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I don't know if he's ever mentioned having a girlfriend after he left college (he's talked about some "lady friends" a few times, but whether they're heartsweets or just gal-pals I have no idea), but it could be that in his mind college=girlfriend and he thinks that's the place he has to be to score some china. Or it could be that he's exhausted all the possibilities at his regular haunts (church and wherever else it is he goes to in town every week) and knows that there will be a veritable smorgasbord of pussy at school. I do think he's under the impression that all college girls are sluts who go to school for no other reason than to have sex with everything that moves, so that probably has a lot to do with it too.

Or maybe he's just one of those sleazeballs who likes the idea of scoring with young girls in lieu of mature women his own age. Kind of OT but my friends have a foster daughter who's going to be heading off to college in a year or so and the idea of some middle-aged creeper perving on her makes me want to vomit with rage.
I also think that he either has undiagnosed autism or a real problem with change in general. There was a blog entry he made about his college where he found out that his old dorm block was knocked down, and ranted on about how they were destroying memories and now he could never go back to how it was. Sounded like a slightly more coherent/less idiosyncratic Chris, tbh.

EDIT: found it!

However, I got another very nasty surprise last month in the mail--the ASU Alumni newsletter. It informed me that earlier this summer they tore down the Seminole Twin Towers. It seems the building was festooned with mold and filth and thus demed unsafe and uninhabitable. I was hurt. I spent three years there, considered it my second home--as did many generations of male students--and they tell me it's gone as an afterthought in a blurb in some cheaply-produced mass distribution? Perhaps I would have liked to have been on hand when they tore it down. Perhaps I would have liked to have been among the last crop of students to live there before it was condemned and imploded into rubble. But noooooooooooooo. Because of Boss Bonnie and that sycophantic pinhead Roger Lee, I can't even set foot on campus without being arrested.

And that's when I realized that things have changed so much that even if I went back to ASU tomorrow, free and clear, it would never be the ASU I remember. I'm turning 33 in two days. I'm balding, paunchy, weak, and sick. I'd have to compete with men ten years younger and a lot better looking for those hot random girls. I'd have to enroll in a couple of courses, find a part-time job to pay tuition and bills, figure out how to balance work, a courseload, and still put out a monthly comic. Plus now I'd have to find a new place to live, since my old room no longer existed. It's all ghosts and memories--the threadbare carpets, the dim lighting, the stench of drunks' urine and pot hanging in the halls, the barely-legal girls retching their guts out in the bathroom after downing two gallons of Hawaiian Punch and vokda in a sitting. The lounge computers with half their mouse balls missing. the carpet that sumped a ton of water during an especially bad storm when the lobby flooded and that never quite lost that fishy stench, the corner table where a thousand games of cards were played--gone. The convenience store that sold the great chicken strips, the big-screen TV where I watched cartoons every Saturday, the microwave that was so old it had a knob on it, and it was broken ,so you had to insert your student ID sideways into the little slit on the plastic stub where it fell off to turn it--gone. Ghosts. Dust and rubble.
 
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I also think that he either has undiagnosed autism or a real problem with change in general. There was a blog entry he made about his college where he found out that his old dorm block was knocked down, and ranted on about how they were destroying memories and now he could never go back to how it was. Sounded like a slightly more coherent/less idiosyncratic Chris, tbh.
I dunno about autism, but yeah, he definitely has a hard time letting go of the past. He's put his college days up on this pedestal such that anything he perceives as violating those memories is like a direct blow to his personal well-being. (Until, of course, it's time to demonize Ashleigh and the staff at the college paper for conspiring against him with THE SYSTEM to ruin his life.)

And no shit he can't go back to how it was, he's a grown man who has no business seeing the inside of a college dorm again! I fondly remember my college days, too, but he takes it to ridiculous extremes.
 
I also think that he either has undiagnosed autism or a real problem with change in general. There was a blog entry he made about his college where he found out that his old dorm block was knocked down, and ranted on about how they were destroying memories and now he could never go back to how it was. Sounded like a slightly more coherent/less idiosyncratic Chris, tbh.

Autism makes sense. Hates change, won't change his lifestyle even though things don't get better. But, really, autism or not, his biggest problem is that he has no level of introspection whatsoever.
 
Mixed Sweets, from the archive. Jonathan wrote a blog entry about the Virginia Tech shootings. It's...quite something.

The most telling quote is this one:

JMS said:
My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.

