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We have entered the moping section of the stream. DSP encounters today's first mission that offers some kind of challenge, and he's sighing and complaining like a small child and almost disappears into the loveseat.

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People are throwing money at this man.

-edit- As I was typing this post, he starts shouting about Rockstar and the game, seemingly out of nowhere. Felt really awkward and sudden, almost like he's acting.

He reloads a save, says: "Thanks for the million cheers while I was doing this, everyone, but I'm not going to sit here and respond to everything (meaning: none of them) because I have to do this shitty mission." (or something like that, I'll clip it in a bit)

What a dood.

-edit- Get's really mad at chat for not exactly telling him the location of his mission goal, yelling he's done, calling them assholes.

My god, this stream got extremely negative within a matter of minutes. He's snapping at anyone in chat trying to give him instructions. Even a 100 bitch here from InsomniaticMeat gets a cold "thank you".
 
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"I can't give a million Q&A questions when I'm doing a mission like this, man. I just have to hyper-focus."
Hot interactions.

Wastes time listening to bad directions in chat. "That's FUCKED UP. You're a fucking asshole!" For some reason he believed the objective would be 'deeper in the airport' (ie. on the runway).

Meanwhile he almost made it to the target in time, but rolled the vehicle 20 times because he drives like a complete mong.

He has to be sandbagging this because there was no reason to roll the vehicle where he did.

EDIT: Car bursts into flames. 2 seconds later: "Oh. My car is going to blow up." That reactive gameplay.
 
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I want to remind everyone that this man could lose custody of his children and is asking fans to help with legal fees.

Dark is begging and talking about going through a hard time because he cant afford to pay his taxes from the $100,000+ he made last year.

Burn in Hell, Burnell.
 
Two questions:

1) Is someone hosting Phil? He's viewer count is 679, which is the highest I've seen in a while.

2) I know DSP is strict about his schedule and this is a rhetorical question, but why would he take a break right when he's hit his highest viewer count this month? This is worse than quitting the stream in the middle of E7's cheer bomb.
 
Ok, small recap of the past hour or so.

First up, watch this clip of today's pre-stream, where DSP says there's no negativity or toxicity in his FUN streams that are a great place to hang out:
And yes, he said this only about three hours before what's coming next.

Starts yelling about the game/devs - kinda feels like he's acting here:

Gets extremely pissy at chat, throwing a hissy fit, calling names etc.:

Such a FUN stream and a great place to hang out, dood! I mean, if parents saw their children watching this 36-year-old man first take about half an hour to an hour every.single.stream to guild trip them into sending him money to pay for his loans, bills and debts, and then shouting at them like some kind of deranged drunken hobo, they'd instantly give out their credit card information to them, I'm sure!

Salubrious said:
Two questions:

1) Is someone hosting Phil? He's viewer count is 679, which is the highest I've seen in a while.

2) I know DSP is strict about his schedule and this is a rhetorical question, but why would he take a break right when he's hit his highest viewer count this month? This is worse than quitting the stream in the middle of E7's cheer bomb.
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1) This is what happens most of the time when he's raging at a game where normal people usually wouldn't rage at. I guess the word spreads quickly on Twitter and partially due to us talking about it here.

2) This is a difficult question, so the answer is quite long:
Phil is a weird man.
 
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"That's fucked up. WHY would you DO that?"

Even if you give Dark the benefit of the doubt and agree that he was being trolled, he's talking about it like it's a child sex cult or something. 10 year legacy, still doesn't know not every piece of information people tell you on the internet is true. GG no re Dark
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
"That's fucked up. WHY would you DO that?"

Even if you give Dark the benefit of the doubt and agree that he was being trolled, he's talking about it like it's a child sex cult or something. 10 year legacy, still doesn't know not every piece of information people tell you on the internet is true. GG no re Dark
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but like, lying to DSP makes him look bad and hurts his ego dood
and hurting DSPs ego is the worst thing ever
it's like 25 9/11s and 18 holocausts all in one
it's not like he could learn the game, he has to play the game afap so he can go to other games cause he's a variety strimmer, nothing he could do.
people should be grateful that god's gift to mankind, phil burnell, is strimmin vidya
 
He's on the dam mission and he is overtly refusing to attempt to kill the guards or acquire weapons. He basically just keeps suicide running it in, or trying odd elaborate things, wondering if there are ways to cheese the mission.

I'm fairly certain he is doing that thing he sometimes does where he is trying to stretch the stream to the standard end time, but without having to switch games or get creative, so he keeps deliberately self-sabotaging.
Now he's 'choking'. Which, again, apparently means coughing. Which he did straight into the mic.

EDIT: He finally did it perfectly fine. Now we're clapping into the mic and making tone deaf instrument noises over the music, as is tradition.
Phil is telling us about the popularity of using glowsticks in the club while high, back in the day.
He says he has no idea what he is going to do now. Someone suggests he 'go on a rampage and bang a prostitute' and Phil laughs and says he is not going to do that. I suspect he didn't realize the guy was talking about the game.

Now we're on a rant about the two party system and being politically independent. Because why not.

Now we're dancing with the mascot.

"Even though I'm enjoying beating the game, we didn't beat the tips goal for today, so why would I dab? C'mon guys. AIN'T I A STINKER?"

