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Her troll-shielding is the most annoying thing about her. It's like the ultimate "nice guy" move.

Youve set the bar so low, and then yorue trying to act like passing some merit in one area and acknowledging your flaws absolves you of them. People respect it and they see that maybe you can self-reflect but so can everyone else, it doesnt make you better-than just because youve done this bare minimum of shit, so people HAVE to treat you the way you want.

She's like, oh, Im not a woman abuser, Im such a nice guy, I deserve this I deserve that. Oh I have a job, I am capable of looking at myself and just admitting these things (without really taking accountability for them, just taking account of them) therefore Im such a nice guy, Ive passed this arbitrary bar so Im just as good as everyone else.

I'm not literally the worst lolcow on the site, therefore Im a nice guy and nobody can make fun of me. I cant be a lolcow or a shit person because in my perspective people arent immediately repulsed by me and will interact with and spend time with me so I must be a great person.

Lady you can be autistic or even a criminal without being a necessarily bad person, and you can be a shit person without having those things. You can be unemployed and not be a lolcow, this is autistic but it's one of those "All A is B but not all B is A" things.
 
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This thread has gotten active again and I'm surprised.
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dude, lagoona is a true lolcow. this thread will never die. no matter how hard she tries. no matter what she does to cover up her shit, this thread will never, ever die. she doesnt learn and her victim complex has insulated her to the point that she just doesnt understand why she is an inappropriate person
 
DuckSucker said:
Lady you can be autistic or even a criminal without being a necessarily bad person, and you can be a shit person without having those things. You can be unemployed and not be a lolcow, this is autistic but it's one of those "All A is B but not all B is A" things.
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But guys, she plays the french horn *and* has a part time job. She really showed us that she isn't a lolcow, checkmate kiwifarms. In all seriousness, it is kind of funny how she's trying to deflect again and insist she isn't as bad as other cows, given one of the big contributing factors to her getting a thread was her repeated "at least I'm not as bad as Chris-chan" posts. Her trying to insist she doesn't obsess over things like other cows is also laughable given her Jontron stalking. She had a cake with the dude's face, wrote fanfic about him, bought shit from etsy just to talk to his gf and claim some sort of friendship and even highlighted the fact that he one time responded to her tweet or something along those lines in her twitter bio.
 
This poor, stupid girl.
She really needs to just get away from anything and everything relating to lolcows. It's not that hard to do, there's a whole big internet out there where people have never heard of Chris Chan or Pixyteri, or even better a whole real world out there where if you call someone an "exceptional individual" they will think you're complimenting them.
Whatever her endgame is with all this unbridled autism it's at least fun for us, but I doubt will end with her being the Queen of her own lolcow farm or anti-cow internet army or whatever it is she thinks she'll accomplish with her callouts and random gift giving.

I'm still curious, and sorry if it's been addressed and I missed it, but when she was in here screeching about having a thread, why did she keep insisting she was promised she wouldn't be targeted? I know she doesn't get why she deserves a thread because lack of self reflection is a common cow trait but she was acting like she had some special, elevated status.

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Please tell me she's at least friends with this person and didn't just message that to some random brony out of the blue
 
SpaceAce said:
I'm still curious, and sorry if it's been addressed and I missed it, but when she was in here screeching about having a thread, why did she keep insisting she was promised she wouldn't be targeted? I know she doesn't get why she deserves a thread because lack of self reflection is a common cow trait but she was acting like she had some special, elevated status.
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I think it was one or two mods that previously told her she was not going to have a halal thread made about her before all of this happened, probably because she was a regular here and contributed here despite her behavior. This gave her a false sense of security and in a way I think it kinda amplified her behavior. I don't think that telling her that she would be treated like every user doing this kind of thing would have helped in any way though. Hell, @yawning sneasel trying to get her to calm this stuff down for hours didn't do anything, so I think this thread was bound to happen eventually, "protection" or not.
 
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I think it was one or two mods that previously told her she was not going to have a halal thread made about her before all of this happened, probably because she was a regular here and contributed here despite her behavior. This gave her a false sense of security and in a way I think it kinda amplified her behavior. I don't think that telling her that she would be treated like every user doing this kind of thing would have helped in any way though. Hell, @yawning sneasel trying to get her to calm this stuff down for hours didn't do anything, so I think this thread was bound to happen eventually, "protection" or not.
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Pretty much a few mods, me included, were asked by her back in like... i guess it was july(?) if she was gonna get a thread because she was bothering chris on twitter. i told her that i didnt think she would because thats not how it works. you get a thread if you are a lolcow, not an idiot. I warned her that if she kept bothering cows that she would gain the interest of other people. Well, @hood LOLCOW started looking through her twitter and he found stuff that was hilarious. He kept looking and found a bunch of her social media. At first her thread wasnt ever gonna happen, everything was just gonna stay in pm chains. but it just got to this point where there was so much it needed to be posted. It was either give her a thread or post her in the lunatics who yell at a disabled man thread. i think this was best.
 
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Pretty much a few mods, me included, were asked by her back in like... i guess it was july(?) if she was gonna get a thread because she was bothering chris on twitter. i told her that i didnt think she would because thats not how it works. you get a thread if you are a lolcow, not an idiot. I warned her...
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And her Halal happened in the middle of October. So from July-ish to October she knew that people were on to her shenanigans yet didn’t dial her behaviour back. THAT is some serious lack of awareness and proof of impending and warranted lolcow status right there.
 
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The fact that she actually asked mods to not allow a thread to be made about her implies she was at least semi-aware that she had lolcow tendencies or that people would have material to make a thread about her from, yet that didn't stop her from continuing to act like... that. Amazing.
 
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What I find mindblowing is that she was here watching cows get doxed and mocked for years and didn't learn a learn a goddamn thing about opsec.
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She's got that massive arrogant, ego and hubris that a lot of the more fun lolcows have. No matter how many times you tell them and show them how not to fuck up, they still fuck up and then blame everyone else.
 
Vacation 2015 - A prank involving ADF's accidental suicide happens.

Vacation 2017 Part One - Vordrak temporarily destroys Kiwi.

Vacation 2017 Part Two - The thread pozloading my negholeooop is made, exposing several oldfags and their sperging.

Vacation 2018 - This epic thread is made.

I dunno why so much extreme shit happens when I travel.
 
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She randomly replied to someone's tweet to her from October and demanded he link her to his apology (there was none).
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She's a great lolcow. She combines deviancy of a sadfag, strong delusion as to her ridiculousness, and her desperate flailing to try and get people to focus on other cows. She is much to stupid to stop whining and involving herself in situations that make her even more ridiculous. Which then in turn makes her laying out reasons why she isn't a lolcow all the more funny.
 
Lez said:
The fact that she actually asked mods to not allow a thread to be made about her implies she was at least semi-aware that she had lolcow tendencies or that people would have material to make a thread about her from, yet that didn't stop her from continuing to act like... that. Amazing.
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She's just right on the brink of self-awareness. But too autistic and/or arrogant to do anything to actually work towards fixing it.

TrippinKahlua said:
Vacation 2015 - A prank involving ADF's accidental suicide happens.

Vacation 2017 Part One - Vordrak temporarily destroys Kiwi.

Vacation 2017 Part Two - The thread pozloading my negholeooop is made, exposing several oldfags and their sperging.

Vacation 2018 - This epic thread is made.

I dunno why so much extreme shit happens when I travel.
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It's the Kahlua curse, your bloodline brings doom/lol.
 
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