Lovequest Leaked Catie Texts

[Marvin]

In what way? She contacted him through an online dating site. Then she traveled to meet and hang out with him, then talked to him.
Anti-troll measures for Chris would consist of never turning on the computer, answering the phone, or going out in public. Can anybody do that?

Oh, confirming a girl via an IRL meeting isn't Chris' fault. Chris fucked up in that he continued to use the okcupid account after it got leaked here. Chris wouldn't have done that in 2013.

 

[blackie toy]

So with that being said, where's my Sweetheart that I'm Entitled to?

Unsurprisingly enough, she went to her left.

 

[TaterBot]

Oh, confirming a girl via an IRL meeting isn't Chris' fault. Chris fucked up in that he continued to use the okcupid account after it got leaked here. Chris wouldn't have done that in 2013.

ok,I see your point. But everything Chris does gets leaked here. He went shopping for laundry detergent in Target and it got leaked here. He needs to quit his shit.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

We've all known that Chris has entitlement issues, but it's still nice to hear him (almost) admit it.

 

[4Macie]

Skyraider said it was official for a time, I'm asking why she agreed to it.

I think it was one of those things where she said "let's try it out" and someone said Chris wanted to do an open relationship because Chris wasn't a girl yet or something and didn't like his dick and then when he freaked out over Colin or whomever, Catie said that it was over (relationship wise) and thought they should just be friends and try it out that way and get to know each other before they try a relationship again.

But that's just how I interpreted it all.

 

[just some jerk]

I think it was one of those things where she said "let's try it out" and someone said Chris wanted to do an open relationship because Chris wasn't a girl yet or something and didn't like his dick and then when he freaked out over Colin or whomever, Catie said that it was over (relationship wise) and thought they should just be friends and try it out that way and get to know each other before they try a relationship again.

But that's just how I interpreted it all.

Will we ever get details of that meeting?

 

[GS 281]

What an entitled prick. I see what the inner circle meant now when they said Catherine was very accommodating and Chris did nothing but try to guilt trip her.

Never once in any of those texts did he consider how she felt. It was all about him.

Entitled is a synonym for bent now?

Sorry I had to.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

There's something really sad to me about the fact that Chris seems to be aware of his mental state declining, even though he blames it on age (at 32!) instead of on a systematic retreat from society. The real bad craziness there is that he seems to believe the only socialization option he has is wuv, twoo wuv!, when there's actually a lot he could do for himself that doesn't involve being in a relationship at all. Getting hobbies that involve leaving the house, finding social groups, maybe even (gasp!) taking advantage of charitable activities for the disabled... just having any kind of social exposure gets Chris notably more lucid and happier, but he's decided that a girlfriend-as-Barb-replacement is the only option, so he's hamstrung himself. No wonder he seems to only be able to communicate in cartoon analogies these days.

Also, is it just me, or his referring to girlfriends or assumed-girlfriends as "(Name)-Heart" creepy as shit?

Chris met The Wallflower at a "Young Adult Social Group" at his old Church. It's really a shame that this didn't work out: a group like is an almost perfect social setting for Chris and somewhere he could actually make a friend or two.

If Chris hadn't been so impatient to rush right past the friend part of his relationship with The Wallflower to get to "heartsweet" he may still have her as a friend.

Maybe it's just me, but there seems to be a sort of underlying malice [in his texts] that wasn't there before. Barb's influence, I'm sure. Or I'm reading too much into it, which is far more likely.

Chris doesn't want friends. In the Chris-centric universe he inhabits the only place for other people is as servants. Other people exist to to praise Chris and give him whatever he wants, and he gets angry whenever they aren't doing that. He really does see them as lesser beings, or even objects, existing only to appease his whims.

 

[Uzumaki]

The people claiming that the fact the girl was a fake girlfriend means Chris's awful behavior towards her somehow doesn't count are forgetting one important piece of information: if you die in the matrix, you die in real life.

 

[A-№1]

near seven incher damn cock

I am better than Chris because…

(Eleven pages in and I can't believe nobody's made this joke already.)

At some point I'd love to see the Westons learn the truth that their connection to royalty is defined only by individuals who acted as wardens of property and members of the Tudor high council. Weston's relation to Anne Boelyn extends only to the point where he was accused of fucking her along with a interesting collection of others, including her full brother, and were happily dispatched at the Tower of London the day before Anne herself lost her head over Henry. The Westons were knights of the shire (Richard - the father) and of the bath (Francis -- son and alleged fucker of royalty) , a status granted by a monarch mostly to gentry who do them a solid, and while there are many royals who are also knights, in general knights are NOT royalty. Hung out with royalty, lived on property given to them by royalty, pals with royalty, maybe fucked some royalty and definitely WERE fucked by royalty? Absolutely. But sorry, Westons of VA ... you basically remain "common" yourselves ...

Not to mention that "royalty" itself only ever means one's ancestors were a bigger bunch of inbred chinless self centered assholes willing to run down anyone in their way for what they wanted.

Come to think of it, I begin to see the resemblance…

But seriously, whatever the credulous think it means elsewhere, in the U.S. "royalty" doesn't mean a damn thing.

