🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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ToroidalBoat said:
If I recall from earlier in the thread, Iconoclast doesn't want to move out from living with his mom and his abusive brother unless he can find a place near college (I believe it was the one he was kicked out of).
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Dude wants to live on campus. As in, a dorm room.
 
You know "The Nexus" from that one Star Trek movie? An ideal part of The Nexus for him could be living in a college dorm in "half past 1997" while working on the college paper, analog TV sans the TV rating system on the air, conservatism in vogue, the calender would always be in the 90s, and dating would work the way Iconoclast likes it. Forever.
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
I really don't understand the desire to do this. I hated living on campus, so stifling and costly for a room I was hardly ever in.
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I never had the dorm experience but my sister says it's cramped as hell. There's also the issue of money. There's financial aid but that doesn't last forever. I'm curious to know what his brilliant plan would be when his aid gets cut.
 
John Titor said:
I never had the dorm experience but my sister says it's cramped as hell. There's also the issue of money. There's financial aid but that doesn't last forever. I'm curious to know what his brilliant plan would be when his aid gets cut.
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Oh man, he'd pay for it with all the money he's pulling in from the job he has. :)
 
John Titor said:
I never had the dorm experience but my sister says it's cramped as hell. There's also the issue of money. There's financial aid but that doesn't last forever. I'm curious to know what his brilliant plan would be when his aid gets cut.
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He's going to get a big settlement from the deep pockets of the lawn mower tycoon ex-boss and the fabulously wealthy Arkansas State Universi I can't even finish typing this. I mean, he's going to make mad cash from selling Melaleuca oh my sides
 
Sorry for quoting stuff from page ~25, but holy balls, I am drawn to this like a moth to a flame... but at the same time, it's physically painful to read some of Iconoclast's ramblings. Some are hilarious, some are nonsensical, some are fucking terrifying.

The_Iconoclast said:
If a slut from Georgetown U. can wheedle Congress into giving her and her skeezy friends free birth control, I can make a comeback. Adapting is for the weak. I and my fellow Teapot Domers (a more extreme version of the Tea Party I am looking to assemble, made up of those working to bring the world back to half-past 1997 by 2024) will bend the world to our will. We will not let it bend us.
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This sounds like something straight out of an axe-murderer's manifesto.

The_Iconoclast said:
I don't like that my old friends from school still hold a grudge after all these years and won't talk to me, offer their help on my book projects, or put in a good word for me with the companies they work for.
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Fucking hell, dude. You hate your friends for holding grudges against you, but you will never forgive Ashleagh or whatever, or the guy from the newspaper, or the university, or Obama for turning off analogue TV, or...

Jesus.

What do you have to say about this?
 
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Update (11/20/14)"Blah blah blah yibbeddy yibbeddy yibbeddy hims is bad hims is not think like we do mangled, laughable definition of "reality" yibbeddy yibbeddy yibbedy blah."
Or, you know, the people will hear my words, embrace me as a god, and I will finally rebuild my life the way it used to be. You know, whichever.

Also, you have to love the way these morons backpedal on their stance regarding board censorship, from "What you is talks about? We is not do that! Well... Your computer is old! It not can keeps up! Duh, hurr hurr hurr hurr!" to "Duh...oh, yeah. Okay. We is totally do that. Sorry." Try to all get on the same page first before you come after me, people.

The photo is from my college yearbook, not my high-school one, so yeah, great attention to detail in your research there, jackass.

And, finally, it's interesting how a group who professes to be so forward-thinking and who loves and tolerates alternative lifestyles is so quick to call anyone or anything they don't agree with "gay". It's like riding the schoolbus with a group of nattering fourth-graders.
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The coward is firing shots behind the safety of his deviantart account.
 
John Titor said:
The coward is firing shots behind the safety of his deviantart account.
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At least if he bawwwletes his dA posts to try to cover his ass later on, we'll have them all archived here for posterity. And I see he's still trying to characterize his detractors as dribbling idiots. Makes him look so crafty to be outwitting people he acknowledges as his inferiors, doesn't it? :roll:
 
Shadow Fox said:
At least if he bawwwletes his dA posts to try to cover his ass later on, we'll have them all archived here for posterity. And I see he's still trying to characterize his detractors as dribbling idiots. Makes him look so crafty to be outwitting people he acknowledges as his inferiors, doesn't it? :roll:
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By every metric that matters, we are vastly superior to him. In fact, I can't think of a single one where he's got us beat.

