Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Tragi-Chan]

No jake the founding principle of KF is "lol chris chan funni person on teh online lol" and then it expanded to "lol other funni ppl did funni on online" it's not that sinister or complex.

It’s pretty funny really. The lolcows all have to pretend we’re this TERF Nazi murder site because to tell the truth would mean admitting that they’re laughable.

Jake the Fake isn't having a second puberty. His first one was just 2x longer than a normal human being's because he is a gnome and their bodies work differently.

And again, he hints without directly saying that he’s on HRT.

 

[Positron]

"...a man who is so alienated from women", shame that the name Jake Alley isn't more widely known among journalists.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"do not have the first-world luxury of debating" ahahaha

also, Always Sunny already debunked the number one/number two system as infeasible, and that's actual science unlike troon-science

 

[Arachnomatricide]

haha holy shit Jake is so salty about junior high (and his failure to launch as a whole) that he wants to stop everyone from growing up by halting puberty for 5 years. This is what the infantilization of society looks like in the mind of a troon.

Edit: And it's funny how he talks about junior and high school as being the most grueling experiences in life, after which kids could easily go through puberty without all that stress- except that most people after high school are busy either trying to graduate college or starting a career, not sitting around playing board games in mommy's attic, so that doesn't really apply to them.

SGG has spent so much time leeching and panhandling that the idea that adults have to get up early every morning and go do hard work with people who may be assholes doesn't even occur.

 

[Jaimas]

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In a thread where every answer is pretty much "sure did", Jake has to make his reply about being trans and KF.

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I'm gonna dismantle this a moment.

We keep getting accused of being responsible for suicides, but of the four that we routinely get accused of causing (Chloe Sagal, Elizabeth Waite, Julie Terryberry, Leelah Alcorn), one never even got covered here, one specifically listed their reason for suicide as the LGBT community declaring them persona non grata, one specifically listed Trans Lifeline leaving them to rot in their time of need as their reason for doing so, and one of them was someone with deep psychological problems who, once streamed herself slitting her own throat and no one thought to report this to anyone who could have helped her long before we locked in coverage of her.

So of these four, we are clearly responsible for fucking none of them.

I bring this up because nobody lies about trans suicides and homicides more routinely or more openly than the Rat King. They constantly blame pretty much everyone but who was actually fucking responsible for the deaths, mostly because they'd have to face their own culpability if they did. In the link I provided in the beginning of this paragraph, you'll find a post where I went over every single major transgendered homicide that happened in 2018, and notice that they were almost all murdered by their friends, lovers, or, in the case of the many, many of them that worked as prostitutes, their johns, or by coincidence in another crime (e.g. robbery). This, of course, runs directly contrary to the theme that trannies are being LITERALLY MURDERED ALL THE TIME YOU GUYS. No, they aren't. Not by hate crimes at least. Maybe if the Trans community didn't push people towards sex work, a profession where the murder rate is roughly fifty times higher than the norm according to the American Journal of Epidemiology, that wouldn't be a fucking thing.

 

[Haramburger]

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In a thread where every answer is pretty much "sure did", Jake has to make his reply about being trans and KF.

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"Half a dozen other hate sites," where exactly do I find the six other competing doxx forums? Fullchan /cow/ and ED might be two in his warped mind, but what exactly are the rest?

SunsetBeetch

what a fun mom username

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

I fully endorse Jake getting on a stream with his own voice.

Do we have any videos of him using his real voice? Were any of the panels he was on taped or are we limited to just photos? I remember the video of him with the balloons bouncing off his face, but I don't think anything audible came out of the Noise-Making Thing.

 

[AnOminous]

So he'd like to clarify that TRANSWOMEN AREN'T GETTING BUSTED FOR BANK HEISTS AND ILLEGAL STREET FIGHTING RINGS.

Does he think bank heists are a normal, common thing and that normal reality is like a game of Payday 2?

Jake's RTed a bit about Mumsnet today.

Every website I don't like is Stormfront: Troon Edition.

 

[pozilei]

Do we have any videos of him using his real voice? Were any of the panels he was on taped or are we limited to just photos? I remember the video of him with the balloons bouncing off his face, but I don't think anything audible came out of the Noise-Making Thing.

There's this short clip of him talking about his board game

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

There's this short clip of him talking about his board game
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_an3dh_k67k

Wow, thanks! Expected him to have a much lower voice...

