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[Bugaboo]

"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."

Despite all the awful stuff going on in this page, I think the part that really got me was the freakin' Lego cars.

I thought those were their kid's racecar beds and they make them sleep in the garage because they're dicks.

 

[spaps]

"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."

This just raises so many questions.

Why do they drive cars made out of fucking LEGO?
What's with Sonichu's eyes in the second panel?
Why is Sonichu such a pervert?
Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?
Is that blood on Rosie's hands in panel 5?

"Kids comic" my ass.

 

[The Hunter]

Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?

Why does anyone do that? I just squat whenever I need to reach low places, especially with something like a front loader washing machine.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?

Why does anyone do that? I just squat whenever I need to reach low places, especially with something like a front loader washing machine.

Cronic back problems are actually Rosechu's fetish.
Once her spine is damaged beyond repair she'll break Sonichu's and they'll have the best sex of their lives in a glorious 5 hour orgy and then die of exastion.


What the fuck is wrong with me why do I think of these things??

 

[pickleniggo]

Haha, if me and Dun get married, I'm gonna totally call him Hubby Bolt.

Someone on one of the older forums was trying to illustrate a point about the use of "sweetbolt" and compared it to a human calling a significant other "sweetmammal". I was at my boyfriend's at the time and read it out loud because it was so funny to me and I joked that I would start doing that. I actually do when I want to creep him out.

 

[spaps]

Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?

Why does anyone do that? I just squat whenever I need to reach low places, especially with something like a front loader washing machine.

Cronic back problems are actually Rosechu's fetish.
Once her spine is damaged beyond repair she'll break Sonichu's and they'll have the best sex of their lives in a glorious 5 hour orgy and then die of exastion.


What the fuck is wrong with me why do I think of these things??

Don't drink and post.

 

[Fialovy]

Haha, if me and Dun get married, I'm gonna totally call him Hubby Bolt.

Someone on one of the older forums was trying to illustrate a point about the use of "sweetbolt" and compared it to a human calling a significant other "sweetmammal". I was at my boyfriend's at the time and read it out loud because it was so funny to me and I joked that I would start doing that. I actually do when I want to creep him out.

The thing is, we both met on the forums so we would obviously get the joke and actually appreciate it. Occaisionally you will hear me call Dun sweetbolt on Chatzy if you spend enough time on there.

Now, if it was a normal person that had no idea who Chris was, then yeah, of course I wouldn't call them that because a normal person would not understand the whole joke and think its creepy.

 

[José Mourinho]

What's up with the Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan?

 

[Fialovy]

The Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan kind of remind of of the Nephites from some of those Mormon cartoons.

But wow, look at that neck, how the heck does it hold the head up?

 

[Bugaboo]

The Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan kind of remind of of the Nephites from some of those Mormon cartoons.

But wow, look at that neck, how the heck does it hold the head up?

Cherokee magic.

 

[Saney]

The Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan kind of remind of of the Nephites from some of those Mormon cartoons.

But wow, look at that neck, how the heck does it hold the head up?

Cherokee magic.

It helps that his head is light. There's nothing in it, you see.

 

[Fialovy]

I see what you did there!

 

[Rio]

"I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."

I love Chris's little psuedo-disclaimer coming from Rosechu. Like "It's ok for Sonichu to be a pervert because he also appreciates the rest of her!"
Sonichu logic!

Also, dat shrunken face on the bottom left panel. Also, that bucket of blood on the middle right panel.

 

[Caddchef]

What i don't understand is what could Rosechu possibly be washing? Sonichu only wears running shoes and she obviously only owns one dress herself because that's all Chris ever depicts her wearing!

Dirty-crapped-sheets?

 

[Bugaboo]

What i don't understand is what could Rosechu possibly be washing? Sonichu only wears running shoes and she obviously only owns one dress herself because that's all Chris ever depicts her wearing!

Dirty-crapped-sheets?

She's forced to wash Chris's laundry too. It's called laundry tax, a very controversial issue in the politics of cwcville.

 

[spaps]

What i don't understand is what could Rosechu possibly be washing? Sonichu only wears running shoes and she obviously only owns one dress herself because that's all Chris ever depicts her wearing!

Dirty-crapped-sheets?

She's forced to wash Chris's laundry too. It's called laundry tax, a very controversial issue in the politics of cwcville.

CWCville loves to screw over their taxpayers, don't they?

 

[Caddchef]

What i don't understand is what could Rosechu possibly be washing? Sonichu only wears running shoes and she obviously only owns one dress herself because that's all Chris ever depicts her wearing!

Dirty-crapped-sheets?

She's forced to wash Chris's laundry too. It's called laundry tax, a very controversial issue in the politics of cwcville.

CWCville loves to screw over their taxpayers, don't they?

If i recall all Sonichus have first class seats on the CWCville welfare gravy-train, this must be the only tax they actually pay!

 

[BillRiley]

Furry cameltoe - so appropriate for the TV-Y7 crowd.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

1. Why do they drive cars made out of fucking LEGO?
2. What's with Sonichu's eyes in the second panel?
3. Why is Sonichu such a pervert?
4. Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?
5. Is that blood on Rosie's MANOS in panel 5?

1. Because Chrissy's retarded.
2. He's becoming horny.
3. His creator is an adult-autistic child who is going through some sort of creepy adult puberty.
4. So we can see cameltoe.
5. No, Chris just couldn't decide whether he wanted to draw her MANOS or her dress.

 

[spaps]

1. Why do they drive cars made out of fucking LEGO?
2. What's with Sonichu's eyes in the second panel?
3. Why is Sonichu such a pervert?
4. Why is Rosechu bending with her back, instead of her legs?
5. Is that blood on Rosie's MANOS in panel 5?

1. Because Chrissy's retarded.
2. He's becoming horny.
3. His creator is an adult-autistic child who is going through some sort of creepy adult puberty.
4. So we can see cameltoe.
5. No, Chris just couldn't decide whether he wanted to draw her MANOS or her dress.

Thanks DykesDykesChina. Now I know, and