🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Cyber Bowling]

I think what pushed things over the edge in terms of deserving a thread is her repeatedly lying about her parents abusing her when the abuse not only never happened, but both her parents seem to be decent enough and very supportive of her. The fact she was doing it for so long and that it was a go to excuse makes it hard to feel much sympathy. It also makes it hard to believe she's just trying to do things out of the kindness of her heart. She seems pretty manipulative overall, and I don't think for a moment her suddenly being kind to Chris is genuine, I think it is more about using Chris to get her own attention. Going out of her way to get Chris a gift he didn't want really seems like she's pushing Chris to respond in typical Chris fashion so she can act like she's a victim and was just trying to do something good for someone who needs help.

I will at least agree that if it weren't for the fact that she posted here, she probably wouldn't warrant anything more than a mention in one of the Chris related threads. Or maybe a general tumblr-esque thread for the Jon stuff.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

And now for some Twitter caps taken when she was in lockdown. I would preface this by saying that she has deleted these tweets since, and so I regret that I was unable to preserve them better.

That said, let's start with when she claimed she was homeless here:
https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/146646/

Surprise, she tweeted this around two days later:

She also tweeted some Chris related stuff which was later deleted:

Draw your own conclusions.

 

[TL 611]

Crossposting from the DinoOmNoms thread where Lagoona's mentioned.

Looks like DinoOmNoms was involved in a Twitter slapfight with @LagoonaBlue before:
https://webrecorder.io/Starkriffer/dinoomnoms/20181212105418/https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from:bendyruler dinoomnoms&src=typd
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Highlight of the tweets:

Really puts the following tweets into perspective:

Also today she wrote us some long diatribe about how she's totally not a lolcow, and how we should start targeting another random freak instead of her:

I have absolutely no idea why the fuck she thinks we're stanning MasterOfRa, afaik this will be the first time his username has even been posted on the site. Interestingly enough, Lagoona's old pal Chris Chan tried to pull a similar stunt in 2008, where he trollshielded himself by trying to shift focus to someone he personally disliked.

textbook example of trollshielding.

Spoiler: lol so much stanning

 

[AnOminous]

She knows so little about lolcows that she became one.

 

[BE 911]

This is exactly what people highlight when they say she didn't understand a single thing about lolcows.

Cows can be very capable people. They can be the nicest people you've ever come across. It doesn't matter as long as they are extremely funny. Cows have very open lives in which they describe their most shameful and hilarious milestones for the world to see. They also never learn and continuously do so, so people can have fun at their expenses as long as they give content to laugh at. The rest (like not having a job, being a criminal for example) is absolutely optional. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

I still don't understand why she thinks cows are those bad entities that have committed atrocious crimes. Again we're really not the sex offender registry or a repository of criminals. Then again the majority of the threads she posted in were in ones where she perceived the cow as an ultimate bad guy and proceeded to alog them like no tomorrow. Or have plans to fuck them with a strapon. Who knows what goes through her head at this point.

Also if you think writing Jontron fanfiction multiple times is not being dead serious about your activities/fetishes, we need to have a serious talk.

 

[AnOminous]

Then again the majority of the threads she posted in were in ones where she perceived the cow as an ultimate bad guy and proceeded to alog them like no tomorrow.

It only really flew on the Bill thread because most people there find Bill completely despicable. It was kind of weird in the Autphag thread and she only got away with it because most of her really obviously shitty behavior was in that thread, which was mostly incomprehensible to outsiders.

 

[Begemot]

It only really flew on the Bill thread because most people there find Bill completely despicable. It was kind of weird in the Autphag thread and she only got away with it because most of her really obviously shitty behavior was in that thread, which was mostly incomprehensible to outsiders.

Towards the end in that thread it became a weird kind of co-dependency with autphag. I'll admit to that. She got away with a lot of stuff because autphag was much worse.


Also, I thought this chick was your slampig, bruh?

 

[Hellfire]

 

[BILLY MAYS]

BTFO'ed on deviantart
https://archive.is/Z4bMy

You know a journal like this isn't allowed on here on Deviantart. You should not be using it to call out people and I viewed the thread on Kiwiarms and you're only looking to blame people for whatever it is you've done. I'm going to be reporting you to the staff here for making a harassment journal against someone that you seem to claim is posting at kiwifarms.

And how do you know it's not someone else making the posts about you? Think about it who else here on DA have you caused problems for? Not to mention you automatically assume it's someone that doesn't want anything to do with you when you've done so many things to them to the point they almost lost friends because you decided to go into an "If I cannot be the center of their attention then no one else will be" mindset.

Not to mention you posted on the site as Lagoonablue and made posts on said website. So you're not a saint. And funnily enough, your thread seems to be now filled with "thirst posts" or whatever they call it and they're not mocking you as they were before. Honestly, if you have such a problem with having a thread on Kiwifarms then why not I don't know...ignore it? I'm sure no one's harassing you or mocking you outside of that website.

To be honest you should stop trying to find blame in someone and reflect and think on how things escalated to this point. Think about it, the only thing you can do is ignore it, move on and stop trying to control what is said about you. If you've done bad things in the past and proof is being shown then do not go the route of some other creators/artists/etc. do and try to "clear up misunderstandings" a la YandereDev.

