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It's a major troon thing to claim that they are completely indistinguishable from real women and that their horrid axe wounds even remotely resemble an actual vagina.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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It's a major troon thing to claim that they are completely indistinguishable from real women and that their horrid axe wounds even remotely resemble an actual vagina.
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I've seen a few on here that if you were fifty feet or so away and moving at least 30mph you'd probably be fooled.
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Would take effort. And that's work. Which is transphobic transmisogeny.
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Jake's RTed both Katherine Cross and Tanya DePass in the last week, so if he was previously blocked by them he isn't now.
It's also 3.30 am where Jake lives and he's still tweeting.
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That's fine, whales belong in the ocean.
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I'm sorry but that's just wrong. He could easily get some other fat fucker from Fiverr to take a picture of themselves with that written and post it. And as soon as he did that someone like me would point it out.
And if Kiwi Farms is wrong (it's not) even Secret Gamer Girl isn't dumb enough to out himself to us just to prove we're wrong.
Jake Alley isn't a true and honest transwoman. He's a transwoman because tranny law says that you are the gender you say you are. While Jake lies about practically everything, he actually tells the truth about being a huge fat gnome with a beard.
(Apologies if someone has made these points, I was just skimming the thread because it sounded like he'd done something interesting. Imagine my shock when he hadn't.)
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So wigs are back on the table for transwomen even though he just last week claimed to have never encountered a troon with a wig? And I doubt he can name plenty of cis-women that, like himself, have the hair style of a homeless Captain Picard and the extensive body hair of a tarantula.
I hope he buys a wig of some kind, his choice of a pre-cut womanly haircut would be a laugh riot.
Would it be a sassy bob? Maybe. Will he shave his beard? Nah, the man has a limit on the effort he can put into transitioning.
Artist's rendition of Jake at gencon:
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All I can think is that he’s trying to step things up on the begging front. He can’t take “I’m homeless” any further without raising questions about e.g. how he’s tweeting 28 hours a day and generally living like a person who is not homeless. He can’t take “my life is in danger” any further without actually dying. Maybe he thinks pretending he’s actually doing something towards transitioning will make him more sympathetic.
His naivety is unbelievable. We know he’s met men and women. He must be aware of how different they look. I don’t understand how someone obsessed with being trans can know basically nothing about it. Nor do I understand how he can look at the bald, bearded, sweatpants-wearing man in the mirror and think, “Yup, that right there is a smokin’ hot middle aged woman.”
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I unfortunately knew this IRL lolcow pansexual deviant that had sex with transwomen at sex con orgies when he could and he said the first thing you notice about a surgically constructed vagina is that the smell is way off. If you've interacted with X vaginas I'm sure you've noticed a particular odor. Anyone willing to do a "scratch and sniff" to confirm this observation?
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I have no first hand experience, but my understanding is that if the vagina is constructed from the colon, then you’ll wind up with a vag that smells like ass.
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Jake’s posts on biology, genetics, and gender are so ridiculous that the majority of trannies don’t share those views. Only the obvious fetishists/autogynephiles which Jake is. It’s pretty damaging to their movement for someone to have those thoughts and to publicize them while being a fat, bearded gnome who hasn’t remotely made any attempts to transition. He’s not on hormones and didn’t magically turn into a pretty princess. If Jake makes it to gencon im sure we’ll find pictures.
It’s apparent he’s either delusional or willfully dishonest. I think it’s the latter based on his typical posting MO and harassment tactics.
It’s apparent he’s either delusional or willfully dishonest. I think it’s the latter based on his typical posting MO and harassment tactics.
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I've seen people who are otherwise troons and believe all the other pseudoscience crap on forums and even they never go much beyond "starting hormones makes you feel better" or something along those lines, sometimes dipping into "makes you feel your gender." It seems like most everyone else I've seen making these absurd claims about them being magic are basically people like Jake who are LARPing on the internet and never actually even bother to really and truly try any form of transitioning. People who have taken them probably have realized they aren't magic.
One reason I assume Jake's never actually done any of this is he hasn't shilled it for his donations. It's always "I need money or I'll starve on a park bench." Not "I need help funding my transition." The latter could obviously still be lies but at least he'd be mentioning it more than the random drop in the middle of a five hundred part tweetstorm.
