🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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My author photo from Tiresias, a book that deals quite frankly with stalking and violence. Some people took me to task not so much for what was in the novel, but for wearing a jacket with an American flag design on it on the back cover. I think for my next jacket cover I'll combine that with my bandana headband, and really drive them nuts. Why do these people care so much about my appearance anyway? Isn't part of being "progressive", you know, not doing that?

The gif represents how I feel when pinheads like this get onto me about looking up my ex or my former coworkers online. Here's a tip: don't piss people off, and later put all your pertinent personal data on Facebook, then get mad and call the person you hurt a creep when they come out of the woodwork a decade later looking for revenge... stupid.
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"Stop being intolerant of other people! Only I get to do that!"

"If you piss people off, you deserve to get stalked."

- Iconoclast the Wise

Some people took me to task not so much for what was in the novel, but for wearing a jacket with an American flag design on it on the back cover.
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Did anybody actually respond to this?
 
Ca Ira said:
I would love to know what it is about buffet dining that Iconoclast finds so attractive that he often lists it alongside anonymous sex orgies with hot babes as a justification for wishing to return to college.
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My guess is the fact that you have someone cooking for you and cleaning up after, just like Mommy. All the benefits of enjoying a good meal with none of the icky responsibility!

On a more serious note, it might just be the idea of eating in a cafeteria with a bunch of other people that appeals to him - having company during meals (and a captive audience to offer stilted laughter during his impromptu stand-up routines).
 
Just finished reading through this thread.

Iconoclast, if you are still reading this thread, I would like an answer as to why all your liberal strawmen characters read like a 1920's comic strip caricature of a black person. Seriously, it's like I'm reading Amos and Andy over here.

And perhaps a broader question, why do you hate black people so much?
 
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/HaggisMcCrablice

Badass Beard
Stalker with a crush
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Also participating in a pretty heated thread here about the Ferguson verdict and the subsequent riots. I stand by my claim. Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown died and were martyred; Rodney King lived to see his name become another punchline, along with Lewinsky, Buttafuoco and Bobbitt. You know your pals on the left have forgotten your cause when a cutaway gag about a cereal named for a faded civil-rights darling goes over the head of a dingusoid who thinks it's a crack against neighborhood bodegas.
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Yeah! Another shoutout!
FYI, our pet dingus referenced the wrong comic.
 
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Of course the other names weren't martyrs, they're cases were custom made for the talk show circuit. Crazy ex? Guy getting his dong cut off? Affair with the president? There's a huge difference between those and kids getting killed. But hey, it's grrrrr evil liberals!

EDIT- Glad to see he still cares about us though. Even if he is too cowardly to return.
 
Time to return this page to the forefront of our collective conciousness because it's our patriotic duty as 'Murricans to shine the light on this crazy knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.

Today I will play the part of Alan Pardew (pbuh), as I collect some choice posts from this fucking place, which, judging by my extremely half-assed survey, seems to be a place where people with a decidedly conservative bent come and post post post post post (seriously Sweetness has over 11,000 posts, while the site founder guy has over 43,000, which is more forums posts than I've ever written and probably ever read). So lets put on our hard hats, my fabulous Kiwis, because we're heading to the GOLD MINE:

