UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Pepito said:
If Maduro decides to go full on Argo on the US embassy, that's all it takes.
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Apparently he cut off the power of the US embassy for no reason at all, earlier he was lying about "bilateral talks" with the US to create a "agency of cooperation", the USA said "what? hell no, fuck you"

In better news Australia joins the league of countries that want to bowl Maduro

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Of course now the chaviztas are shitting very hard on them and calling them fascist and nazis

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So this ex-senator from Brazil, known for his mad ramblings on Twitter, just said that the Israeli soldiers sent to help the survivors of the recent dam leak in Minas Gerais is actually a invasion force to take down Maduro.
This group of 140 soldiers and 16 ton of equipment looks more like an assault group to Venezuela than a welcome but unnecessary group to rescue Brumadinho. Said Madam Verenice

Not only Brumadinho is located more than 4000 kilometers from Venezuela, but how can 140 soldiers take down a whole country? Funny how the left has a free pass to put jews in their conspiracy theories.
 
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez takes a bold stance.

“Our office is monitoring it closely. I think that, you know, the humanitarian crisis is extremely concerning but, you know, when we use non-Democratic means to determine leadership, that’s also concerning, as well. So, we’re figuring out our response and making sure that we center the people of Venezuela first and foremost.”

Translation...

It stinks that people are eating their cats and dogs and stuff, but I don't have a clue what's really happening, but I do know that, you know, whatever Trump is doing is, like, wrong and bad. Now I'll say some pro-democracy stuff, while I totally ignore the fact that it was socialism that turned Venezuela into a raging dumpster fire.
 
CattleKing said:
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So this ex-senator from Brazil, known for his mad ramblings on Twitter, just said that the Israeli soldiers sent to help the survivors of the recent dam leak in Minas Gerais is actually a invasion force to take down Maduro.
This group of 140 soldiers and 16 ton of equipment looks more like an assault group to Venezuela than a welcome but unnecessary group to rescue Brumadinho. Said Madam Verenice

Not only Brumadinho is located more than 4000 kilometers from Venezuela, but how can 140 soldiers take down a whole country? Funny how the left has a free pass to put jews in their conspiracy theories.
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>implying underpaid starving spics would resist the Israelis, whom they believe to be INVINCIBLE
Now, I know they're not, they had to have the US bail their asses out when they fought the semi-competent Egyptians, and they are barely holding the line against Palestinians, but it's the impression of them as a nation of warriors that counts, which Israel has cultivated very well.
 
Malodorous Merkin said:
Our office is monitoring it closely. I think that, you know, the humanitarian crisis is extremely concerning but, you know, when we use non-Democratic means to determine leadership, that’s also concerning, as well. So, we’re figuring out our response and making sure that we center the people of Venezuela first and foremost.”
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This is so mealy mouthed it hurts.

Extremely concerning? They're starving and their currency is worthless because their governing party spent the last 20 years spending all the oil money on Lego and Vidya and bribing the electorate, and then has been in denial about it. A humanitarian crisis is more than concerning; the clue is in the title.

Also, anyone who uses centre as a verb is probably talking bollox.

The correct response is to identify that constitutionally, with Maduro's election being a sham, Guaido is next in the line of succession, and then to send in humanitarian relief. This not only isolates Maduro and friends but also, if the Russians or Turks or Chinese screech about it, it puts them in the unenviable position of opposing feeding starving people.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
This is so mealy mouthed it hurts.

Extremely concerning? They're starving and their currency is worthless because their governing party spent the last 20 years spending all the oil money on Lego and Vidya and bribing the electorate, and then has been in denial about it. A humanitarian crisis is more than concerning; the clue is in the title.

Also, anyone who uses centre as a verb is probably talking bollox.

The correct response is to identify that constitutionally, with Maduro's election being a sham, Guaido is next in the line of succession, and then to send in humanitarian relief. This not only isolates Maduro and friends but also, if the Russians or Turks or Chinese screech about it, it puts them in the unenviable position of opposing feeding starving people.
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This is sarcasm. You can see he said "Translation" before what you quoted.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
This is so mealy mouthed it hurts.

Extremely concerning? They're starving and their currency is worthless because their governing party spent the last 20 years spending all the oil money on Lego and Vidya and bribing the electorate, and then has been in denial about it. A humanitarian crisis is more than concerning; the clue is in the title.

Also, anyone who uses centre as a verb is probably talking bollox.

The correct response is to identify that constitutionally, with Maduro's election being a sham, Guaido is next in the line of succession, and then to send in humanitarian relief. This not only isolates Maduro and friends but also, if the Russians or Turks or Chinese screech about it, it puts them in the unenviable position of opposing feeding starving people.
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It's absolutely disgusting.

She's basically paying the bare-minimum of lip service to the starving Venezuelans, while taking her required cheap shot at Trump. She'll now go back to ignoring the unsightly Venezuelan blemish on the brave face of socialism, while she justifies(to herself) ignoring the plight of the Venezuelans, because they did socialism wrong, and they deserve to suffer.
 
