Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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The whole money charity begging dynamic over the last week has been weird and shitty.

Jake's timeline at the moment is a combination or RTing Zinnia's tweets instead of just linking to her threads, begging on his own behalf, and RTing begging tweets from other troons. People are going to get sick of constant pleas for money turning up on their social media every day.
 
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No jake the founding principle of KF is "lol chris chan funni person on teh online lol" and then it expanded to "lol other funni ppl did funni on online" it's not that sinister or complex.
 
He gets so specific. "Without a word."

Funny, because most trans people online don't talk about that happening, about "unsubstantiated rumors" leading to people cutting all contact with no chance to explain themselves.

It kind of seems like the only people who have that happen frequently are serial grifters and predators, people who've always given others a bad feeling but they've never cut them out wholly because they pity them or think they have some possibility of redemption. If all it takes to cut someone's contact with you is a rumor, that person was never your friend.
 
The disposable income from Patreon is for gencon. As soon as the 1st hits he’s buying tickets ASAP before people start cancelling donations.

Jake doesn’t create anything, there’s no reason for people to pay him to exist.

There seems to be a patreon paradox whereby if people actually expect you to create something, you lose your support at a much more rapid pace than if you never created anything to begin with. Witness the marked difference between the delta-y on erstwhile creators like spoony vs. pure grifters like Wu. I guess a marked drop off in an actual creator's performance motivates people to actively cancel their pledges, while shiftless beggars lose donors mainly through neglect-based attrition.

Once people actually start donating to the gnome, they'll probably be doing so for a good few months.
 
There seems to be a patreon paradox whereby if people actually expect you to create something, you lose your support at a much more rapid pace than if you never created anything to begin with. Witness the marked difference between the delta-y on erstwhile creators like spoony vs. pure grifters like Wu. I guess a marked drop off in an actual creator's performance motivates people to actively cancel their pledges, while shiftless beggars lose donors mainly through neglect-based attrition.

Once people actually start donating to the gnome, they'll probably be doing so for a good few months.

Jake's donors clearly don't care that he produces nothing and hasn't updated his Patreon page in over 3 years. I want him to hurry up and get to $1000 per month now because I want to hear what excuses he pulls out then about why his life is still shit. He's getting there slowly.

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A massive Googleshng in which Jake discusses attending a support group where they talked about sex toys for troons and also takes another swipe at Skepticat.

I don't know how to cut and quote the appropriate image, but the second from the bottom image includes him mocking lesbians for apparently "dying at the sight of a penis!"

Which is incredibly rich from someone who is constantly dying from ... people disagreeing with him online? Jesse Singal existing? Zoe Quinn not following him on Twitter? Not being a magical princess without making any effort?

Let alone that he's talking about trans people, who are also constantly dying from being misgendered, not being able to have sex with anyone they want, not being constantly showered with praise and acceptance, and for, again, being disagreed with online.

He is the very last person who should be making fun of the alleged fragility of others. It really does make me want to see him pulled into the light and shown as the person he really is.
 
Jake's donors clearly don't care that he produces nothing and hasn't updated his Patreon page in over 3 years. I want him to hurry up and get to $1000 per month now because I want to hear what excuses he pulls out then about why his life is still shit. He's getting there slowly.

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There’s no way he hits $1k and the boost is from Jesse Singal drama and him trying to latch on to the mermaids charity like all ebegging trannies.

His donations will reverse starting next month.
 
I'm not a lawyer, but I think Jake has crossed the line into actual defamation, even by the US's rather strict standards. Of course, Skepticat would have to get a US lawyer and sue in a US court, and Jake is judgement proof, but he needs to be held accountable for smearing innocent people.

You are not the only one to have said this, but there is merit to it: Jake has been getting worse and worse with stepping up his rhetoric:

* Jake has hated Hotwheels since initially being told to by his buddies, but it's gotten worse over time. Despite the fact that GG ended in 2015, Jake was kicked out of CON in late 2015, Hotwheels left 8chan in 2016, and the fact that CON no longer fucking exists - which means all parties even tangentially involved in the conflict have stopped fucking caring, Jake has on multiple occasions declared it to be guilty of violent terrorism and the spread of child porn. Note that the former is something he constantly declares about GG in general.

* Jake didn't hate Brad Wardell until Zoe-Sempai took issue with him, at which point Jake accused him of being a violent harasser and literally Satan. He then also declares Wardell to be a terrorist and states that the hoax against Wardell that got thrown out of court - yes, the one that Kotaku and friends declared Wardell guilty of before his accuser was outed as a lying sack of shit - was actually true.

* He took issue with Notch because he dared call Quinn what she is. From this, he now declares Notch to be a Neo-Nazi who sponsors Child Porn.

* Jake has continued to step up attempts against Maria MacLachlan, declaring her to be guilty of attempted murder after she was viciously assaulted by an insane tranny. He's also declared she's somehow involved with Trump which is quite a feat as she lives in Europe.