Also, he ends with a sales pitch for his Sonichu comic.

4/25/07: Yes, Virginia, There is a Sanity Clause
Last week a terrible event sent shock waves rolling through a nation. On Apr 16, Seung-Hui Cho, a severely disturbed So. Korean student, strode into a girls' dorm at Virgina Technical Institute in Blacksburg VA and murdered a young man and woman. An hour later at a building across the campus, he expressionlessly went from room to room like a black wraith. He lined up and shot over two dozen more people, a number of which were women. Then he leveled the gun at his own face, squeezed a round off, and entered immortality.
Now without overly politicizing the incident, and trying to take a tack on it that perhaps no one else has, the first item that attracted my attention was the murder of the girl. Who was she? News reports talk about her bright smile and her easy, outgoing nature. But that's extremely surface--it really doesn't say anything about who she was. All I heard from the news was person after person saying how weird and creepy Cho was. No one said one bad word against the girl. If she was a loose or immoral girl, would we have been treated to interviews from ex-boyfriends who would attest to this? I think not. Was she and her male companion who died with her perhaps in the throes of passion when Cho entered her room, gun cocked? We don't know. We don't even know if she and Cho had a relationship, in even the loosest sense of the word. I haven't even heard anything about the dead girl in days--the last thing was that the police were checking her and Cho's phone records to see if he might have told someone about his scheme, a la a B-movie villain--which (being an old newspaperman who knows how to read between the lines) means they're trying to figure out if she and Cho were having a secret affair that ended poorly. They can't say this, of course, because, no matter what, you can't bash the girl. If she had led the guy on and then shut him down, he's still a creep, and she's the innocent victim of a bad relationship. If the tables were turned and she had shot Cho, then it would come to light what a creep and a pervert the guy was, and she'd be lauded. If she had gone on a rampage and killed thirty men, pausing only to spout the requisite crackbrained feminist slogans, she'd be a goddess.
The case, at least initially, had all the earmarks of a Sweet story: a man betrayed by an unfaithful or immoral woman seeks a violent, ugly retribution. In "Smitten With Her", his name was Ernest Mentero. In "The Second Mrs. Pecker" it was James Pecker. In "Virago" I called him Leslie Heische, and in TIRESIAS, Antonio Mitcheson. My heroes--a man who loses his lover because of a deep personal revelation and falls in the arms of a diseased strumpet, a cuckold who poisons his wife and marries her sister, and two gun-wielding stalkers. So too, was this a quintessential Sweet setting: a small town, a college campus. In Cho's diseased mind this girl deserved death. If it had stopped there, it would have been at least understandable, if no less tragic. But it took an ugly turn when he shot another thirty innocents, most of which made no mistake worse than not sleeping in that morning. I imagine he didn't even know their names, nor they his. What was Cho's connection to this girl, if any? Were they ever involved?
Then it took an even uglier turn when it came to light that between killings Cho mailed a press kit of sorts to NBC, containing a dozen or so photographs of himself, many of him aiming his weapons of choice at the camera, and a ranting, angry videotape. In it he spewed forth a garbled, furious gospel of hate against a world he felt was against him. This video manifesto has been played ad nauseum on NBC, drawing much criticism for its sensationalism of violence and the granting posthumous fame to a psychopath, to say nothing of inspiring future psychopaths. Indeed, only two days later a student in Florida was taken into custody when he was found mapping out a plot to top Cho's record. This ambitious young man's scheme would take the death toll to three digits.
I believe the free and easy pace of college breeds these angry, lost individuals like mushrooms in a dark cellar. Buffets three times a day! Free no-questions-asked sex with hot girls who randomly phone your room for the purpose of propositioning you! The promise of a career after graduation with virtually no training! No wonder a college student's perspective gets screwed up so badly! They come out of four years of an academic Neverland with nothing to show for it but a mountain of student loans, a thickened waistline, and a few nifty new prejudices.
What do we know about Cho before he arrived at V-Tech? We know he was seen as deeply troubled, even suicidal, by his parents, neighbors, and peers. He was the prototypical "quiet" type. High-school peers tell of snide comments and verbal abuse (e.g. "Go back to China"). One report tells he was in counseling for a time. I know from experience that most of these college counselors are nothing more than mind-numbed bureaucratic drones from judicial affairs who work in cubicles little bigger than a refrigerator crate, wear ugly cheap suits, probably drive ugly, cheap little cars, and don't really give a damn about you. If you actually are smart enough to outline a plan for them to help you get to the root of the problem, they don't want to go to the trouble, usually brushing you off with an "I don't think that's necessary". Trust me, there is no one who can compliment you and make you feel like crap at the same time like a j.a. dean. I think they go to special courses to learn that skill. So there's one piece of the puzzle: pushed into the shadows because of the "lock-em-up-shut-em-up-dope-em-up" mentality of our society, which puts a Band-Aid (TM) on a bleeding stump and sends you on your way, he simply marinated in his own madness, forlorn and helpless.
I maintain that people like Cho are not born; they are made. I must wonder about this guy. Did he ever enjoy a moment of happiness? Did he ever truly belong? Did he have a girlfriend, or someone he thought could be a girlfriend? Did he pursue extracurriculars? His teachers point to his extremely disturbing short stories, full of blood and violence...but I know some small-press pulps who publish that sort of thing frequently, and none of these authors ever took up a gun against their schoolmates. If he had had the proper outlet for his creativity, he might have actually been a productive and useful member of society--or maybe his blowup would have happened two, five, ten, or twenty years down the line. My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.
Folks knew what the guy was. His final tantrum against the world was years in coming. So why did no one step in and take action? Well, ostensibly college is the ultimate bastion of tolerance, accepting any sort of perversion and deviant behavior quietly, saying nothing for fear of offending someone, though ironically being the most intolerant and conformist institution outside of Stalin's gulags. You can pee in the stairwells and have sex with a goat in your room, but you can't say or print anything critical of those who do such things. If Cho had made an anti-gay comment within a hundred-yard radius of a homosexual staffer, student, or townie who might be coincidentally passing by just then, the University might have stepped in and done something about him. But he didn't, so his frustration and his lunacy quietly festered as he stalked young women, penned his creepy stories, and mumbled his way through English 101 or simply sat quietly with that blank, unsettling stare.
Here's another puzzle piece: poor communication and poor policing of entry points into campus. I have long expressed the need for better security on college campuses--stiffer checkpoints at main roads, regular patrols of side roads, screening incoming calls to dorm rooms. The Small-Minds in administration usually cry budget woes or make mumbled references to George Bush's wiretapping program and the Nazis. However, there were at least ten open ingresses to the V-Tech campus, and early on it was thought, before it was learned it was a student who did this, that an outsider had simply walked in and shot up the joint. The security at Arkansas State is no better. What's to stop a disgruntled ex-student or disturbed townie from simply walking in and writing his own bloody sequel to the Virginia slaughter? I should note I myself was banned from campus in 1999 after my dispute with my former bosses escalated, and I was threatened with arrest if I ever set foot on campus--of course, I am not the violent type; I'm more of the "lampoon my enemies mercilessly in print" school of retribution.
Which reminds me: the first installment of "SweetTart" hits webstands this Friday, and part 2 is scheduled for May 25. This is the one based on my experiences in the newsroom, and it's a lot of fun to draw for me. Basically the worse someone hurt me, the uglier they are as they come out of my pen...so on one hand you have the heroine, who looks pretty cute--and on the other, you have the copy editor who looks like a jug-eared version of The Joker, and the faculty advisor looking like Jabba the Hutt f--ed Mimi Bobeck from THE DREW CAREY SHOW. I've still got another half a dozen pages to finish, so adios for this week.
Posted by Fekul_the_Baby 04/25/2007 10:52AM PDT
 