Coleslaw said:
Are these chaviztas Venezuelan? Who would be dumb enough to support Maduro even now?
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There are a few but they are not like before, people stopped supporting Maduro since a few years ago, the ones you see in the internet are bots, paid shills and accounts hijacked by the Patria system (a place where you get your benefits, there is a option to put you social media accounts)

CattleKing said:
but how can 140 soldiers take down a whole country?
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Honest to god? just send them to Miraflores, i have talked with several National Guards and members of the army and they are absolutely terrified about a invasion, there is one that told me that if he saw the marines he will throw the rifle and run to his house, i think the "magnicide" of last year can tell you how much of a coward our army is, they were on maximum paranoic alert when a hospital boat docked in colombia
 
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Coleslaw said:
Are these chaviztas Venezuelan? Who would be dumb enough to support Maduro even now?
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Communists, Twitter slacktivists, melancholic cubans, melancholic "revolutionaires" everywhere else but Venezuela, middle eastern terrorists who had a safe american harbor, narco-states like Mexico who had free reign over the territory for a decade, the FARCs, all those who profited out of the state for the past 10 years and are accomplices of their shady illegal businesses, all of the uneducated moronic masses that eat Maduro's rhetoric... the list goes on.
 
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Orange man decide to keep beating the crap out of Maduro by now freezing all PDVSA/CITGO bank accounts that means no more money for him until he decide to neck himself

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To give a example of how bad this is, 8 of every 10 dollars that enter PDVSA/CITGO come from the USA, also the directive of CITGO has been purged and a new one designated by Guaido is on the way

Maduro is now on TV looking... strange without a tie or something red and tired, the pictures of Simon Bolivar (not the original the ugly 3D ones) and the one of chavez that was always present is gone, he is now foaming and bitching for various reasons

The face of a man that know he fucked everything beyond repair

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1) He is claiming that USA stole CITGO from them and is saying that he is going to present charges, for the record in 20 years of chavizmo they have not won ANY lawsuits in america

2) He wants to negotiate, Guaido and Orange Man told him to go fuck himself with a cactus

3) He show a gay ass march in support of him that not even the channel of the state showed, so now you know is fake and gay

4) He is blaming Guaido for the cancellation of the Caribe Series (a baseball tournament) knowing that it was his fault

5) He believes Puerto Rico is going to claim independence someday and that the EU will fall for messing with him

In other news Russia decide to send a big ass plane that has never come here for no reason at all


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The new rumours that come from unverified sources claim that he barely sleep, that he had a panic attack when he was riding a tank in the military exercises yesterday and tonight someone has to report that the Marines are nearby in Colombia to be precise, fun times ahead

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Cubanodun said:
Maduro is now on TV looking... strange without a tie or something red and tired, the pictures of Simon Bolivar (not the original the ugly 3D ones) and the one of chavez that was always present is gone, he is now foaming and bitching for various reasons

The face of a man that know he fucked everything beyond repair

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1) He is claiming that USA stole CITGO from them and is saying that he is going to present charges, for the record in 20 years of chavizmo they have not won ANY lawsuits in america

2) He wants to negotiate, Guaido and Orange Man told him to go fuck himself with a cactus

3) He show a gay ass march in support of him that not even the channel of the state showed, so now you know is fake and gay

4) He is blaming Guaido for the cancellation of the Caribe Series (a baseball tournament) knowing that it was his fault

5) He believes Puerto Rico is going to claim independence someday and that the EU will fall for messing with him

In other news Russia decide to send a big ass plane that has never come here for no reason at all


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The new rumours that come from unverified sources claim that he barely sleep, that he had a panic attack when he was riding a tank in the military exercises yesterday and tonight someone has to report that the Marines are nearby in Colombia to be precise, fun times ahead

EDIT:

HELICOPTER INTENSIFY

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I can't read chicken stratch in sudaca, what does this say?
 
Cubanodun said:
Maduro is now on TV looking... strange without a tie or something red and tired, the pictures of Simon Bolivar (not the original the ugly 3D ones) and the one of chavez that was always present is gone, he is now foaming and bitching for various reasons

The face of a man that know he fucked everything beyond repair

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1) He is claiming that USA stole CITGO from them and is saying that he is going to present charges, for the record in 20 years of chavizmo they have not won ANY lawsuits in america

2) He wants to negotiate, Guaido and Orange Man told him to go fuck himself with a cactus

3) He show a gay ass march in support of him that not even the channel of the state showed, so now you know is fake and gay

4) He is blaming Guaido for the cancellation of the Caribe Series (a baseball tournament) knowing that it was his fault

5) He believes Puerto Rico is going to claim independence someday and that the EU will fall for messing with him

In other news Russia decide to send a big ass plane that has never come here for no reason at all


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The new rumours that come from unverified sources claim that he barely sleep, that he had a panic attack when he was riding a tank in the exercises today and tonight someone has to report that the Marines are nearby in Colombia to be precise, fun times ahead

EDIT:

HELICOPTER INTENSIFY

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It's like reading about a child molestor in prison, you almost feel pity but you realize what he did and all the pity disappears.
 
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