Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Alright guys we have another one but this time instead of an another crappy redesign it is instead crappy comic http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/comic
And then there was no heir. The pope, hearing about the marriage, excommunicated the entire country, leaving the peasantry to riot as their eternal reward is forcibly wrenched from their hands. After the two queens died, the kingdom was destroyed by multiple succession wars waged by greedy nobles, each of whom had the barest of claims to the throne. The neighboring mad king seized the opportunity to take over the land, and soon added another group of peasants to his repressive rule.

Also, they smell like shit and this marriage is incestuous anyway, as is anything regarding the royal family.
 
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And then there was no heir. The pope, hearing about the marriage, excommunicated the entire country, leaving the peasantry to riot as their eternal reward is forcibly wrenched from their hands. After the two queens died, the kingdom was destroyed by multiple succession wars waged by greedy nobles, each of whom had the barest of claims to the throne. The neighboring mad king seized the opportunity to take over the land, and soon added another group of peasants to his repressive rule.

Also, this marriage is incestuous anyway, as is anything regarding the royal family.

Holy shit man that was dark

I love it
 
A lot of the armor they tout as practical actually looks more like parade armor than anything else, with them being really ornate and detail-oriented with sashes and capes and belts and all sorts of other fancy additions. From what I know, parade armor has a rep for being pretty heavy and should never see battle because of how unwieldy it is, so ironically a lot of these outfits they tout as practical are just as impractical as a chainmail bikini.
And yet, some spergs would probably rely on saying "it's more protective looking" or say it's not as ridiculous as bikini armor while both could be in a setting that makes it all moot because of magic or plot armor. Honestly, if someone may as well do snark on armor in its looks, it'd be nice to see a knight roll their eyes at both the boob plate and the parade looking armor that claims to be more protective.
 
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You know with all the criticism towards female charcaters being sexualized form BARD and they ilk,it always amazing how they never complain about males characters who have the same "problem"

Like take soul calibur 6 for instance,these people complained endlessly about how the game sexualizes and objectifies women with the whole armor breaks system and how they are all silm and attractive yet at the same time they completely ignore the males.most of the males characters in that game are shown to be buff or slim and most of them are handsome(expect for certain characters) hell Mitsurugi is probably the most sexualized character in the game right next to Ivy but do you here them complaining no of course not because hey it only matters when it females for some reason
 
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You know with all the criticism towards female charcaters being sexualized form BARD and they ilk,it always amazing how they never complain about males characters who have the same "problem"

Like take soul calibur 6 for instance,these people complained endlessly about how the game sexualizes and objectifies women with the whole armor breaks system and how they are all silm and attractive yet at the same time they completely ignore the males.most of the males characters in that game are shown to be buff or slim and most of them are handsome(expect for certain characters) hell Mitsurugi is probably the most sexualized character in the game right next to Ivy but do you here them complaining no of course not because hey it only matters when it females for some reason
It's almost like they've been consistently hypocritical when it comes to beefcake because it makes her vagina all tingly.
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A lot of the armor they tout as practical actually looks more like parade armor than anything else, with them being really ornate and detail-oriented with sashes and capes and belts and all sorts of other fancy additions. From what I know, parade armor has a rep for being pretty heavy and should never see battle because of how unwieldy it is, so ironically a lot of these outfits they tout as practical are just as impractical as a chainmail bikini.
That, and I think at this point chainmail bikinis and superhero onsies are a lot like air ducts in action films or fingerprints in mysteries: they are unrealistic, everyone over 10 knows that they're unrealistic, and every once in a while treating these things with realism leads to a funny joke or a clever subversion, but at the end of the day normal people don't give a fuck about fiction being 100% realistic so long as it's well made and engaging - and they quickly grow tired of people elbowing themselves into their favorite pieces of fiction to go "WELL ASSCHTUALLY" for every instance it shows up.

And, after scrolling through those "positive" examples a second time, I'm struck by how... unspecial these redesigns are under all the bling and extra trappings. Some of them are nice designs on their own perhaps, but when looking at them all at once they just blend together. I keep seeing the same exact basic designs: every shirt's a turtleneck or buttoned up to the collarbone, poofy or baggy pants, if there's a skirt or a dress it's gotta be a big ass one that looks like it's held in that shape by a skirt cage, if they have a cup size bigger than a B they have to sag to the point that they look almost like a deformity, skinny & muscular doesn't exist; they all check off at least one of those boxes, to the point that you could probably make a counter-BINGO to their stupid bingo card and get a blackout 8 out of 10 times.