lol @ "sumptuous meals" at college. I attended, shall we say, more colleges than the average person. Only one had cafeteria food I would consider good (well, great for cafeteria food, but by all other normal standards, merely good), the rest ranged from passable to awful.
 
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Holy shit, the first thing his mind goes to when looking at a murder victim who was female is "Did she deserve it?". Not even out of some kind of misguided sympathy for the killer, but simply because he loathes those dang dirty college harlots as much as he wants to bone them. Good god. Its one thing for someone like Chris to pull this kind of shit regarding the deaths of living, breathing people because you think "Well, Chris is well past sanity or social decorum, he can't really help it." But this shit coming from a cognisant adult, however stupid, is just mind boggling. What a fartknocker.

Also,
My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.
Uh, okay. Speak for yourself Jon.
 
It's so weird to see him rhapsodize about Arkansas State as this idyllic grove of perfection. The college I went to happens to show up in movies every now and then, and they always make it look gorgeous and fancy and full of beautiful people. I remember the bad food and crowded libraries that smelled like farts and hungover students in sweatpants dozing off in big lecture halls just as much as I remember the historic campus and the crisp fall weather.
 
Mixed Sweets, from the archive. Jonathan wrote a blog entry about the Virginia Tech shootings. It's...quite something.

The most telling quote is this one:



Also, he ends with a sales pitch for his Sonichu comic.

4/25/07: Yes, Virginia, There is a Sanity Clause
Last week a terrible event sent shock waves rolling through a nation. On Apr 16, Seung-Hui Cho, a severely disturbed So. Korean student, strode into a girls' dorm at Virgina Technical Institute in Blacksburg VA and murdered a young man and woman. An hour later at a building across the campus, he expressionlessly went from room to room like a black wraith. He lined up and shot over two dozen more people, a number of which were women. Then he leveled the gun at his own face, squeezed a round off, and entered immortality.
Now without overly politicizing the incident, and trying to take a tack on it that perhaps no one else has, the first item that attracted my attention was the murder of the girl. Who was she? News reports talk about her bright smile and her easy, outgoing nature. But that's extremely surface--it really doesn't say anything about who she was. All I heard from the news was person after person saying how weird and creepy Cho was. No one said one bad word against the girl. If she was a loose or immoral girl, would we have been treated to interviews from ex-boyfriends who would attest to this? I think not. Was she and her male companion who died with her perhaps in the throes of passion when Cho entered her room, gun cocked? We don't know. We don't even know if she and Cho had a relationship, in even the loosest sense of the word. I haven't even heard anything about the dead girl in days--the last thing was that the police were checking her and Cho's phone records to see if he might have told someone about his scheme, a la a B-movie villain--which (being an old newspaperman who knows how to read between the lines) means they're trying to figure out if she and Cho were having a secret affair that ended poorly. They can't say this, of course, because, no matter what, you can't bash the girl. If she had led the guy on and then shut him down, he's still a creep, and she's the innocent victim of a bad relationship. If the tables were turned and she had shot Cho, then it would come to light what a creep and a pervert the guy was, and she'd be lauded. If she had gone on a rampage and killed thirty men, pausing only to spout the requisite crackbrained feminist slogans, she'd be a goddess.
The case, at least initially, had all the earmarks of a Sweet story: a man betrayed by an unfaithful or immoral woman seeks a violent, ugly retribution. In "Smitten With Her", his name was Ernest Mentero. In "The Second Mrs. Pecker" it was James Pecker. In "Virago" I called him Leslie Heische, and in TIRESIAS, Antonio Mitcheson. My heroes--a man who loses his lover because of a deep personal revelation and falls in the arms of a diseased strumpet, a cuckold who poisons his wife and marries her sister, and two gun-wielding stalkers. So too, was this a quintessential Sweet setting: a small town, a college campus. In Cho's diseased mind this girl deserved death. If it had stopped there, it would have been at least understandable, if no less tragic. But it took an ugly turn when he shot another thirty innocents, most of which made no mistake worse than not sleeping in that morning. I imagine he didn't even know their names, nor they his. What was Cho's connection to this girl, if any? Were they ever involved?
Then it took an even uglier turn when it came to light that between killings Cho mailed a press kit of sorts to NBC, containing a dozen or so photographs of himself, many of him aiming his weapons of choice at the camera, and a ranting, angry videotape. In it he spewed forth a garbled, furious gospel of hate against a world he felt was against him. This video manifesto has been played ad nauseum on NBC, drawing much criticism for its sensationalism of violence and the granting posthumous fame to a psychopath, to say nothing of inspiring future psychopaths. Indeed, only two days later a student in Florida was taken into custody when he was found mapping out a plot to top Cho's record. This ambitious young man's scheme would take the death toll to three digits.