Seeing him shill that 2017 TERRORISTS ON 4CHAN piece constantly is hilarious. He's such a lazy fuck he can't take any of his twitter vomits, work them into articles and stick them up on all kinds of totally accepting websites as Violet Hargrave.
One reason I assume Jake's never actually done any of this is he hasn't shilled it for his donations. It's always "I need money or I'll starve on a park bench." Not "I need help funding my transition." The latter could obviously still be lies but at least he'd be mentioning it more than the random drop in the middle of a five hundred part tweetstorm.
Seeing him shill that 2017 TERRORISTS ON 4CHAN piece constantly is hilarious. He's such a lazy fuck he can't take any of his twitter vomits, work them into articles and stick them up on all kinds of totally accepting websites as Violet Hargrave.
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When put together it becomes "I need $500 a month for food on top of my SNAP benefits". If he gets $587 on Patreon is he going to put $87 towards rent that month? It would be fascinating to hear how this ruse works in HIS mind.
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Oddly enough he does have a reference point for bald women. One of his female cousins has alopecia univeralis, which causes the loss of all hair. It wouldn't surprise me if Jake believes that he will look like her if only the government will pay for enough laser sessions.
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Earlier today, I contacted my mom, and in so doing, she inadvertently reminded me of something. There's a story that runs through my family, and deserves to be told, since it dates back to when my dad was young. Once, about a day after his grandfather passed away, his mom couldn't find him, and started looking all over the house for him. He was maybe about 11 or 12. At some point, checking the living room, she heard a soft noise and eventually checked where it was coming from, finding my father, in there, crying and playing his guitar. When she asked why he was hiding here, he said that he didn't want to grow up because he didn't want to die.
That story put things into perspective for me, and it made me come to a conclusion about Jake and Gender.
Jake talks a good game, maybe even believes part of it himself, but he will never actually transition. He won't even pretend to start. It's not a matter of him desiring the ability to and thinking hormones are a magical trans potion that he simply can't get: I posit that Jakey simply has no interest in ever doing so, rather like Vade and every other Tumblrette that claims they're really trans until the second they decide to stop doing so. Think about it: Jake pushes narrative, he props up the ideology, but despite pulling down a surprisingly strong patreon (by Rat King standards), he's never made the attempt. There's plenty of places he could get help doing so. Half his fucking retweets are people who will help you get cheap blackmarket hormones. I contend that Jake not only has never taken any, but that he has no intention of ever taking any. At most, he's talked a good game, listed himself F at cons, and set up his Violet Hargrave persona. Vade has done more than this to actually transition. Just by dismissing his bullshit, every single Kiwi who has ever debunked Jake's has put more effort into transitioning than Jake actually has.
My current prevailing theory is that Jake's assumed gender identity is part of who he is, and by that, I mean he did it because it gave him a path of least resistance: A choice he made because he literally fails at everything meaningful he tries to do. All evidence is that Jake has never put in actual effort, and a brief discussion of his tabletop gaming habits reveals that he quits games or even hobbies the nanosecond he faces actual challenge or difficulty. He can't compete, and he knows it, which is why he hates competition and hated it when people could see what he actually played online and how.
Relatedly: Jake has never learned from his mistakes. He never has considered, nor cared, about how his life and behavior effects anyone other than himself. One might argue this is a sign of deeper psychiatric problems, Autism, or simple immaturity, but he never even gives consideration to the possibility he has done anything wrong, preferring instead to make up illogical and confusing explanations to justify it. Seriously: name once, in the history of our covering him that he has ever, at any point in time, accepted responsibility for his actions and admitted wrongdoing. Look as long as you want - you will not find one. Even when he flat-out pulled the very shit he condemned when Ian Miles Cheong did it (turning on the clique), Jake denied he ever did anything wrong.
Jake has never demonstrated any capacity to learn or grow from his own mistakes. He blocks anyone who points out when he's wrong, allthewhile making the same mistakes, over and over, denying he did anything wrong in the first place, even when what he did wrong was laid out before him, in excrutiating detail. Instead he prefers to make up bizarre conspiracy theories about why he was inexplicably shitlisted by his so-called friends, blaming whisper campaigns and secret Kiwi Farms influence networks. Not once has he ever thought to look in the fucking mirror, and consider that the gnome glaring back at him may have had something to do with it.
