Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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repentance said:
Are you serious Jake? Talk about tone deaf.

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Fuck off, beardface. “Help me pay for the comfortable existence I don’t have to pay for because I’m a manchild living with my mom!”
Sissy Galvez said:
Are you implying Secretgamergrrl is Jakey Alley of Niantic? Secretgamerggl mentioned growing up near towns named Mystic and Lichfield which coincidentally happen to be near Niantic where Jake Alley currently lives with his mother? Jake Alley is Secretgamerggrl aka Violet Hargrave.

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Why would you do this, Jake. The guy knows that we know who he is and where he lives, but his narrative is that he’s never been doxed and we’re wrong . Under those circumstances, why would you not keep your mouth shut?
 
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Jake is so very full of shit.

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This is his Patreon after the "big rush".

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This was his Patreon earlier today. Either amount is more than sufficient for one adult's food for a month.

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Of course there's something else Jake didn't mention. He would have already received his February SNAP benefits.

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https://portal.ct.gov/DSS/SNAP/Supplemental-Nutrition-Assistance-Program---SNAP
 
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Made me look up the weather in ol' Niantic and there's a Flash Flood Warning including coastal flooding! Poor little Violet might get swept away from under the park bench and out into the Atlantic!
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Pantone weeps.

Jake must not like that much since he doesn’t realize purple and violet are two distinct colors. The name Violet is the name of a flower, but it’s particular hue and shade inspired the color’s name.

I think Jake just like purple because it’s always the color of the robes long bearded wizards wear.
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Jake is fond of purple because he presents as Grimace.
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(while trying to keep his real identity, the Hamburglar, a secret)

edit: his food budget of $500 per month is what? Three whopper meals per day?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Why would you do this, Jake. The guy knows that we know who he is and where he lives, but his narrative is that he’s never been doxed and we’re wrong . Under those circumstances, why would you not keep your mouth shut?
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He's dumb. Also, he thinks if he just denies it and says the information is made up by Kiwi Farms, then most people who interact with him will just believe him. Sadly, he's right about that one.
 
repentance said:
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Jake is so very full of shit.

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This is his Patreon after the "big rush".

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This was his Patreon earlier today. Either amount is more than sufficient for one adult's food for a month.

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Of course there's something else Jake didn't mention. He would have already received his February SNAP benefits.

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https://portal.ct.gov/DSS/SNAP/Supplemental-Nutrition-Assistance-Program---SNAP
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Technically, he doesn’t have anyone’s couch to crash on. Because he has a bed. At his mom’s house. Where he lives. For free.
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Jake is fond of purple because he presents as Grimace.
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(while trying to keep his real identity, the Hamburglar, a secret)

edit: his food budget of $500 per month is what? Three whopper meals per day?
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You’d think a homeless man would know that you can live off a fraction of that. He almost comes across like someone so stunted that he’s never done his own shopping, but as we know, that’s a lie spread by Nazi stalkers.
 
I'm still a little taken aback that people give Jake $500 for nothing. I know it comes at the price of being a e-begger but who here wouldn't like a $500 monthly injection from paycows. That's probably more than my hobby budget.

At least low rent thots or MovieBobs of this world produce something.

The world is too good for Jake and he can't even recognize it.
 
MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
I'm still a little taken aback that people give Jake $500 for nothing. I know it comes at the price of being a e-begger but who here wouldn't like a $500 monthly injection from paycows. That's probably more than my hobby budget.

At least low rent thots or MovieBobs of this world produce something.

The world is too good for Jake and he can't even recognize it.
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Take solace in how much he had to humiliate himself for years to get to that number. It's embarrassing to be in your 30s and beg internet strangers for a few bucks like a goddamn dog begging for table scraps.

And what's even better: all those suckers are also providing us with free entertainment in a roundabout way.
 
I'm going to guess that his mom insists that he pays $400 in rent, which he can't cop to because he never admits he lives with mom. When his amount was right around $400 he complained a lot about all his money being taken, now he's saying he has enough for food.

Now that he's got an extra hundred on top of rent, he's probably saying to his mom, "buy the name-brand Hot Pockets, I don't care if they're not on sale, it's my money!"

It is hilarious, though, that he's now claiming $500 is enough for rent. His entire state doesn't have a place to rent for that. Rooming with someone would be (just barely) possible, but there's no way a roommate's expectations for Jake's sociability and contributions to the household would be lower than his mom's.

I know he probably has no plan and would never leave the nest no matter how much money he had, but I really do want to see the Jake Roommate Saga.
 
Abortions4All said:
I know he probably has no plan and would never leave the nest no matter how much money he had, but I really do want to see the Jake Roommate Saga.
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I want Jake's long-suffering mom to meet a widower Chad with a mansion who sweeps her off her feet and moves her in and sells that dump in Niantic, but has a strict no gnomes policy.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
. He complains that he has to present as female in order to get hormone treatment (not a problem for Tim, Toren, Phil or any number of other troon fuckups)..
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This is what I love about Jake: he drops the bar below even the most low-performing cows! Aside from outright horrorcows, crimecows, etc. like Bate or the dogfuckers, Jake scores very low on nearly any scale. Literally that's one of the only things good I can say about him "well, at least he isn't a convicted sex criminal". In what other context are the terms "at least Jake Alley..." or "even Jake Alley" ever used on this site? I can't recall ever seeing it.

Phil is one of the most incompetent people I've ever come across, yet somehow all the paperwork and "gatekeeping" were not too much for him. And yet Jake won't even try to clear the first hurdle...
 
pozilei said:
Take solace in how much he had to humiliate himself for years to get to that number. It's embarrassing to be in your 30s and beg internet strangers for a few bucks like a goddamn dog begging for table scraps.

And what's even better: all those suckers are also providing us with free entertainment in a roundabout way.
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I don't think he has any shame about it.
repentance said:
I assume he means "pester". And doesn't he hate gamers?

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Well that's an unfortunate typo. Jake, no one wants you to peter them.
 
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