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Post tags: racism, stupidity, being afraid of a 12 year old, wanting to beat said 12 year old unconcious, managing to shoehorn in another complaint about this Dale guy
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"Other people do shitty things, therefore I have the right to do shitty things too"
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I'm not sure what the point of this post was, but the linked image is fantastic:
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"general fartknocker behavior", who even talks like this? What a maroon. Continuing on:
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Whats amusing about this is that he persists in blaming everyone else for his lot in life, even when accepting fault would be easier. I also enjoy the other forum-goers' stunned reactions to his wistful harkening back to a time when he wanted to beat a 12 year old unconcious.
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but...but...won't somebody think of Darren Wilson???
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Oh man, this post...this post. Basically what we're looking at here, ladies and germs, is proof positive, from the horse's mouth, unfiltered and raw, of elemental Cowardice, in it's solid form. Those kids in high school? COMPLETELY FUCKING JUSTIFIED IN "CONSTANTLY ASKING YOU WHY YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" because you should at least have fucking tried. It's not like you were a little kid: you were a senior in high school, which means 17-18, full grown, all that jazz. I'll let you in on a little secret: amongst grown men, it's ok to get your ass kicked from time to time. Nothing wrong with it, everyone's had it happen to them, and its good for you, because it keeps you from turning out like...well, you. But instead, you let your fucking mother get beat down and did nothing. No wonder your mom hates you. Shit, I hate you :) And that last link is an old classic, worth a quick look if you're interested in laughing really hard.
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More "Darren Wilson is the REAL VICTIM GAIZ" sperging, and I love the fact that he basically advocates for murdering kids (must be PTSD from that 12 year old).
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This post automatically blew the breaker on my rage circuit.
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Included because who the fuck watches porn with a bunch of other college kids in a public setting like that? Provided the story is even true, of course. I'd really love to talk to one of his college classmates or fellow dormers, because man the stories they'd tell!

Time for more Thanksgiving leftovers, and to be thankful I'm not this guy.

e: apparently he's a brony? I'm not sure if we covered this territory or not but either way, lol brony
 
George Zimmerman made one little mistake shooting a teenage boy in cold blood but Michael Brown was a thug asking for trouble and he deserved to get his ass beat for allegedly shoplifting and resisting arrest.

Right. Gotcha. Thanks, Iconoclast, for clearing things up.
 
"but to say I don't love my mom--in all honesty, if you were right here in front of me, I'd probably beat and strangle you. :mad:"

- The Iconoclast, CWCki forums, November 5, 2014. Emphasis added.

"I was also a shopkeeper for a while, so I know what it’s like to be intimidated by a young punk who comes into your store. I had one. He was just a kid from the neighborhood, maybe 11 or 12. He was unarmed, but a constant nuisance"

- The Iconoclast, USA Patriot forum, November 26, 2014. Emphasis added.
 
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He Sets Me On Fire said:
"but to say I don't love my mom--in all honesty, if you were right here in front of me, I'd probably beat and strangle you. :mad:"

- The Iconoclast, CWCki forums, November 5, 2014. Emphasis added.

"I was also a shopkeeper for a while, so I know what it’s like to be intimidated b young punk who comes into your store. I had one. He was just a kid from the neighborhood, maybe 11 or 12. He was unarmed, but a constant nuisance"

- The Iconoclast, USA Patriot forum, November 26, 2014. Emphasis added.
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That 12 year old was black scary, you don't even know.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"but to say I don't love my mom--in all honesty, if you were right here in front of me, I'd probably beat and strangle you. :mad:"

- The Iconoclast, CWCki forums, November 5, 2014. Emphasis added.

"I was also a shopkeeper for a while, so I know what it’s like to be intimidated by a young punk who comes into your store. I had one. He was just a kid from the neighborhood, maybe 11 or 12. He was unarmed, but a constant nuisance"

- The Iconoclast, USA Patriot forum, November 26, 2014. Emphasis added.
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Well I mean it's not like we didn't know Chris could beat this dude's ass, but it's sure nice to have it confirmed. Makes you wonder what else we're right about. :tomgirl:
 
Plus, I love the fact that Lemongrab is his avatar. He's a manchild who expects everything to go his way and any slight deviance from it gets a scream of "Unacceptable!". Just like Mr. Sweet.

And then he rules his own country, eating his clone/partner and turns his country into some sort of psychedelic CWCville.
 
Pine Tar said:
Plus, I love the fact that Lemongrab is his avatar. He's a manchild who expects everything to go his way and any slight deviance from it gets a scream of "Unacceptable!". Just like Mr. Sweet.