Phil is debating what to play this week, and has suggested that instead of playing a new game on Friday, he will start the Dark Souls Remastered Redemption Run. Which would be interesting because he played GTA3 first, saying Sekiro is releasing close by so he can't do Dark Souls. So instead he has pushed Dark Souls closer to Sekiro instead. He's now yelling at chat for calling for Shenmue.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Has anyone did the autism math and figured out by his logic when his bills are due?
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I'd pulled together mentions of "bills" from Twitter (other than the one mention here I was aware of, searching for dates of "paying bills" isn't so easy) for the next time this was asked.

The calendar illustrates his complaints of "paying bills" from July 7 2014 - December 30 2018. It looks mostly random. Notice the cluster of red in December (Christmas), including one such complaint on Christmas Eve.

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-3983#post-4144048 30-Dec-2018: “I’ve got to sit down and schedule all of my bills, that I was supposed to pay over the past week. But I didn’t, because I was sick! ANd, they’re all coming due on the first! So, I have to sit down and do TWO HOURS OF BILL PAYING!”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/948469069245644801 3-Jan-2018 “Wednesday is another session of Metal Gear Solid 2 remastered on stream! Only one stream bc I'll be running errands and paying bills the rest of the day, so be sure to stop by if you can! Double streams return Thursday!“


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/945163512908718082 24-Dec-2017 Now sitting down on this lovely white Christmas Eve to pay a stack of bills and taxes I owe. Well, I've had great fun these last few days and tomorrow also looks to be great, so I guess I can accept this without a "HUMBUG!" scream! LOL Happy Holidays, folks!


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/915648377827635200 7-Oct-2017 “My first day off from streaming! On the agenda: vacuum the inside of the car, get it washed, a trip to Sam's Club and paying bills. WOO!”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/885236685654573056 12-Jul-2017 “First 2.5 hours of my time off: queuing up YouTube uploads, paying bills and business emails. Now about to clean the house. JOY!”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/810334207683792896 17-Dec-2016 “So I'm having a fun night. Just released DSP Tries It, wrapped the final Christmas presents, now paying bills & maybe working on TLG review”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/714642051480948737 26-Mar-2016 “Don't you hate when paying taxes/bills keeps you from making creative video content? Me too! Now starting work on my DS3 1st impressions!”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/633857514937815040 18-Aug-2016 “Right now I'm uploading vids, downloading the Black Ops 3 beta, backing up video files to storage and paying bills. Now THAT'S multitasking”


https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/486236272944742400 -7-Jul-2014 “Paying my bills and @comcast is great; since I have 2 internet lines and TV, I have to create THREE different online accounts. #efficiency”

Salubrious said:
1) Is someone hosting Phil? He's viewer count is 679, which is the highest I've seen in a while.
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Comma said:
1) This is what happens most of the time when he's raging at a game where normal people usually wouldn't rage at. I guess the word spreads quickly on Twitter and partially due to us talking about it here.
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Yep. :lol: @Salubrious, you'd even said

Salubrious said:
We could be in for a legendary salty mission here folks. Tune in right now.
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Comma said:
Starts yelling about the game/devs - kinda feels like he's acting here
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He must have noticed the views going up. I think he's hamming it up knowing the number are rising cuz of the rage.
 
Haunter said:
I'd pulled together mentions of "bills" from Twitter (other than the one mention here I was aware of, searching for dates of "paying bills" isn't so easy) for the next time this was asked.
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May want to consider most Sundays too, since has claimed that 'paying bills' is a consistent reason for why he does not have a second stream on Sundays. It's likely a lie and he just doesn't want to stream, but I prefer to believe he gets out the checkbook and sits at the kitchen table after dinner with his glasses on a granny chain, sealing envelopes for Kat to mail on her way to work on Monday morning. Because Phil's house is in a bubble where it is 1990.
 
So, $124/200 today, with $80 being tipped by two people. It's like these exceptional individuals are working in shifts to make sure there's a sizeable donation every stream...

Anyway, DSP talked to chat (wow) for a bit after beating his meat GTA 3, and got mad at people suggesting he should play Shenmu 2 this Friday because of the early completion of GTA 3. Shouts at them, saying he doesn't want to do too many Japanese RPGs at the same time.
He follows this up by asking chat if he should start his magic run of Dark Souls instead, this... Japanese... RPG...

Chat's answer:

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DSP's conclusion: "I'll put up a Twitter poll." :story:

He knows Dark Souls attracts a special kind of money thrower, and he knows randos on Twitter are going to vote in favor of him playing DS.
 
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F in the chat for bigmikey148 who was banned about 20 minutes after the stream ended despite never saying anything in the chat.
 
Comma said:
So, $124/200 today, with $80 being tipped by two people. It's like these exceptional individuals are working in shifts to make sure there's a sizeable donation every stream...

Anyway, DSP talked to chat (wow) for a bit after beating his meat GTA 3, and got mad at people suggesting he should play Shenmu 2 this Friday because of the early completion of GTA 3. Shouts at them, saying he doesn't want to do too many Japanese RPGs at the same time.
He follows this up by asking chat if he should start his magic run of Dark Souls instead, this... Japanese... RPG...

Chat's answer:

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DSP's conclusion: "I'll put up a Twitter poll." :story:

He knows Dark Souls attracts a special kind of money thrower, and he knows randos on Twitter are going to vote in favor of him playing DS.
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Yay...more fucking dark souls. Just do a stream of just drinking gin at least it'd be more entertaining than your usual content.
 
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