Jake has no capacity to recognize adult relationships, and pretends that there are no consequences for his actions, even as he actively slanders people, conducts harassment campaigns, and wishes that people he doesn't like lose the ability to support themselves. He's almost pushing 40, yet the dude constantly approaches life in the same way a young child might, and has never been prepared to act like a mature adult. Meanwhile, everyone around him has grown up. His young cousins are adults, his friends have moved on, are dealing with their own lives and problems - and meanwhile Jakey is still living in his mom's basement, being a leech and doing everything possible to avoid leaving it.
While Jake is an unreliable narrator about details of his own life, one thing we do know is that he's been a systemic disappointment to his family - and especially his father - since day one. Every time his dad tried to teach him responsibility or discipline - things that even casual observers will note Jake sorely fucking needed - Jake fucking hated it and ran away crying. Jake pretending to be a girl online? That makes perfect sense when you understand that Jake assumed that identity because it meant he no longer had to compete with other males, nor operate in their spaces: A desperate, grasping attempt to excuse himself from having to accept responsibility and adulthood. To Jake, things like building a life for himself is a big, scary task, and he fears it. He fears it enough that he's going to actively avoid ever doing so if he can help it. Jake claims all he wants is the perfect opportunity to assume his new trans identity, move out of his mom's basement, and move on with his new life, but the more money he's gotten, the more irresponsible he's gotten with it, and correspondingly, the more barriers he will erect to protect himself from ever having to do so.
It gets worse, too: Jake has no contingency plans in place, other than perhaps more e-begging, for what he's going to do if his Mom ever throws his ass out, becomes incapacitated and requires constant attention, or passes away. He has never, not once, showed even the most tangential care for what the repercussions will be in his life if, at some point or another, his family just gets tired of his shit or, due to outside troubles, they cannot afford to keep him any longer. He hasn't even considered what he will do if, heaven forbid, his health begins to fail, either because of his morbid obesity and sedentary lifestyle, or his recent obsession with promoting dangerous hormones and drugs.
The beautiful irony, of course, is that while Jake keeps running from responsibility, he's doomed to tire long before reality does.
That story put things into perspective for me, and it made me come to a conclusion about Jake and Gender.
Jake talks a good game, maybe even believes part of it himself, but he will never actually transition. He won't even pretend to start. It's not a matter of him desiring the ability to and thinking hormones are a magical trans potion that he simply can't get: I posit that Jakey simply has no interest in ever doing so, rather like Vade and every other Tumblrette that claims they're really trans until the second they decide to stop doing so. Think about it: Jake pushes narrative, he props up the ideology, but despite pulling down a surprisingly strong patreon (by Rat King standards), he's never made the attempt. There's plenty of places he could get help doing so. Half his fucking retweets are people who will help you get cheap blackmarket hormones. I contend that Jake not only has never taken any, but that he has no intention of ever taking any. At most, he's talked a good game, listed himself F at cons, and set up his Violet Hargrave persona. Vade has done more than this to actually transition. Just by dismissing his bullshit, every single Kiwi who has ever debunked Jake's has put more effort into transitioning than Jake actually has.
My current prevailing theory is that Jake's assumed gender identity is part of who he is, and by that, I mean he did it because it gave him a path of least resistance: A choice he made because he literally fails at everything meaningful he tries to do. All evidence is that Jake has never put in actual effort, and a brief discussion of his tabletop gaming habits reveals that he quits games or even hobbies the nanosecond he faces actual challenge or difficulty. He can't compete, and he knows it, which is why he hates competition and hated it when people could see what he actually played online and how.
Relatedly: Jake has never learned from his mistakes. He never has considered, nor cared, about how his life and behavior effects anyone other than himself. One might argue this is a sign of deeper psychiatric problems, Autism, or simple immaturity, but he never even gives consideration to the possibility he has done anything wrong, preferring instead to make up illogical and confusing explanations to justify it. Seriously: name once, in the history of our covering him that he has ever, at any point in time, accepted responsibility for his actions and admitted wrongdoing. Look as long as you want - you will not find one. Even when he flat-out pulled the very shit he condemned when Ian Miles Cheong did it (turning on the clique), Jake denied he ever did anything wrong.
