🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[The Cunning Condor]

I remember following this dude on DA because I thought his art was good from a "2000's just binged watched foamy the squirrel / invader zim" style. My god does this man drone on and on in the DA forums. I'm convinced he's literally the only person who uses the forums. Another thing was the time he yelled on some music server about a guy who wanted to be an exhibitionist on a steam game he was playing and got kicked out of the server somehow. He really can't keep his dick in his pants.

10/10

Oh God it's you. I forgot all about you. Questions:

First, did you just sit around waiting for your thread to get bumped just so you could make your "triumphant" return? For someone who despises "art whores," you sure have no problem with attention whoring.

Second, how do you grow taller when you're older than eighteen? Pretty sure growth stops much earlier.

Third, why do you hate erotic art so much again?

EDIT: Wow, my last post in this thread was in 2015. I hope to God my art has improved since then.

I was notified by someone i can only imagine was in on the discord thingy. *shrug*

What's funny is he talks to us like he expects us to be still pals. Like Good ol' buddies from back in the day.

Well I had a decent time. :<
Anywho im on mobile atm so forgive my retarded triple post. Imma be busy for most of today but again, i'd be happy to answer your questions throughout the day best i can. > <

@The Cunning Condor I’m sorry, who the fuck are you again? And nice job necroing your thread.

Im an angry fag, I believe. Idk
(Who is incapable of grouping his replies on his own :<)

 

[Randall Fragg]

@The Cunning Condor I’m sorry, who the fuck are you again? And nice job necroing your thread.

 

[Naniyo Dambiz]

I think Condor knows he's a piece of shit at this point and anymore talk about this loser would just be feeding into his ego and his so-called "movement" more than anything else. Sorry for bringing back this thread, everyone. Just wanted to say that he hasn't changed at all and be wary of him. He pretty much thrives off of negativity and needless drama now. So maybe we should keep this thread dead. But that's just me. And Condor... I know I said a lot of shit about you, because to be honest, you were being very dishonest and disrespectful, but you know what, hopefully you do get better as time goes on. And hopefully you can look back at this and say "shit... I was a douche bag" May not ever happen but one can only hope.

 

[Meowthkip]

Well I had a decent time. :<

Did anybody else?

Because you've always struck me as being That Guy in any group setting.

 

[Naniyo Dambiz]

Again, he thrives off of taking the piss from people. Just let him think what he wants.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Heh, you know that if you had just stayed away your thread would have died in like a day or two right? Now it’s bringing back all the old times we had here.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Did anybody else?

Because you've always struck me as being That Guy in any group setting.

Pretty much.

Again, he thrives off of taking the piss from people. Just let him think what he wants.

Kiwifarms in a nutshell, buddy.

Heh, you know that if you had just stayed away your thread would have died in like a day or two right? Now it’s bringing back all the old times we had here.

ey, I ain't comlainin. :l

I think Condor knows he's a piece of shit at this point and anymore talk about this loser would just be feeding into his ego and his so-called "movement" more than anything else. Sorry for bringing back this thread, everyone. Just wanted to say that he hasn't changed at all and be wary of him. He pretty much thrives off of negativity and needless drama now. So maybe we should keep this thread dead. But that's just me. And Condor... I know I said a lot of shit about you, because to be honest, you were being very dishonest and disrespectful, but you know what, hopefully you do get better as time goes on. And hopefully you can look back at this and say "shit... I was a douche bag" May not ever happen but one can only hope.

I am completely aware that I'm a stubborn ass, but I do stand by my opinions anyhow. :/
As for negativity, I used to avoid it but now I'm mOlDeD bY iT or whatever an edgy dude would say. i dunno.
I do appreciate the optimism from you though. But in this particular scenario, you brought my thread back cuz I said prostitutes are gross in some random discord. So... SOMETHING good came of that.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

cuz I said prostitutes are gross in some random discord.

That reminds me. Are you an incel, or do you just think girls are icky?

 

[The Cunning Condor]

That reminds me. Are you an incel, or do you just think girls are icky?

I think everyone's icky.