I feel like Jake's thread would be well-served by having someone who knew him when he was younger jump on the Farms (like Bex's former friends or Nippleless Woman in the Greer thread) and fill in the blanks on his "Failure to Launch" period right out of high school.

For example, considering he claims he was a "Straight A student", why wasn't there more pressure on him to go to college? That seems really odd. Did he just say "Mom, I don't need college, I will have a great career as a gaming journalist!" and she just rolled with it? Or is he lying about his grades and he was actually a terrible student? Even then, why not try community college at least?

It's like the Holy Grail of Jake research, IMHO...

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

He gets so specific. "Without a word."

Funny, because most trans people online don't talk about that happening, about "unsubstantiated rumors" leading to people cutting all contact with no chance to explain themselves.

It kind of seems like the only people who have that happen frequently are serial grifters and predators, people who've always given others a bad feeling but they've never cut them out wholly because they pity them or think they have some possibility of redemption. If all it takes to cut someone's contact with you is a rumor, that person was never your friend.

I think a reason that people drop Jake is not just that he's a liability but that he's also so. fucking. tedious.
I can't imagine what he's like in a one on one conversation/chat, his neediness and never leaving the computer means he will be pestering people to engage with him as soon as he sees they're online, he might drop googleshng's into someones inbox if they're not around and that probably gets old pretty fast.

If he was a nazi they would eventually tell him the third reich is cancelled after him going on about all the ways the juden has screwed him over since the last meeting, for the 100th time, and move their meetings to a new secret place.
Even a InfoWars group would get tired of listening to his conspiracies.

The only time flim-flam man Jake Alley holds any value to anyone is when he can be wound up to go bother the enemy with his bullshit or post things that his current handler don't want directly associated with themselves.


And what are the chances of him being on actual HRT and not just something like prenatal vitamins he bought at a drugstore while blushing like a stoplight?


edit: he also mentioned that he had a story about "drugged kids" that he couldn't tell and I wonder if it's something about him being put on growth hormones as a kid due to his supposedly tiny penis, or if it was something that was up for discussion at one point.

 

[aquariumwater]

I feel like Jake's thread would be well-served by having someone who knew him when he was younger jump on the Farms (like Bex's former friends or Nippleless Woman in the Greer thread) and fill in the blanks on his "Failure to Launch" period right out of high school.

As best as I can recall, the impression Jake has given of his school years is not only that he didn't have any friends, but that he wasn't even really acknowledged by other kids his age. I'd be willing to bet we'd have to get whoever posted his yearbook photos to post everyone from his grade and then dox the entire class to find someone who remembers him.

His arty aunt has posted older photos of the cousins all together with tags about them being best friends, so it's possible he's only ever socialized with his own cousins.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

As best as I can recall, the impression Jake has given of his school years is not only that he didn't have any friends, but that he wasn't even really acknowledged by other kids his age. I'd be willing to bet we'd have to get whoever posted his yearbook photos to post everyone from his grade and then dox the entire class to find someone who remembers him.

His arty aunt has posted older photos of the cousins all together with tags about them being best friends, so it's possible he's only ever socialized with his own cousins.

to further your point, Jake's not on good terms with some of his family so maybe one of his cousins will join up on here instead of a classmate

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Does he think bank heists are a normal, common thing and that normal reality is like a game of Payday 2?

This is Jake "Lesbian Rape Gangs in Niantic" Alley, so yes.

Wow, thanks! Expected him to have a much lower voice...

Me too! I think it's the beard, his size and the fact that he just generally looks as much like a man as you can get.

And what are the chances of him being on actual HRT and not just something like prenatal vitamins he bought at a drugstore while blushing like a stoplight?

I think if he was actually on HRT, he'd have said that straight up. I think more likely would be antidepressants or something related to his weight (blood pressure meds, perhaps?). The second puberty thing is curious, but Jake has weird ideas about gender presentation and trans concepts generally, so it could mean anything. Hell, he could be talking about his moobs.

As best as I can recall, the impression Jake has given of his school years is not only that he didn't have any friends, but that he wasn't even really acknowledged by other kids his age. I'd be willing to bet we'd have to get whoever posted his yearbook photos to post everyone from his grade and then dox the entire class to find someone who remembers him.

His arty aunt has posted older photos of the cousins all together with tags about them being best friends, so it's possible he's only ever socialized with his own cousins.

