🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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deductionotaku said:
That depends. He'll stay away only until this topic achieves a certain level of activity, one that makes him conclude that the topic would persist indefinitely without him. The level is determined by him, but it's fairly low if I assume it's not influenced by a prior activity. When the original CHYOO got hit hard by...something, only four or five people mentioning him was deemed enough activity for him to return and say "I was gone for days, & you all still decided to make this topic about me!" However, at the time there were only seven or eight people who counter-trolled him, so this number can be seen as half as much related activity during his absence. Therefore, if prior levels are a factor, then we'll need to keep the topic lively - my reason for linking to an old post.

Well, if that old post wasn't enough, allow me to throw more into the ring.

Prior to 2010, TJChurch only had two usernames on CHYOO, and he left one untouched, implying it was a second registration before he learned LitErotica accounts were valid on CHYOO and vice versa. While he wasn't well liked, he was tolerated by most users. However, in 2010, a discussion was sparked over his ability as a writer when he was reviewed poorly and he expressed his desire to return the favor to these users. Most of the community "turned on him" when it was revealed most people agreed with the comments, citing his use improper use of numerals and ampersands as well as his extraneous commas with quotation marks as evidence of his power ability. One such user was the active site moderator (not me, I only have power on the forums), though he later claimed to have been scaling it back to be nice, and TJChurch elected to use his two accounts to maliciously rate the moderator's work with the lowest rating, even going so far as to include feedback that made both his identity and motive clear as crystal. The moderator's response was unrestrained criticisms of TJChurch, encompassing his writing, ego, and more. He punctuated this by banning TJChurch, thereby initiating the long line of re-registrations. After he was banished, he insisted that he had been hacked and the hacker was the cause of all those errors and comments. The person he accuses has changed repeatedly, which led him to claim it's a conspiracy against him. However, the one claim that doesn't change is his insistence that the accused - regardless of indicted user - learned his home address and made threats on his life, apparently frightening him and his family enough to move, though only to a different part of the county. Oddly, this has not changed many of his habits. While the previous problems in his writing have been removed - his way of trying to skate by us - he continues to post without concern of cyber safety.

In the interest of painting a picture, I'll bring up my incident. I was accused of being the hacker, but my threat was much more than words on a screen. According to TJChurch, I found out he was diagnosed as a diabetic and sent him a package containing a box of chocolates, a loaded handgun, and a card that said "Pick one" signed by my username. Yet this threat seems to have been dismissed, as I've spent no time in custody.

Discuss.
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I love that he thinks anyone would spend hundreds of dollars harassing him.
 
nad7155 said:
You just proved my point.
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DespicableFool said:
He's been away for a little while now. Should someone check on him, or should we just assume he's getting ready for the holidays?
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Last time TJ "left", it was for...two, three weeks? He seemed to think that by then, we'd have forgotten about him.

We didn't.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I love that he thinks anyone would spend hundreds of dollars harassing him.
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Sorry, but I actually know this.

Proof?! Without me, this thread doesn't exist. (Never mind I was not a member here when it began, or in contact with any of you. Now, people are posting to the thread while I remain gone for days, or even weeks, despite the same people claiming that me leaving would cause the thread to disappear.) On top of that, people who haven't had any contact with me in months on other Forums are coming here, posting either falsified versions of our past experiences or recollections of experiences with me that in their entirety never happened.

Also, one member here posted a few dozen things to my profile without me responding even one time in between, & another one continued a conversation with me in which he claimed we had no further reason to continue contact. (Getting an E-mail about that is the only reason I came back today.)
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
I love that he thinks anyone would spend hundreds of dollars harassing him.
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Cowlick said:
Sorry, but I actually know this.

Proof?! Without me, this thread doesn't exist. (Never mind I was not a member here when it began, or in contact with any of you. Now, people are posting to the thread while I remain gone for days, or even weeks, despite the same people claiming that me leaving would cause the thread to disappear.) On top of that, people who haven't had any contact with me in months on other Forums are coming here, posting either falsified versions of our past experiences or recollections of experiences with me that in their entirety never happened.