I don't know why he's doing it, but he's gradually pushing towards slander territory.
 
A massive Googleshng in which Jake discusses attending a support group where they talked about sex toys for troons and also takes another swipe at Skepticat.

Another Googleshng. This time over a reddit thread. Jake is 37 and can't organise his shit enough to move out of home or transition. What makes him think he's qualified to be giving advice regarding what teenagers should do?
More about Jake's second puberty. And more cup rattling.
After reading these recent Googleshng's, for the first time in my life I feel like I've actually been mansplained to. And yet, at the same time, I couldn't even really tell you exactly what I've been mansplained to about.
 
Is the upswing in 'gross bigots' barging into his mentions still written in the invisible Twitter ink that only Jake can see? Is he doing the Becky move of claiming all discussion referencing him elsewhere online, like this thread, is personal harassment he's received?
The mention of Germans makes it seem like there's something specific he's referring to, but he might just be obsessing about someone who has an upcoming 'wedding' there too much...
 
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Why are troons, more than any other group, even the worst SJW's or grifters, the most hair trigger likely to defend even hypothetical criminals and rapists, I ask rhetorically.

You talk to say, an average black person, and even where they acknowledge perhaps a systematic racism, in actual individual cases they'll still be like "yeah, nigga did it, fuck em" but the first thing a troon pulls out is "look, they probably won't rape all the women inmates!" If they aren't flatout denying the crimes like in Bailey's case.

But actually, my favorite part of this tweetstorm is when he starts talking about hypothetical crimes sending trans women to prison:
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The top three reasons Jake has heard of transwomen going to prison:
1. Prostitution (probably an actual top three reason, though unlikely because of Jake's theory that all trans women are assumed to be prostitutes)
2. Chelsea Manning's case, one of the most extraordinary cases of any type in American history
3. a fictional case on a show set in a prison

So he'd like to clarify that TRANSWOMEN AREN'T GETTING BUSTED FOR BANK HEISTS AND ILLEGAL STREET FIGHTING RINGS.

The mean streets of Niantic just get worse based on Jake's impressions of the outside world, not only does he have to avoid countless gangs that will murder him on sight, he has to dodge the ILLEGAL street fighting rings (as opposed to the legal ones) and endless bank HEISTS.

If Jake was even half as influential as he wished, he probably set back trans rights, hell human rights in general, a century all by himself.
 
If Jake was even half as influential as he wished, he probably set back trans rights, hell human rights in general, a century all by himself.

He's started to retweet more controversial stuff recently and I can think of few people less equipped to cope with the inevitable backlash than Jake.
 

haha holy shit Jake is so salty about junior high (and his failure to launch as a whole) that he wants to stop everyone from growing up by halting puberty for 5 years. This is what the infantilization of society looks like in the mind of a troon.

Edit: And it's funny how he talks about junior and high school as being the most grueling experiences in life, after which kids could easily go through puberty without all that stress- except that most people after high school are busy either trying to graduate college or starting a career, not sitting around playing board games in mommy's attic, so that doesn't really apply to them.
 
That trait in a lot of these internet "activists" remind me of an article a couple years back that they of course got upset about because they didn't read past the headline in which a very liberal feminist was remarking on how effective Phyllis Schlafly was at turning back the ERA seemingly by herself (initially, and against very strong opposition) and what modern activists could learn from her to use for different ends. IIRC, the author was like "thanks for proving my point about separating means from ends and not immediately going to eleven."

Jake seems to think he needs to become more extreme in his lunacy for some reason, when Zoe-senpai always wanted to be mainstream and that's why she cut bait on so many of the people.
 
Jake the Fake isn't having a second puberty. His first one was just 2x longer than a normal human being's because he is a gnome and their bodies work differently.
 
I *think* what Jake is trying to say here is that a trans person couldn't have done what Hbomberguy did (I suspect any streamer with a large following could have done the same).

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People didn't see Jake's "Mermaids for Mermaids" tweet because they have him muted and he makes 100 tweets a day anyway (plus it was a shit idea).

Jake's RTed a bit about Mumsnet today.

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Someone made a list of all the people who appeared on the stream, I haven't even looked at it and I'm highly doubting that even double digits of them are people that follow SGG. Let alone anyone famous like AOC or Mara Wilson unless they do the autofollowback but never read thing. But yes, it probably was Twitters ALGORITHM that hid his daring and bold attempt, not the fact that if you just sit on his twitter page it fills up with new posts by the minute.
 
This was the sum total of Jake's attempt to get a grass roots campaign going.

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He made those 3 posts on the night of New Year's Day (when a lot of people would still have been recovering from NYE) and then never mentioned it again. Anyone logging on the next day wouldn't have seen it because he didn't pin it and it got buried by retweets.
 
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