They were in an official romantic relationship for a time.

Seriously? I have to wonder shudder to ask what qualified it as such?

However, what are the odds that a true girlfriend would act like "Catie" did?

Irrelevant, because "Catie", true or false, was long past being a girlfriend to Chris, just a friend friend. Chris' objectives and delusions of forcing a friend friend, true or false, into being a girlfriend reflect only on Chris.

Unless she's the daughter of Meryl Streep and Donnie Brasco, the fact that she was lying to Chris and working to avoid getting too close would naturally make her behave differently to a real girlfriend.

Heh. Again, not a girlfriend. No offense to the women on the forums, but "Catie's" lying to Chris and working to avoid getting too close to him was exactly how many women do, in fact, behave when dealing with clueless aggressive would-be boyfriends that they are increasingly certain they don't want to even be friends with. Especially when they've only known each other for a matter of just a few months. Now maybe I'm old and things are done differently, and faster, these days, and I freely admit I have less than no experience with dating sites like OK Cupid and how people progress from there, but I have to assume that things don't work all that differently now from what I've seen before.

You can't engineer elaborate webs of lies and then claim the results you obtain are representative of any kind of reality. There's too much of an observer effect for that. The Heisensperg Uncertainty Principle, if you will.

Perhaps, but I have to think that had "Catie" been bona fide, and therefore innocently naïve of the rabbit hole she was getting herself into, things would only have been much worse.

Now when do we get to put Chris in a box with some isotopes?

I thought Chris said he hated his duck. Why would he be bragging about it? Just in case?

Chris hates his duck, but not so much that he won't try to use it when china is on the line.

I thought Chris was proud of being American. In America, we don't give special privileges or rewards to royalty.

Beat me to it.

"It's Chris (and Barb's) responsibility to avoid being trolled". You aren't allowed to make an okCupid account, Chris. And don't even think about trying to sell a car!

If you're going to go into the woods, it's not the bears' responsibility to make sure your food is tied up between two trees so it doesn't attract bears. Now that's not saying you should stay out of the woods entirely, just that you should exercise a little responsible forethought while there, especially if you already know the woods are full of hungry smarter than the average bears.

 

[GS 281]

New favorite quote of the Christorial renaissance:

and

It's stuff like this that makes me remember why I first became so fascinated by him (her?).

Following this in a logical form, he isn't being contradictory. He didn't say he didn't say he was entitled to be in a relationship with SOME woman, he is entitled to be in a relationship with a woman like her. Therefore, he feels he is entitled to be in relationships with trolls. This is one love that will never go unrequited Christian.

 

[OtterParty]

A reminder for all the upstanding moral citizens who wish to stone Skyraider et al for this heinous crime of producing content that didn't involve trashdiving for a change: Take it over here

 

[nownownow]

near seven incher damn cock
i am of royalty in the weston bloodline

were particular highlights for me.

 

[blackie toy]

But seriously, whatever the credulous think it means elsewhere, in the U.S. "royalty" doesn't mean a damn thing.

And if you want to be psychotic, you can claim that titles of nobility are grounds for losing your citizenship.

And that a gold-fringed American flag is a flag of war and makes a court that flies one an admiralty court.

 

[snowflake3114]

Never have I ever felt sad, disgusted, annoyed, laughed my ass off, and felt sad again... before reading all of those texts.

Clearly, Chris is a fucking wizard.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He's royalty in the Weston family don't you know?

 

[MY 405]

And if you want to be psychotic, you can claim that titles of nobility are grounds for losing your citizenship.

And that a gold-fringed American flag is a flag of war and makes a court that flies one an admiralty court.

Beat me to it, well done. People here are smart. And this one too, bravo.

 

[Mincemeat Magic]

"And my mother is Not going to be around forever"

I'm actually quite surprised he realizes this, maybe I don't give this guy enough credit.

"You can't rationalize or disillusion yourself like Daffy Duck did."

I love the idea that Chris thinks Daffy Duck is an asshole, making him sound like some sort of historically evil figure. That just fits perfectly with his bizarre Roger-Rabbit-esque view of the universe.

 

[A-№1]

And if you want to be psychotic, you can claim that titles of nobility are grounds for losing your citizenship.

And that a gold-fringed American flag is a flag of war and makes a court that flies one an admiralty court.

Spoiler: Off-topic

That proposed amendment wasn't ever ratified. I think it's still possible to take it to the states for ratification, but honestly we have bigger fish to fry. And besides, the thing about titles of nobility is they are only something people you have little control over insist on calling you (including your parents if it's something you are saddled with at birth). It wouldn't be just to strip someone of their U.S. citizenship simply because some fools overseas insist on calling them "lord high muck" or whatever. Any sensible person simply ignores those people and gets on with life.

Titles of nobility are something people only take upon themselves if they are pretentious fucks like Chris. Of course this is the Emperor of the North Pole saying this, so make of that what you will.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Chris had a dream where Death told him when his father was going to die. Fair enough, Death trolled him, but it's reasonable to conclude that Chris understands the Lying Grim Reaper will one day be back for Barb...