Video of Chris at Lukas's house

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Mariposa Electrique said:
If Chris can't figure out that people are making fun of him, that's his problem as well as the people that failed him along the way. Chris is getting tricked by a bunch of kids, just like every day of his life. This emo-glitter troon squad garbage is nothing new. In a few years, Chris wil get tricked by a bunch of rich mean girls when they tell him, "Hey Chris! Shove my mom's mini-vac up your butt and turn it on, so we can see sparks fly out of your rectum. It's the only way you can prove your Sonichu lineage to us!...but hurry, I have a ballet recital in like 30 minutes. "
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True... but at some point too, you realize they're essentially taking advantage of a retard who doesn't know any better.
 
I think sometimes the bad and sad feelings come from just knowing things like this exist in the world, Chris or no Chris. This happened, we know about it and now we have to deal with it. There is a lot of bad stuff in the world and videos like this are a strange reminder of the weird place the world is.
 
Dingus Bing Bong said:
What I find more disturbing is Chris's facial expression at the end of his makeout session. He really does look "special".
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Hes starting to look a fair bit like Rocky Dennis.
 
It's kinda sad that Chris isn't legally exceptional, he'd be protected from this type of shit and could even contribute to society. But since his IQ hovers somewhere just above 70 he's free to tongue his under-age invisible Pokemon waifu.
 
Guts Gets Some said:
True... but at some point too, you realize they're essentially taking advantage of an exceptional individual who doesn't know any better.
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The dimensional merge bullshit is silly, but I haven't seen it really harm Chris (yet) and didn't they drop like 1k on SheCameForCWC? I can't honestly tell who's being taken advantage of here.
 
Yolandi said:
I think sometimes the bad and sad feelings come from just knowing things like this exist in the world, Chris or no Chris. This happened, we know about it and now we have to deal with it. There is a lot of bad stuff in the world and videos like this are a strange reminder of the weird place the world is.
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Bro, shit like this flies every day every minute, even now as we speak. It pains me to say, but you're much happier off not knowing about everything.
 
Apocalypso said:
Bro, shit like this flies every day every minute, even now as we speak. It pains me to say, but you're much happier off not knowing about everything.
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There's a lot worse that goes on in the world that goes on completely unreported. It's sad, but people learn to ignore things beyond their immediate control. It's a sanity thing.
 
Brian Butterfield said:
It's kinda sad that Chris isn't legally exceptional, he'd be protected from this type of shit and could even contribute to society. But since his IQ hovers somewhere just above 70 he's free to tongue his under-age invisible Pokemon waifu.
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Someone could probably convince Chris that the only way to finally prove to all the "haters" that he really is a genius is to get a legit professional IQ test. If it shows that he's actually mentally re'tarded it would mean he's a vulnerable adult and could get some protection from this kind of thing.
 
So is Chris hoverhanding his imaginary wife Cryzel or is she as fat as he is?

Edit: or eating her head like a praying mantis. Dude is out of his mind - more so than usual.
 
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Looney Troons said:
So is Chris hoverhanding his imaginary wife Cryzel or is she as fat as he is?

Edit: or eating her head like a praying mantis. Dude is out of his mind - more so than usual.
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Just like the how to eat pussy video... Chris shows everyone he has never actually had any kind of sexual experience. Sure he paid a hooker once or twice, but he didn’t actually do anything. He didn’t even cum with the first ho (by his own account)

His makeout technique is literally him tongue punching the air and sometimes his hand. It’s an odd thing to have to see.
 
Too right. Stephanie Bustcakes needs to reconsider those prices given the display of technique.

4Macie said:
Just like the how to eat pussy video... Chris shows everyone he has never actually had any kind of sexual experience. Sure he paid a hooker once or twice, but he didn’t actually do anything. He didn’t even cum with the first ho (by his own account)

His makeout technique is literally him tongue punching the air and sometimes his hand. It’s an odd thing to have to see.
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Dingus Bing Bong said:
What I find more disturbing is Chris's facial expression at the end of his makeout session. He really does look "special".
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He pretty clearly didn't know that he was on camera until he turned around, and then he was embarrassed and didn't want to get mad at his "friends". They are totally exploiting him.
 
You know the farms have desensitized you, when the thing you find most disgusting in that video was them playing Stone Sour (I much prefer Slipknot but still). Corey Taylor deserves better goddamn it.
 
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