It just strikes me that BABD doesn't want interesting female characters or designs, they want boring designs. Hell, that Apex Legends game they keep praising is a great example: that is a nothing design. That is the oatmeal of character design. That is the design someone comes up with as the base stand-in for a character creation menu with the expectation the player will put together something more interesting. That is the design you give to a NPC so that they don't upstage the player character. And that's not exclusive to just Bangcock or whatever, that pretty much goes for every character I've seen in this game has that same blandness problem; only exception being the Mirage guy who I mostly remember because his suit has a bright yellow quilt pattern.

What's worse is that BABD, the bitter insecure harpies that they are, are so entrenched in this restrictive view of what they think female characters should look like, that their claims that they just want more "variety" are not only flimsy, but they end up needing to apply it to everything regardless of context. Game comes out that has female characters with a wide variety of body types and skimpy and conservative costume options? Single out the one or two chicks for being too sexy for their tastes. Game gives you the option for any character to wear any costume? Bitch about the designers including the chainmail bikinis at all because "muh sexism" or occasionally "muh homophobia." A clearly not serious holiday/seasonal skin for an FPS where all weapons and items are non-weapons or toys? Gotta bitch about the lack of realism of including a skin where a female character has a V-neck or whatever. It's especially frustrating with fantasy/video games, since character design tends to include a wide variety of influences - music, dance, mythology, pop culture, etc. - that tend to give characters a wide variety of visual shorthand to draw from, so limiting things to just what's combat-practical means a ton of these works would lose their flavor.

And they can brush off the criticisms as "boner culture" or whatever buzzword they're trying to push now, but there's no denying that a lot of this stems from having never gotten over the sour grapes of being a late bloomer/less generously endowed than their peers in high school, what with noteworthy comments like this (emphasis mine):
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It paints a really clear picture of BABD's "dream" fiction: Men can have whatever colorfully flamboyant, impractical outfits they want and a generous amount suspension of disbelief is acceptable, but the women have to adhere to a strict set of regulations or else they aren't "serious" or worthy of respect. And I can think of a few other ideologies that fall into that kind of thinking.
 
Not sure if the result works, but here's a sample and the generator I used.

Dull colors, Baggy pants, High collars, No cleavage, Clunky shoes, Flat chests, Ignores series context, "Muh realism!", Big buff bodies, Same "Variety", Fat, Ugly faces, Hats that hide faces, Exactly like the male, No ornamentation, Caters to drab prudes, Redesigned by jealousy, Slut-shaming, Slutty male version, Fujoshi gaze, Self-insertion, Overdressed for climate, Actually limits mobility, No breast support

Free space: You're just pervs!
 
So we have three article today, first two are armor bingos on tekken http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/tekken-7 http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/anna-williams

And the next one is bitching about the optional outfits of tekken as well

Honestly im just glad the dev's wont listen to these people and yeah I get that some them aren't new but I feel like they are worth mentioning altogether
 
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So we have three article today, first two are armor bingos on tekken http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/tekken-7 http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/anna-williams

And the next one is bitching about the optional outfits of tekken as well

Honestly im just glad the dev's wont listen to these people and yeah I get that some them aren't new but I feel like they are worth mentioning altogether
Sounds like it is. It's probably not obvious to them because they don't remember how to laugh.
 
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I dont get it, we just have to look into our histroy to see how female battle armor looked like, there have to be plenty of examples since female(and trans) warriors were such a giant part of every historic army.
 
Care to explain the trans warrior part because I cant remember any records or stories of trans warrior in any historical battles
Thats because History is written by white cis males!
No, lets get real, Female Battle armor was never realy a thing, the Female Body is to weak to fight in Armor. you can find some cases, but those were for ceremonial occasions and for Leaders. those skythian horse archers they come up with as example werent realy armored and depending on the season could have been half naked.
Females in battle werent common at all---
 
Great, BARD is going after my hero academia and in there usualy fashion acting like condescending asses, brushing off the reason for there designs(proven they don't know jack shit about character design) and acting like the abitors of what makes a good female character design also its a two in one with a armor bingo shortly after http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/tagged/My-Hero-Academia
 
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I have never gotten why people flipped the fuck out over Momo's hero costume. It looks like a semi-skimpy bathing suit at most, and even then I see girls her age irl wearing way worse stuff to the beach. It's just such a ridiculous non-issue to get mad at.
 
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