I believe the free and easy pace of college breeds these angry, lost individuals like mushrooms in a dark cellar. Buffets three times a day! Free no-questions-asked sex with hot girls who randomly phone your room for the purpose of propositioning you! The promise of a career after graduation with virtually no training! No wonder a college student's perspective gets screwed up so badly! They come out of four years of an academic Neverland with nothing to show for it but a mountain of student loans, a thickened waistline, and a few nifty new prejudices.
What do we know about Cho before he arrived at V-Tech? We know he was seen as deeply troubled, even suicidal, by his parents, neighbors, and peers. He was the prototypical "quiet" type. High-school peers tell of snide comments and verbal abuse (e.g. "Go back to China"). One report tells he was in counseling for a time. I know from experience that most of these college counselors are nothing more than mind-numbed bureaucratic drones from judicial affairs who work in cubicles little bigger than a refrigerator crate, wear ugly cheap suits, probably drive ugly, cheap little cars, and don't really give a damn about you. If you actually are smart enough to outline a plan for them to help you get to the root of the problem, they don't want to go to the trouble, usually brushing you off with an "I don't think that's necessary". Trust me, there is no one who can compliment you and make you feel like crap at the same time like a j.a. dean. I think they go to special courses to learn that skill. So there's one piece of the puzzle: pushed into the shadows because of the "lock-em-up-shut-em-up-dope-em-up" mentality of our society, which puts a Band-Aid (TM) on a bleeding stump and sends you on your way, he simply marinated in his own madness, forlorn and helpless.
I maintain that people like Cho are not born; they are made. I must wonder about this guy. Did he ever enjoy a moment of happiness? Did he ever truly belong? Did he have a girlfriend, or someone he thought could be a girlfriend? Did he pursue extracurriculars? His teachers point to his extremely disturbing short stories, full of blood and violence...but I know some small-press pulps who publish that sort of thing frequently, and none of these authors ever took up a gun against their schoolmates. If he had had the proper outlet for his creativity, he might have actually been a productive and useful member of society--or maybe his blowup would have happened two, five, ten, or twenty years down the line. My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.
Folks knew what the guy was. His final tantrum against the world was years in coming. So why did no one step in and take action? Well, ostensibly college is the ultimate bastion of tolerance, accepting any sort of perversion and deviant behavior quietly, saying nothing for fear of offending someone, though ironically being the most intolerant and conformist institution outside of Stalin's gulags. You can pee in the stairwells and have sex with a goat in your room, but you can't say or print anything critical of those who do such things. If Cho had made an anti-gay comment within a hundred-yard radius of a homosexual staffer, student, or townie who might be coincidentally passing by just then, the University might have stepped in and done something about him. But he didn't, so his frustration and his lunacy quietly festered as he stalked young women, penned his creepy stories, and mumbled his way through English 101 or simply sat quietly with that blank, unsettling stare.
Here's another puzzle piece: poor communication and poor policing of entry points into campus. I have long expressed the need for better security on college campuses--stiffer checkpoints at main roads, regular patrols of side roads, screening incoming calls to dorm rooms. The Small-Minds in administration usually cry budget woes or make mumbled references to George Bush's wiretapping program and the Nazis. However, there were at least ten open ingresses to the V-Tech campus, and early on it was thought, before it was learned it was a student who did this, that an outsider had simply walked in and shot up the joint. The security at Arkansas State is no better. What's to stop a disgruntled ex-student or disturbed townie from simply walking in and writing his own bloody sequel to the Virginia slaughter? I should note I myself was banned from campus in 1999 after my dispute with my former bosses escalated, and I was threatened with arrest if I ever set foot on campus--of course, I am not the violent type; I'm more of the "lampoon my enemies mercilessly in print" school of retribution.
Which reminds me: the first installment of "SweetTart" hits webstands this Friday, and part 2 is scheduled for May 25. This is the one based on my experiences in the newsroom, and it's a lot of fun to draw for me. Basically the worse someone hurt me, the uglier they are as they come out of my pen...so on one hand you have the heroine, who looks pretty cute--and on the other, you have the copy editor who looks like a jug-eared version of The Joker, and the faculty advisor looking like Jabba the Hutt f--ed Mimi Bobeck from THE DREW CAREY SHOW. I've still got another half a dozen pages to finish, so adios for this week.
Posted by Fekul_the_Baby 04/25/2007 10:52AM PDT

