Video of Chris at Lukas's house

[SpineySonichu]

Yeah he's definitely high in that video I'd say.

 

[Time of Space]

I usually try to read through a thread before posting but holy shit that is one of the most hilarious things I've seen as of late.

The look of at the end really sealed the deal

 

[PT 940]

There's embarrassment in his expression. I can't help but feel that Chris knows he's just tonguing the air but was goaded into doing this.

"Oh yeah? If she's real then make out with her! Right now!"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Do we know how Chris actually communicates with cartoons in the CWCiverse? As in; does he daydream interactions with them, or sit in front of a drawing of Sonic and audibly speak to it?

I have my answer.

 

[Ghostbeater]

If you wonder how Cryzel feels, here you go

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I get kind of an "Emperor's New Clothes" vibe from that video. "Yeah Christine, we can see Cryzel, can't you?"

He pretty clearly didn't know that he was on camera until he turned around, and then he was embarrassed and didn't want to get mad at his "friends". They are totally exploiting him.

There's embarrassment in his expression. I can't help but feel that Chris knows he's just tonguing the air but was goaded into doing this.

I think his embarrassment is proof positive that he doesn't actually believe his own Dimensional Merge nonsense, he just wishes it was true. A truly delusional person wouldn't have any sense of shame.

Chris is probally just happy he found a group of girls to hang out with.

"Lukas" & the rest of the Teen Troon Squad are FtM, meaning they're attention-seeking little Tumblr teenybopper lesbians-in-denial LARPing as gay bois to fulfill their yaoi fantasies.

So "Lukas" is really a TRUE & HONEST girl named Lillie/Celeste, as @TrunksFromDragonballGT said.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @James Howlett

 

[fuck your zamboni]

i've no idea how they can stand the stench of onion and burnt donkey shit in their house

 

[bigshot]

The people that troll Chris are losers. That goes for his protectors and white knights too. Chris would be a lot more fun if "christorical figures" and wannabe ones didn't manipulate him to put themselves in the spotlight. They're messing up our lolcow.

 

[I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes]

There's no way he just imagines a person's there, right? Like, he's gotta be lying to himself.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Anyone notice how Chris' tongue can make a cow's tongue look attractive in comparison.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

My first impression is that he will probably be sitting on a city sidewalk doing something similar in a few years.

What I find more disturbing is Chris's facial expression at the end of his makeout session. He really does look "special".

Looks like the Ahuvia Harel or whatever facial expression at the end.​

 

[nvrwastetree]

Jesus Christ. You imagine it in your head but it’s never as disturbing as seeing it in real time. Chris has lost his shit.

So what was the purpose of recoding Chris making out with his almagations again?

What I find more disturbing is Chris's facial expression at the end of his makeout session. He really does look "special".

It looks like he's in the midst of having a stroke. Either that or Chris was fully convinced his teen troon squad friends could see wheverthefuck Chris is making out with, only for Chris to sadly realize that no, no they didn't see him and all they saw was a borderline 40 year old, delusional manchild making out with air.

True... but at some point too, you realize they're essentially taking advantage of an exceptional individual who doesn't know any better.

I'm sorry, but at this point, Chris knows better. This shit of him being fooled by people he has believed to be his friends has been going on for almost the greater part of the last decade now. Chris is just stupid, stubborn, and at this point, crazy and will be friends with anyone who validates his delusions.

 

[Nobunaga]

Anyone notice how Chris' tongue can make a cow's tongue look attractive in comparison.

Chris would make a giraffe toungue look normal

 

[Fibonacci]

I am simply bothered by the way Chris' head always bounces around like it's been superimposed onto someone else's body. Much like the way Livia Soprano's did after the actress playing her died:

 

[Lipitor]

The lights are on but no one's home.

I thought he was trying to hit a roach or one of those tiny gas station pieces at first.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I don't know, he seems pretty content. Chris is just awkward and he probably has some weed in him. He's in a room, drawing I think, with his galpals and listening to music while playing make believe. He can go there and escape all the horrible reality waiting for him at home. If he was in the middle of the mall doing that he'd be in autism heaven.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm just glad Chris didn't say, "Hey for 10 bucks I'll let smell her cootch".

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Looks like the Ahuvia Harel or whatever facial expression at the end.

I was going to say the same but was waiting for someone else to notice! Its slightly uncanny for a moment. Maby its part of the MERGE.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I am simply bothered by the way Chris' head always bounces around like it's been superimposed onto someone else's body. Much like the way Livia Soprano's did after the actress playing her died

it's because his face is half jowl at this point.

 

[ZX 008]

In the old days Chris still had some grasp over reality (however tenuous) but this whole saga really takes things to a new level. Chris isn't hurting anyone but himself at this point but given how suggestable he is that could change.