the community college level, but at the university level, if you are issued a trespass warning and you defy it, you are taken to jail.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Definitely. A lot of people wonder whether or not she still remembers Chris. She most definitely does. Until the past year, she didn't even have her office phone number on the PVCC site because of weens. Chris is responsible for most of the web traffic related to her. She received an "apology" drawing from him, and responded with the second ban/other legal action. She's definitely aware of Chris, and if she (or someone below her) received this letter, it probably went straight into the garbage.

I'm sure she's still aware of Chris, but that letter is really just the ramblings of a madman. It's four pages of him claiming that anything bad that's happened to her is the result of Chris drawing her as a witch, an act he was entirely justified in performing due to her interference in the sweetheart search, but which he is sorry for anyway but only as long as she accedes to his demands and lifts the PVCC ban.

It's totally detached from reality while being obsessively self-serving and insincere. And creepy.

I only hope that someone threw it away, because Chris doesn't come off as even remotely sane if you read the whole thing. Which I'm embarrassed to admit I did.