Jesus Christ, Sweets, could you be any more creepy describing a school shooting like it was a fucking movie? Also, it' not very professional of a newspaperman to inject himself into a story like that. Shame on you for using a tragedy to whine about your own problems. SMH

And in regards to the short story posted earlier, while technically decent aside from some odd turns of phrase, the content of the story did not sit well with me one bit. It does a great job of showcasing his views on women, though. There's not even a Madonna/Whore complex going on here. Just Whore/Scheming Evil Harpie complex.

Gee. I wonder why women don't like him...
 
Jesus Christ, Sweets, could you be any more creepy describing a school shooting like it was a fucking movie? Also, it' not very professional of a newspaperman to inject himself into a story like that. Shame on you for using a tragedy to whine about your own problems. SMH

And in regards to the short story posted earlier, while technically decent aside from some odd turns of phrase, the content of the story did not sit well with me one bit. It does a great job of showcasing his views on women, though. There's not even a Madonna/Whore complex going on here. Just Whore/Scheming Evil Harpie complex.

Gee. I wonder why women don't like him...

I agree that the earlier story was unsettling when considering it may be more fact than fiction...

And you are also right about the views on women. Very unsettling...
 
He has no idea what the difference between fact and fiction is. This is the reason his life is so shitty. Well, that and his refusal to wash, cut his hair and beard, and look for a job.

Let's take "Ashleigh", for instance. In his "fact" based writings, she was a "rich", "upper-class" girl who looked like Alicia Silverstone, when it's easily verifiable that she lived in a tiny house in a non-fancy neighborhood and, to be blunt, looked more like Tina Yothers than any other celebrity (sorry, "Ashleigh", if you read this; you look lovely now, but your 1990s hair and makeup choices were suboptimal).

Then he says "I will have her, or I will destroy her," which is nonsense. She's apparently quite happily married, lives thousands of miles away---he's not going to "have her." Nor is he going to "destroy her"; even if he summoned up the gonads to call "Ashleigh's" husband and whine at him, imagine any possible scenario in which some dude says "What? My wife and the mother of my children had phone sex with you when she was a teen?!? This is an outrage! I'm changing the locks and filing for divorce!"
 
He has no idea what the difference between fact and fiction is. This is the reason his life is so shitty. Well, that and his refusal to wash, cut his hair and beard, and look for a job.

Let's take "Ashleigh", for instance. In his "fact" based writings, she was a "rich", "upper-class" girl who looked like Alicia Silverstone, when it's easily verifiable that she lived in a tiny house in a non-fancy neighborhood and, to be blunt, looked more like Tina Yothers than any other celebrity (sorry, "Ashleigh", if you read this; you look lovely now, but your 1990s hair and makeup choices were suboptimal).

Then he says "I will have her, or I will destroy her," which is nonsense. She's apparently quite happily married, lives thousands of miles away---he's not going to "have her." Nor is he going to "destroy her"; even if he summoned up the gonads to call "Ashleigh's" husband and whine at him, imagine any possible scenario in which some dude says "What? My wife and the mother of my children had phone sex with you when she was a teen?!? This is an outrage! I'm changing the locks and filing for divorce!"

"But first, fetch me my slippers, wench. You're dismissed when I say you're dismissed!" ;)
 
Moar mixed Sweets.

  • Did Dr Belch invent Ebola-Chan, a full seven years in advance?

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  • Sweet has a thing for anagrams, so it tickled me that Jonathan M Sweet is an anagram of "newsman, jot hate" :biggrin:
  • Finally, something very special. It's the Saturday Night Live TV ratings sketch which Sweet was accused of plagiarising. According to Sweet, the following video doesn't exist.

    Newsman Jot Hate said:
    In short, Sybil, there is no sketch. I haven't seen it, so it doesn't exist. Simple as that.

    What say ye, Koalas?
 
Honestly, his actual people drawing style isn't horrible. It could work for a comic along the lines of like newspaper comics. It's just the art of readability (including not making his panels so damn cluttered and using colors that highlight the important things) he needs to work on...
 