And then he rules his own country, eating his clone/partner and turns his country into some sort of psychedelic CWCville.
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And there are plenty of people who read Lemongrab as autistic, so...
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
Oh man, this post...this post. Basically what we're looking at here, ladies and germs, is proof positive, from the horse's mouth, unfiltered and raw, of elemental Cowardice, in it's solid form. Those kids in high school? COMPLETELY FUCKING JUSTIFIED IN "CONSTANTLY ASKING YOU WHY YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" because you should at least have fucking tried. It's not like you were a little kid: you were a senior in high school, which means 17-18, full grown, all that jazz. I'll let you in on a little secret: amongst grown men, it's ok to get your ass kicked from time to time. Nothing wrong with it, everyone's had it happen to them, and its good for you, because it keeps you from turning out like...well, you. But instead, you let your fucking mother get beat down and did nothing. No wonder your mom hates you.
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Despite my overwhelming disdain for @The_Iconoclast my knee-jerk reaction was to give him the benefit of the doubt here and presume that there was more to this story that we weren't privy to - maybe he wasn't home at the time, or he was asleep, or otherwise physically unable to go to his mom's aid. But he makes it sound like he was there and fully aware of what was going on and simply chose to cower inside while his mother was being brutally assaulted, all because he wanted to save his own ass from a beatdown. Reminds me of something I read once:
The coward believes he will live forever
If he holds back in the battle,
But in old age he shall have no peace
Though spears have spared his limbs.
 
I was going to make this its own thread before I figured out who he was. Sorry if this is old news, I don't keep up with Iconoclast.

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HaggisMcCrablice of Belch Dimension Comics

I checked our referral pages and found out our 8th most popular direct referrer is a sta.sh page. I know sta.sh is a subsidiary of deviantArt used to store writing. So, I opened it up. It's a blog entry, critiquing us and "bully culture".
https://archive.today/zHZ5i

Meet Belch Dimension Comics. I don't know anything about them, but these guy do.
https://archive.today/xCF3U

Here's him reviewing his own thread.
https://archive.today/cTVDF

Who's watching who?
 
Null said:
I was going to make this its own thread before I figured out who he was. Sorry if this is old news, I don't keep up with Iconoclast.

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HaggisMcCrablice of Belch Dimension Comics

I checked our referral pages and found out our 8th most popular direct referrer is a sta.sh page. I know sta.sh is a subsidiary of deviantArt used to store writing. So, I opened it up. It's a blog entry, critiquing us and "bully culture".
https://archive.today/zHZ5i

Meet Belch Dimension Comics. I don't know anything about them, but these guy do.
https://archive.today/xCF3U

Here's him reviewing his own thread.
https://archive.today/cTVDF

Who's watching who?
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Thanks for this, because this proves a point that is becoming more and more apparent as time goes on, and that is that our friend can't seem to stay away. He loves the attention, he really does, even though it's all negative.

Hi Sweetie! I know you're reading, you come by every so often to check and see if we still care, don't you? Haha yes you do, obviously you do. Just a couple of points since I'm actually busy with a real life:

1. Even people on that other board are successfully calling you on your shit. Must be fun right? Even negative attention is good right?

2. This Treenbeen fella was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt regarding defending your family, but I won't. I said you should have gone out and done something because its your mom. You can sit there and equivocate all our (my) writing to "hurr durr blahblah duhhhh" all you want, but the reality of our words shines through the more you link to us and rant and rave about how right we are. Regardless, as is often the case, I'm right and you're wrong and you honestly have no idea why, and it vexes you.

Why don't you just admit that you're a coward? Its ok, lots of people are. Some folks just can't handle the heat so they get out of the kitchen, but you're standing in the door yelling about flames. You won't come back here to defend yourself so you try to do so on your own forums and wouldn't you know it, they don't want to talk to your stupid ass either.

Anyway because you bore me to tears and I have actual work to do I'm just going to sum up briefly why you should have gone out and assisted your defenseless mother: because it was the right thing to do, you incredible moron. You would not have been charged with a crime because then, as now, you're a spineless little twerp who couldn't have harmed a hair on their heads, but they couldn't have known that genius! If I personally had been in that situation I would have gone outside knowing full well I'd probably have gotten my ass kicked, but at least I could take a few blows that were destined for my mom, who suffered a permanent disabling injury. The best part about all this? You really don't feel remorse, all you care about, even now, is what would have happened to you.

I think I might sign up for your forums Johnny, they seem like cool people and we can all talk about what a cretin you are. Doesn't that sound like fun?
 
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