Also, one member here posted a few dozen things to my profile without me responding even one time in between, & another one continued a conversation with me in which he claimed we had no further reason to continue contact. (Getting an E-mail about that is the only reason I came back today.)
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So...where's the money spent?
 
Cowlick said:
Now, people are posting to the thread while I remain gone for days, or even weeks, despite the same people claiming that me leaving would cause the thread to disappear.)
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Teejy, you're going to have to wait a lot longer than two weeks for people to lose interest in you. You've given us plenty to discuss.
 
Cowlick said:
Sorry, but I actually know this.

Proof?! Without me, this thread doesn't exist. (Never mind I was not a member here when it began, or in contact with any of you. Now, people are posting to the thread while I remain gone for days, or even weeks, despite the same people claiming that me leaving would cause the thread to disappear.) On top of that, people who haven't had any contact with me in months on other Forums are coming here, posting either falsified versions of our past experiences or recollections of experiences with me that in their entirety never happened.

Also, one member here posted a few dozen things to my profile without me responding even one time in between, & another one continued a conversation with me in which he claimed we had no further reason to continue contact. (Getting an E-mail about that is the only reason I came back today.)
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A number of people have had fun at my expense by investing little time and no money. There must be no limit to the resources they'll put into trolling me!

Perfect logic from the most perfect being since Leeloo Dallas.
 
Saney said:
Teejy, you're going to have to wait a lot longer than two weeks for people to lose interest in you. You've given us plenty to discuss.
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I gave you nothing to discuss at the start of the thread, yet it began anyway. The fact is logical reasoning can not explain why this thread ever began, let alone why it continues.
 
Cowlick said:
Sorry, but I actually know this.

Proof?! Without me, this thread doesn't exist. (Never mind I was not a member here when it began, or in contact with any of you. Now, people are posting to the thread while I remain gone for days, or even weeks, despite the same people claiming that me leaving would cause the thread to disappear.) On top of that, people who haven't had any contact with me in months on other Forums are coming here, posting either falsified versions of our past experiences or recollections of experiences with me that in their entirety never happened.

Also, one member here posted a few dozen things to my profile without me responding even one time in between, & another one continued a conversation with me in which he claimed we had no further reason to continue contact. (Getting an E-mail about that is the only reason I came back today.)
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Why are you still here?
 
Cowlick said:
I gave you nothing to discuss at the start of the thread, yet it began anyway. The fact is logical reasoning can not explain why this thread ever began, let alone why it continues.
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Teejy-Weejy, how are you not getting this, it's very simple: Two people were talking about you, the thread lasted five posts and then no one posted on it for months, until you revived it by replying to it. If you hadn't done that, you would have been forgotten about it. It's not in our policy to delete forgotten threads. It continues because your huge ego proved that you are indeed a lolcow worth discussing.
 
Surtur said:
Why are you still here?
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Because people on this place continue to contact me. (I already posted that getting an E-mail about someone continuing a conversation with me & yet doing so by saying we had no reason to contact each other anymore was the reason I came back.)

Hyperion, feeling's mutual, but none of us have any control over the other's existence. On the other hand, Surtur, I've posted several times in this thread that the second it leaves the site, so shall I.
 
Saney said:
If you hadn't done that, you would have been forgotten about it. It's not in our policy to delete forgotten threads. It continues because your huge ego proved that you are indeed a lolcow worth discussing.
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"If you hadn't... you would've been forgotten about it." How am I not getting it?! Perhaps b/c there are two subjects in that sentence?! Also, I don't care about your policies; Things change.
 
Cowlick said:
On the other hand, Surtur, I've posted several times in this thread that the second it leaves the site, so shall I.
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You know, that's not a very good incentive, Teejster. We like having you around, you're hysterical. Best lolcow to ever come here, even better than all those wizards who showed up.
 
Cowlick said:
"If you hadn't... you would've been forgotten about it." How am I not getting it?! Perhaps b/c there are two subjects in that sentence?! Also, I don't care about your policies; Things change.
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Oh, a minor typo, that proves that I'm a simpleton, great work. This policy isn't going to change. You have no power here, Teejy-bo-biji, you can't make us change it and you can't remove this thread.
 
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