4/25/07: Yes, Virginia, There is a Sanity Clause
Last week a terrible event sent shock waves rolling through a nation. On Apr 16, Seung-Hui Cho, a severely disturbed So. Korean student, strode into a girls' dorm at Virgina Technical Institute in Blacksburg VA and murdered a young man and woman. An hour later at a building across the campus, he expressionlessly went from room to room like a black wraith. He lined up and shot over two dozen more people, a number of which were women. Then he leveled the gun at his own face, squeezed a round off, and entered immortality.
Now without overly politicizing the incident, and trying to take a tack on it that perhaps no one else has, the first item that attracted my attention was the murder of the girl. Who was she? News reports talk about her bright smile and her easy, outgoing nature. But that's extremely surface--it really doesn't say anything about who she was. All I heard from the news was person after person saying how weird and creepy Cho was. No one said one bad word against the girl. If she was a loose or immoral girl, would we have been treated to interviews from ex-boyfriends who would attest to this? I think not. Was she and her male companion who died with her perhaps in the throes of passion when Cho entered her room, gun cocked? We don't know. We don't even know if she and Cho had a relationship, in even the loosest sense of the word. I haven't even heard anything about the dead girl in days--the last thing was that the police were checking her and Cho's phone records to see if he might have told someone about his scheme, a la a B-movie villain--which (being an old newspaperman who knows how to read between the lines) means they're trying to figure out if she and Cho were having a secret affair that ended poorly. They can't say this, of course, because, no matter what, you can't bash the girl. If she had led the guy on and then shut him down, he's still a creep, and she's the innocent victim of a bad relationship. If the tables were turned and she had shot Cho, then it would come to light what a creep and a pervert the guy was, and she'd be lauded. If she had gone on a rampage and killed thirty men, pausing only to spout the requisite crackbrained feminist slogans, she'd be a goddess.
The case, at least initially, had all the earmarks of a Sweet story: a man betrayed by an unfaithful or immoral woman seeks a violent, ugly retribution. In "Smitten With Her", his name was Ernest Mentero. In "The Second Mrs. Pecker" it was James Pecker. In "Virago" I called him Leslie Heische, and in TIRESIAS, Antonio Mitcheson. My heroes--a man who loses his lover because of a deep personal revelation and falls in the arms of a diseased strumpet, a cuckold who poisons his wife and marries her sister, and two gun-wielding stalkers. So too, was this a quintessential Sweet setting: a small town, a college campus. In Cho's diseased mind this girl deserved death. If it had stopped there, it would have been at least understandable, if no less tragic. But it took an ugly turn when he shot another thirty innocents, most of which made no mistake worse than not sleeping in that morning. I imagine he didn't even know their names, nor they his. What was Cho's connection to this girl, if any? Were they ever involved?
Then it took an even uglier turn when it came to light that between killings Cho mailed a press kit of sorts to NBC, containing a dozen or so photographs of himself, many of him aiming his weapons of choice at the camera, and a ranting, angry videotape. In it he spewed forth a garbled, furious gospel of hate against a world he felt was against him. This video manifesto has been played ad nauseum on NBC, drawing much criticism for its sensationalism of violence and the granting posthumous fame to a psychopath, to say nothing of inspiring future psychopaths. Indeed, only two days later a student in Florida was taken into custody when he was found mapping out a plot to top Cho's record. This ambitious young man's scheme would take the death toll to three digits.
I believe the free and easy pace of college breeds these angry, lost individuals like mushrooms in a dark cellar. Buffets three times a day! Free no-questions-asked sex with hot girls who randomly phone your room for the purpose of propositioning you! The promise of a career after graduation with virtually no training! No wonder a college student's perspective gets screwed up so badly! They come out of four years of an academic Neverland with nothing to show for it but a mountain of student loans, a thickened waistline, and a few nifty new prejudices.