My personal metric of success? I've gotten winner ratings from Catparty AND Satan! Feels good, I won't lie. :heart-full:
 
Also, you have to love the way these morons backpedal on their stance regarding board censorship, from "What you is talks about? We is not do that! Well... Your computer is old! It not can keeps up! Duh, hurr hurr hurr hurr!" to "Duh...oh, yeah. Okay. We is totally do that. Sorry." Try to all get on the same page first before you come after me, people.
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"They're the ones who are inconsistent and incompetent, not me! Don't shine that goddamn projector in my eyes, it burrrrrrns!"

(Also, I don't actually want to mock Iconoclast for having obsolescent computers. My desktop PC/file server is from 2005 and have had to use several hand-me-down computers over the years. I KNOW THE PAIN, Fartyboo, we can all get through it with some humour, don't you think?)

TheIceCreamMan said:
By every metric that matters, we are vastly superior to him. In fact, I can't think of a single one where he's got us beat.

My personal metric of success? I've gotten winner ratings from Catparty AND Satan! Feels good, I won't lie. :heart-full:
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And I've gotten ratings! Like, many ratings other than Dumb and Autistic. Such success
 
It's ok. He's the coolest comic artist on Stormfront.

Seriously, the Brokeblack Mountain thing and saying "jigaboo junction" to describe a "bad neighborhood"? Keep that hood washed, buddy.
 
It's funny how the guy just keeps track of every negative thing that's ever said about him. And I thought I was insecure...:alog:
 
Hey Iconoclast, if you could elaborate on why you dislike your "friends" holding grudges against you for decades, and feel they shouldn't, versus why it's okay for you to (passionately, fervently, loudly) hold on to grudges for the same time period, that would be fucking neato.

Also, the Clinton administration paired up college students as some kind eugenics program.

Fucking LOL.

So if this was true...

- Why didn't Bush, during either of his two terms, expose this frankly horrible experiment for the world to see? If he did, and it was substantiated, there would never be another Democratic government ever. It would literally be bigger than Watergate.

- Why did no other students, ever, aside from you mention this? Why has no other student ever reported being approached by the government and told, "hook up with his person. Here is his file." Do you believe every student on your old campus accepted their assignments without question?

- Why were you not approached by government agents to arrange for you to have a mate?

- Were only female students approached? If so, why did none of them ever, once, complain about the person they were assigned or expose the program?

- If anyone did expose the program, what would happen to them? Why didn't it happen to you?

- If you did by some impossible miracle win a huge lawsuit against everyone who has ever hurt you, and also get permission to return to your university, and live on campus and follow your dream, in every single way... What would stop The System from just taking it all away again? What precautions would you take?
 
autism420 said:
Not sure if you guys noticed this highschool picture of our hero:

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Also him equating his situation to rape is sickening. What a piece of shit.
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How did this motherfucker lose his chin? Did he drop weight? Is this a 'good' photo that shows him with what can be mistaken for a chin under the neckbeard? Is he a leper and it just fell off? Man no wonder your girlfriend only wanted to talk to you over the phone.
 
autism420 said:
Not sure if you guys noticed this highschool picture of our hero:

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Also him equating his situation to rape is sickening. What a piece of shit.
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Man. If ZZ Top and Nick Bate had a baby ...

TheIceCreamMan said:
Since the Ice Cream Man No Essay Rule was implemented I haven't had a lot of cause to talk about this turd, but here's something I can jam into a paragraph real fast: there are two separate planes of existence at work here. They are Reality and Sweetie's Reality. In Sweetie's Reality, all he needs to do is find the right combination of words or phrases to somehow convince everyone that he was horribly maligned and deserves compensation for all the opportunities he was denied. Once this occurs, he'll make good on past commitments and prove to all the haters and everyone who ever doubted him that he's the capital m Man and that we should all be privileged to know him. He'll be the talk of the town! You'll see!

In Reality, where we all live, even if he had a case no one would care because its a right to work state and no one cares about a newspaper at a University. There's just no chance that past glories mean anything in this day and age, even in the best of circumstances it's never about what you've done, it's about what you can do and what you've done for me, you, us, lately.

edit: fuck it it's essay time
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Yeah, I mean, how precisely does he think he's going to 'win' anything? I don't know anything about law, but if he were going to go to court, I presume it would have to be a civil case, as no laws were broken (correct me if I'm wrong about any of this). So, then, the case would be rooted in his complaint that ... what? He was released by people who no longer wanted to employ him? That's kind of what a boss is allowed to do.
 
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