Jake has never demonstrated any capacity to learn or grow from his own mistakes. He blocks anyone who points out when he's wrong, allthewhile making the same mistakes, over and over, denying he did anything wrong in the first place, even when what he did wrong was laid out before him, in excrutiating detail. Instead he prefers to make up bizarre conspiracy theories about why he was inexplicably shitlisted by his so-called friends, blaming whisper campaigns and secret Kiwi Farms influence networks. Not once has he ever thought to look in the fucking mirror, and consider that the gnome glaring back at him may have had something to do with it.
Jake has no capacity to recognize adult relationships, and pretends that there are no consequences for his actions, even as he actively slanders people, conducts harassment campaigns, and wishes that people he doesn't like lose the ability to support themselves. He's almost pushing 40, yet the dude constantly approaches life in the same way a young child might, and has never been prepared to act like a mature adult. Meanwhile, everyone around him has grown up. His young cousins are adults, his friends have moved on, are dealing with their own lives and problems - and meanwhile Jakey is still living in his mom's basement, being a leech and doing everything possible to avoid leaving it.
While Jake is an unreliable narrator about details of his own life, one thing we do know is that he's been a systemic disappointment to his family - and especially his father - since day one. Every time his dad tried to teach him responsibility or discipline - things that even casual observers will note Jake sorely fucking needed - Jake fucking hated it and ran away crying. Jake pretending to be a girl online? That makes perfect sense when you understand that Jake assumed that identity because it meant he no longer had to compete with other males, nor operate in their spaces: A desperate, grasping attempt to excuse himself from having to accept responsibility and adulthood. To Jake, things like building a life for himself is a big, scary task, and he fears it. He fears it enough that he's going to actively avoid ever doing so if he can help it. Jake claims all he wants is the perfect opportunity to assume his new trans identity, move out of his mom's basement, and move on with his new life, but the more money he's gotten, the more irresponsible he's gotten with it, and correspondingly, the more barriers he will erect to protect himself from ever having to do so.
It gets worse, too: Jake has no contingency plans in place, other than perhaps more e-begging, for what he's going to do if his Mom ever throws his ass out, becomes incapacitated and requires constant attention, or passes away. He has never, not once, showed even the most tangential care for what the repercussions will be in his life if, at some point or another, his family just gets tired of his shit or, due to outside troubles, they cannot afford to keep him any longer. He hasn't even considered what he will do if, heaven forbid, his health begins to fail, either because of his morbid obesity and sedentary lifestyle, or his recent obsession with promoting dangerous hormones and drugs.
The beautiful irony, of course, is that while Jake keeps running from responsibility, he's doomed to tire long before reality does.
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Yup. Just like every human being has the genetic codes to grow an eye, but if you rip out yours eyes now, they won't grow back.Jake said:
Same for genitals. Every male has the genetic codes to grow the whole female engine block, but if you missed the chance in the fetal period, the cells that are to develop into female organs will die and you won't get them back ever.
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They have him on mute, which means he can see their Tweets and retweet them, but they won't have his googleshngs polluting their Twitter feed. That's the smart move, because this lets Jakey spread their message for free, and he can continue believing that Tanya and Miguel still give a shit about him and his dumb opinions.
Actual vaginas are like ovens: front loading and self cleaning. Troon vaginas are like making an oven using parts from sink drains and garbage disposals, full of waste and hairballs.
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This is Jake creepily going “knock knock it’s me Jake, I’m still your friend if you want to be and here when you’re ready to talk.....”
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I really like the time the topic was mermaids and he asserted that manatees were the only marine animal with hair, someone corrected him in a chipper, civil and educational tweet and his response can be summed up as smoldering "BUT I'M JUST SAYING". So in some byzantine way he wasn't wrong.
Maybe 400 pages ago I said that if Jake one day misspoke and said that the sky was green and someone corrected him then he would for the rest of his life try to find or come up with reasons for why the sky can be called green, so he wasn't actually wrong. (was it green? super green!)
So troon vaginas are like the giant pots cannibals boil explorers alive in.
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This is at the core of Jake's deep misogyny and self loathing. He assumes he's female because he utterly failed at being male, and he associates being female with being the failure that he is. However, the fact that he's a shame and a disgrace to the sex he actually is does not mean he's the other.