What do we know about Cho before he arrived at V-Tech? We know he was seen as deeply troubled, even suicidal, by his parents, neighbors, and peers. He was the prototypical "quiet" type. High-school peers tell of snide comments and verbal abuse (e.g. "Go back to China"). One report tells he was in counseling for a time. I know from experience that most of these college counselors are nothing more than mind-numbed bureaucratic drones from judicial affairs who work in cubicles little bigger than a refrigerator crate, wear ugly cheap suits, probably drive ugly, cheap little cars, and don't really give a damn about you. If you actually are smart enough to outline a plan for them to help you get to the root of the problem, they don't want to go to the trouble, usually brushing you off with an "I don't think that's necessary". Trust me, there is no one who can compliment you and make you feel like crap at the same time like a j.a. dean. I think they go to special courses to learn that skill. So there's one piece of the puzzle: pushed into the shadows because of the "lock-em-up-shut-em-up-dope-em-up" mentality of our society, which puts a Band-Aid (TM) on a bleeding stump and sends you on your way, he simply marinated in his own madness, forlorn and helpless.
I maintain that people like Cho are not born; they are made. I must wonder about this guy. Did he ever enjoy a moment of happiness? Did he ever truly belong? Did he have a girlfriend, or someone he thought could be a girlfriend? Did he pursue extracurriculars? His teachers point to his extremely disturbing short stories, full of blood and violence...but I know some small-press pulps who publish that sort of thing frequently, and none of these authors ever took up a gun against their schoolmates. If he had had the proper outlet for his creativity, he might have actually been a productive and useful member of society--or maybe his blowup would have happened two, five, ten, or twenty years down the line. My mind returns to my first theory: some sort of loss as the impetus. After three years perhaps the bloom was off the rose for Cho. Maybe his perfect job dried up, his perfect ten girl left him, and those sumptuous meals were making him fat and gassy. The future after college looked bleak. So all that was left for this fartknocker was to go out in a mad blaze of glory less than six weeks before graduation.
Folks knew what the guy was. His final tantrum against the world was years in coming. So why did no one step in and take action? Well, ostensibly college is the ultimate bastion of tolerance, accepting any sort of perversion and deviant behavior quietly, saying nothing for fear of offending someone, though ironically being the most intolerant and conformist institution outside of Stalin's gulags. You can pee in the stairwells and have sex with a goat in your room, but you can't say or print anything critical of those who do such things. If Cho had made an anti-gay comment within a hundred-yard radius of a homosexual staffer, student, or townie who might be coincidentally passing by just then, the University might have stepped in and done something about him. But he didn't, so his frustration and his lunacy quietly festered as he stalked young women, penned his creepy stories, and mumbled his way through English 101 or simply sat quietly with that blank, unsettling stare.
Here's another puzzle piece: poor communication and poor policing of entry points into campus. I have long expressed the need for better security on college campuses--stiffer checkpoints at main roads, regular patrols of side roads, screening incoming calls to dorm rooms. The Small-Minds in administration usually cry budget woes or make mumbled references to George Bush's wiretapping program and the Nazis. However, there were at least ten open ingresses to the V-Tech campus, and early on it was thought, before it was learned it was a student who did this, that an outsider had simply walked in and shot up the joint. The security at Arkansas State is no better. What's to stop a disgruntled ex-student or disturbed townie from simply walking in and writing his own bloody sequel to the Virginia slaughter? I should note I myself was banned from campus in 1999 after my dispute with my former bosses escalated, and I was threatened with arrest if I ever set foot on campus--of course, I am not the violent type; I'm more of the "lampoon my enemies mercilessly in print" school of retribution.
Which reminds me: the first installment of "SweetTart" hits webstands this Friday, and part 2 is scheduled for May 25. This is the one based on my experiences in the newsroom, and it's a lot of fun to draw for me. Basically the worse someone hurt me, the uglier they are as they come out of my pen...so on one hand you have the heroine, who looks pretty cute--and on the other, you have the copy editor who looks like a jug-eared version of The Joker, and the faculty advisor looking like Jabba the Hutt f--ed Mimi Bobeck from THE DREW CAREY SHOW. I've still got another half a dozen pages to finish, so adios for this week.
Posted by Fekul_the_Baby 04/25/2007 10:52AM PDT

