Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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If only we had canidate John Flynt up there to tell us about couruption in American politics.

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Norvic said:
BriBri and Frank on the Young Jurks again. Seems like they've gone a bit down hill since last time, it's just one guy and seems like it's recorded in a shopping mall or something based on the background noise.

There's another incredible story from Wu's fake "Investigative Journalist" career. Also, they talk about Dr. Dar and I'm pretty certain (though I'm not fucking listening to it again to make sure) she says he has "a lot of growing up to do." My irony meter exploded.

Bonus @W person cow in the comments, still caping for the dickless wonder even after he never got paid. Yo, Warren... care to explain why you'd want anything to do with Wu when Mohammad Dar is fronting for the same shit, only he actually means it and has a record of service to back it up? I'd really love to know.
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I was "caping" for The Young Jurks, I was on that show long before I met Brianna.
Frank gets cheers in the comments because he snuck back over my house and gave me my back pay, lol. Late as heck but a little positivity never hurt anybody. You should try it :)
 
W person cow said:
I was "caping" for The Young Jurks, I was on that show long before I met Brianna.
Frank gets cheers in the comments because he snuck back over my house and gave me my back pay, lol. Late as heck but a little positivity never hurt anybody. You should try it :)
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Why would he have to sneak over to give you your back pay if John hadn't deliberately ripped you off of it?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
TRUE and HONEST canidate. No vanity/autism here.

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As someone who does wax seals weekly (I suffer from letter writing tism) this is really bad.

If you want to have a seal that's semi-consistent in its shape there are two tricks to it:
  1. Put your seal against the envelope, get a pencil and draw around it to mark its outline, that way you don't have to guess where to put your wax
  2. The wax stick uses wick, so you can light it like a candle and drip it. It's very easy to get wrong because you don't get consistent heat, so the melting rate differ. Tilt your wax stick too much and you'll make it ablaze (and probably ruin your letter/day). If you're beginner just get a spoon and do what crackhead do, crush wax into it and use a heat source to melt it. Now you can just pour it directly into outline you drew in point 1
 
LOL. I wonder if Frank often has to sneak around trying to make things right after Wu's petulant "firings."
 
MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
As someone who does wax seals weekly (I suffer from letter writing tism) this is really bad.

If you want to have a seal that's semi-consistent in its shape there are two tricks to it:
  1. Put your seal against the envelope, get a pencil and draw around it to mark its outline, that way you don't have to guess where to put your wax
  2. The wax stick uses wick, so you can light it like a candle and drip it. It's very easy to get wrong because you don't get consistent heat, so the melting rate differ. Tilt your wax stick too much and you'll make it ablaze (and probably ruin your letter/day). If you're beginner just get a spoon and do what crackhead do, crush wax into it and use a heat source to melt it. Now you can just pour it directly into outline you drew in point 1
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How dare you imply this doesnt look competent?
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Sissy Galvez said:
ice, you don’t seal printer paper with wax. Only an idiot would do that. You seal the envelope or buy more expensive paper. Also, only an idiot would go through that trouble, only we know Brianna/John will do 5 then pass it off to Frank or force a “campaign staffer” to do it.
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It's somewhat ironic that the "tech" candidate is using 16th century methods to seal his letters
 
The Guardian's covering John, again, but the article was published on the 23rd of January. I'm surprised that John didn't even tweet about it.

https://archive.fo/aUZmf

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It's probably not edited in, but that image of Wu really looks edited in. All the other people mentioned in the article have frontal shots of them, but all the images of Wu are from this 45-60 degree angle that just looks wrong.
 
Sackity said:
The Guardian's covering John, again, but the article was published on the 23rd of January. I'm surprised that John didn't even tweet about it.

https://archive.fo/aUZmf

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It's probably not edited in, but that image of Wu really looks edited in. All the other people mentioned in the article have frontal shots of them, but all the images of Wu are from this 45-60 degree angle that just looks wrong.
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Gotta get Wu's good side. Well, maybe not "Good side," more like the mathematicalmy optimal theorized angle to photograph Wu without them looking like a goblin.
 
_01 said:
Gotta get Wu's good side. Well, maybe not "Good side," more like the mathematicalmy optimal theorized angle to photograph Wu without them looking like a goblin.
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well, they got it right. She doesn't look like a goblin.

She looks like a cut out or a slenderman
 
polonium said:
It's somewhat ironic that the "tech" candidate is using 16th century methods to seal his letters
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He's probably getting too deep into the fantasy of becoming royalty/Marie Antoinette if elected.

andr0id psycho sho(ker said:
well, they got it right. She doesn't look like a goblin.

She looks like a cut out or a slenderman
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It wouldn't surprise me if he had a one. He bought a cutout of Lynch, perhaps he got jealous and purchased one of himself.
 
MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
As someone who does wax seals weekly (I suffer from letter writing tism) this is really bad.

If you want to have a seal that's semi-consistent in its shape there are two tricks to it:
  1. Put your seal against the envelope, get a pencil and draw around it to mark its outline, that way you don't have to guess where to put your wax
  2. The wax stick uses wick, so you can light it like a candle and drip it. It's very easy to get wrong because you don't get consistent heat, so the melting rate differ. Tilt your wax stick too much and you'll make it ablaze (and probably ruin your letter/day). If you're beginner just get a spoon and do what crackhead do, crush wax into it and use a heat source to melt it. Now you can just pour it directly into outline you drew in point 1
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Somehow, Wu will fuck this up and set himself on fire. Frank will sit there hesitantly, his face frozen in a silent scream as he cries tears of sweet release.
 
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