Nah but for real, I just personally feel society is wayyy too obsessed with sex. It's fine if you disagree. That's just how I see things. *shrug*

My campus DID have an incel dude tho. He threatened to shoot the place up. So that was a day off for everyone. -_-

 

[SpessCaptain]

I think everyone's icky.

virgin detected.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

virgin detected.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I think everyone's icky.

Nah but for real, I just personally feel society is wayyy too obsessed with sex. It's fine if you disagree. That's just how I see things. *shrug*

No, you have a point. But I think the point of contention is how much you flip out on other people about it. Also, a blast from the past had me thinking:

Spoiler: This (Not) porn

Spoiler: This. (Not) PORN...

Spoiler: THIS. (NOT) PORN...!

Oh, how I hate the sight of this (not) porn!!

So, he's a wannabe Loveshy as well?

He's Dobby's shittier Loveshy twin.

It seems this guy has issues with women, so basically a loveshy.

Really activates those almonds.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

No, you have a point. But I think the point of contention is how much you flip out on other people about it. Also, a blast from the past had me thinking:

Really activates those almonds.

Oh, yeah, my dumb web comic. During my first year of college, I had a few comic strip ideas but as you can tell they were pretty much a one joke thing. I've since tossed most of them. Obviously they had nowhere to go and I caught on to that early on, thankfully.

 

[Heckler1]

And yet another cow who would have been forgotten if they didn't come on here for more attention. Also no matter how much he says he finds sex icky and that he isn't an incel, his history of chimp-outs make me believe otherwise.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, yeah, my dumb web comic. During my first year of college, I had a few comic strip ideas but as you can tell they were pretty much a one joke thing. I've since tossed most of them. Obviously they had nowhere to go and I caught on to that early on, thankfully.

So now you do. . .whatever this is?

 

[The Cunning Condor]

And yet another cow who would have been forgotten if they didn't come on here for more attention. Also no matter how much he says he finds sex icky and that he isn't an incel, his history of chimp-outs make me believe otherwise.

"Chimp-outs"? That's a new term.
._. ?

Anywho, I just participate on here cuz I enjoyed it last time. I figured why not for old times sake, yknow? Also I think the term "incel" (correct me if I'm wrong) refers to someone who feels entitled to have sex with any woman. I can assure ya I ain't entitled to nothin. Except perhaps my noisy opinions.

So now you do. . .whatever this is?
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Ugh yeah. Some folks wanted me to do that dumb ol Art vs Artist thing. I don't like those but I decided to shut em up and try it. Didn't like it. Likely to delete that mess eventually.

 

[Heckler1]

"Chimp-outs"? That's a new term.
._. ?

Anywho, I just participate on here cuz I enjoyed it last time. I figured why not for old times sake, yknow? Also I think the term "incel" (correct me if I'm wrong) refers to someone who feels entitled to have sex with any woman. I can assure ya I ain't entitled to nothin. Except perhaps my noisy opinions.
.

An incel is an involuntary celibate. That usually just means the person is ugly on the inside and that no one will ever have sex with them. You know, like people who shriek about how they are better than other people because they don't draw porn.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Ugh yeah. Some folks wanted me to do that dumb ol Art vs Artist thing. I don't like those but I decided to shut em up and try it. Didn't like it. Likely to delete that mess eventually.

I mean, it's not bad. I kinda like the little stretch-&-squish thing you got going on. But. . .what are you actually doing in terms of your art? Where do you want to go with it?

 

[The Cunning Condor]

I mean, it's not bad. I kinda like the little stretch-&-squish thing you got going on. But. . .what are you actually doing in terms of your art? Where do you want to go with it?

Well since I was last on here, I've moved to California (AKA the worst state in the country) to study Animation. I'm actually currently enrolled in my last semester before earning my degree so that's neato. As to "where I want to go with it" I really don't know quite yet. Right now I'm still in the learning realm n suchlike. I can safely say I don't have the cliche "dream" of having a "hit TV show" or any silly crap like that.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Well since I was last on here, I've moved to California (AKA the worst state in the country) to study Animation. I'm actually currently enrolled in my last semester before earning my degree so that's neato. As to "where I want to go with it" I really don't know quite yet. Right now I'm still in the learning realm n suchlike.

Okay, cool. So what are you doing in terms of employment?