Oooooooooooooooooh - I so want to hurt this neck-beard POS, now. Way to downplay the deaths of innocent people, assclown.
 
A flurry of activity over at AJM: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/posts/recent?page=1

Some of the veteran AJMers are standing by their boy Belch - and I respect that. He's posted there for 8 years and seems to have deep roots. I'm glad he's got a place where he has friends. No-one should be lonely.

I'm also glad to see Trollis and Treenbeen pointing out the fact that this thread died twice, only for Dr Belch, Reanimator to turn up and revive it.

You may also be interested to know that Mr Sweet was involved in the community which followed the life of Christian Weston Chandler, back in 2011. He even drew an unflattering expy of Chandler in one of his comics, and sent a copy to Chandler's house.

You'll also find an angry post where Sweet tells us to be grateful he's not really angry at us, because then he would put our heads on pikes, or burn us to death in a warehouse, and it would be very easy for him.

Bear in mind that Sweet Bro doesn't know any of our names or addresses, but frequently doxxes himself. You will thus forgive me if I laugh at him for these threats.

Finally - Trebeen and all you AJMers - this board is about far more than following odd people. After you make a small number of posts (10?) you cab access our Off Topic board, where we have friendly, spirited discussions of board games, video games, music, literature, anime, tv, films and more.

Even some of our "lolcow" threads are just us sharing amusing pictures:

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/laughable-wikihow-guides.4356/

Do come and talk to us if you like!
 
Kim said:
Nobody is perfect, but I stand up for friends. I don't turn on them and then join up the very people who are causing the problem for Dr. Belch.
Looks like someone's mad at you, @Treenbeen ! I also really like how we're "causing problems" for Belchy when all we're doing is sitting here in our ballpit mocking him. Nobody's making you come here and read it, champ.
 
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