Not surprised. This is the man who mourns online acquaintances he barely knew four years later. It figures that he missed out on some crucial development.

 

[pozilei]

Wow, thanks! Expected him to have a much lower voice...

I know, right? For more whiny Jake voice you could check out a lets play thing he did but it's veryVERY boring and I don't think even the most hardcore Jake enthusiast Kiwis managed to get through more than one video

It's odd because he's such a giant manbeast but on the other hand it fits the constant complaining in his tweets perfectly.

I think if he was actually on HRT, he'd have said that straight up. I think more likely would be antidepressants or something related to his weight (blood pressure meds, perhaps?).

Yeah, I don't think he's on HRT either. I think he's probably convinced himself that it's truly a magic girl potion but getting it would take effort. And we all know Jake's probably one of the laziest people in the world. So unless someone delivers HRT directly to his attic for free along with a glass of water to swallow them down he's not doing anything.

 

[Water-T]

So unless someone delivers HRT directly to his attic for free along with a glass of water to swallow them down he's not doing anything.

They'd also have to spoon feed Jake the pills with some applesauce, rub his throat to help him swallow, and tell him what a good girl he is and what a pretty princess he's going to wake up as.

 

[Jaimas]

Wow, thanks! Expected him to have a much lower voice...

I feel like Jake's thread would be well-served by having someone who knew him when he was younger jump on the Farms (like Bex's former friends or Nippleless Woman in the Greer thread) and fill in the blanks on his "Failure to Launch" period right out of high school.

For example, considering he claims he was a "Straight A student", why wasn't there more pressure on him to go to college? That seems really odd. Did he just say "Mom, I don't need college, I will have a great career as a gaming journalist!" and she just rolled with it? Or is he lying about his grades and he was actually a terrible student? Even then, why not try community college at least?

It's like the Holy Grail of Jake research, IMHO...

It's times like this I remember a phrase from the golden age of Christory:

"HONOR ROLL MY ASS"

 

[aquariumwater]

I'm going to go the other way and accept that Jake may very well have obtained estrogen, since all the gatekeeping he complains about hasn't existed in at least 3-4 years, and it's more plausible that whatever therapist he was seeing in order to get a tugboat wrote him a referral pretty much off the bat, it was just his own laziness that prevented him from filling the prescription. My guess is he's started taking estrogen to prove he's trans in order to validate whatever mental disability claims he makes in order to finally get a tugboat.

I know, right? For more whiny Jake voice you could check out a lets play thing he did but it's veryVERY boring and I don't think even the most hardcore Jake enthusiast Kiwis managed to get through more than one video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=puwkfRyzA7g;list=PL30E06362214DCF08
It's odd because he's such a giant manbeast but on the other hand it fits the constant complaining in his tweets perfectly.

Of course he's just playing the game because it's so incredibly awful, not because of the sexy anime babes. He was definitely NOT staring at their titties when he happened to notice the nearly imperceptible breathing animation during the dialog scenes.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Of course he's just playing the game because it's so incredibly awful, not because of the sexy anime babes. He was definitely NOT staring at their titties when he happened to notice the nearly imperceptible breathing animation during the dialog scenes.

He's also playing on PS3 so he can't have pirated it meaning that he actually paid $60 for it.

 

[repentance]

I'm going to go the other way and accept that Jake may very well have obtained estrogen, since all the gatekeeping he complains about hasn't existed in at least 3-4 years, and it's more plausible that whatever therapist he was seeing in order to get a tugboat wrote him a referral pretty much off the bat, it was just his own laziness that prevented him from filling the prescription. My guess is he's started taking estrogen to prove he's trans in order to validate whatever mental disability claims he makes in order to finally get a tugboat.

I'm inclined to agree that he's probably been prescribed estrogen because his complaint about "gatekeepers" always centres around hair removal and no-one being willing to sign off on it until he's made more effort at social transition. He's not complaining about people being unwilling to prescribe hormones.

His arty aunt has posted older photos of the cousins all together with tags about them being best friends, so it's possible he's only ever socialized with his own cousins.

It's not just possible, it's likely given that the sisters were all single parents who lived near one another. Jake's own writings tell us that Bobby and Jono were still his best friends during his high school years (even if he wasn't theirs) and that them leaving small town Connecticut left him feeling lonely.