People talk trash about eachother all the time but the fact that you've made a call-out journal against someone who, repeat after me "Is above net drama and has a life and isn't thinking about Harriet" is just plain wrong, false and only shows that maybe some of what was mentioned on that forum might just be a smidge of the truth.

Why not remove this journal to you know? Be civil?

After all peaceful solutions are always the best.

And FYI, if you decide to block/report me then here's a little word of wisdom I have for you sweetie: The world isn't sunshine, lollipops, and gumdrops. Society consists of people talking trash about eachother online. It's just how the internet thrives. If you let it get to you then it's super sad.

That's all I have to say, but what you're doing is wrong and you know it is. I just hope for once you do the right thing and remove this journal.

Actually, it's not her that has a problem it's actually more or less Harriet that has a problem. If anything I read through the whole Kiwifarms thread last night and today and her thread was started because apparently Harriet has been harassing an individual with autism on Twitter to the point that her past history was looked into and a lot of people on said site found that she not only harassed the person (That she is still communicating with) but she's also harassed a transgender comic author and other transgender people and has been shown to harass other "people of interest" online that she discovers randomly.

One thing is that when her thread went up on the same day it was posted I think it was posted on October 11, 2018 (at least that's what the date on the thread's first post says) by someone from the site, Harriet took it upon herself to attack people in the thread use her mental disorder as a way to gain sympathy and she also posted some things (I don't know if they're the truth or not) about living in an abusive home rather than just leaving the thread alone and letting it die out like other threads.

She has been harassing the same person with autism since the thread's gone up after she was told to leave the person alone by the people and owner of the site.

Now she's trying to use Magical-Mama as a scapegoat because she feels like someone is out to get her despite the fact that there are MANY people here on DA that she's not only harassed, but she has lied to many people about, and even photoshopped supposed screenshots of the people she supposedly talked to saying trash about the person that's the supposed person making posts about her.

The thread has since she left dissolved from talking "trash" (or the truth) about her into a thread that contains a lot of members making "thirst posts" about wanting to date her.

And the other big thing is that Harriet has a long history of doing what she has done on the thread and DA to get people to feel bad for her when in fact everything that's happened since the thread has gone up was of her own doing.

And Harriet if you're reading this please remove this journal because throwing around false claims and accusations is dangerous and can bring forth unwanted drama to a person who despite that you were friends with is not thinking about you in any way. The person this journal is about is not thinking about you. I find it mighty funny that you call Kiwifarms a cyberbullying site when in fact you were an active member that made posts about various people. So once the tables turned you're trying to look like you did nothing wrong.

And FYI: From the news sites that cover Kiwifarms, it seems to be meant to bring light on people who are pedophiles and sometimes they do cover topics that involve people who have caused a lot of chaos online but they're actually the lesser of two evils.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I like this little snippet from Lagoona's DeviantART profile.

 

[wes]

Also today she wrote us some long diatribe about how she's totally not a lolcow, and how we should start targeting another random freak instead of her

Shrek and Donkey of TLL fame learned to bilk people out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, something I don't think Kjel learned in school (though Pajeet might have; scamming and shitting in the street go hand in hand). Terry A. Davis was an accomplished engineer before going full crazy, Mr. Hotel Hands runs an (albeit shoddy) VPN service, Brianna Wu defied all expectations and actually published his game, Lindsay Ellis has degrees in film and has actually worked on semi-relevant programming, Milo Yiannopolus is a dumb faggot but talked at many universities because of his Breitbart work, John K. created Ren & Stimpy, Kurt Eichenwald seized his way to CNN, The New York Times, and Fox News, Lagoona's personal friend LaBill has a published book series, etc.

Lagoona has an English degree collecting dust and an apparent talent at an instrument they gave to the kids in band who weren't good enough for the trumpet or trombone

However, none of the cows listed above have bought a cake with JonTron's face on it, which is the TRUE & HONEST marker of someone who isn't a cow

Please remember, though, in this time of holiday joy, that Lagoona is homeless because of us, and making fun of her is against the spirit of Christmas. Everyone in this thread who doesn't want to flip her flapjack tits is a cyberbully and should be deeply ashamed

Spoiler: ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ ｈｏｍｅｌｅｓｓ

(source)

 

[José Mourinho]

Even CWC has accomplished far more than she did and even as time goes on people begin to have more sympathy for CWC compared with Lagoona.

 

[CWCissey]

Even CWC has accomplished far more than she did and even as time goes on people begin to have more sympathy for CWC compared with Lagoona.

What's also funny is Goons was complaining that we say she hasn't learned. She hasn't learned as she goes on about how she's better than Chris in that same post.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What's also funny is Goons was complaining that we say she hasn't learned. She hasn't learned as she goes on about how she's better than Chris in that same post.

that and causing a thread that would likely stay at a few pages jump to 7+ pages by posting in it and pming people about it repeatedly will ensure people on here will know her more for this thread and her antics than her time and posts on here

 

[The Crow]

She seems pretty manipulative overall, and I don't think for a moment her suddenly being kind to Chris is genuine, I think it is more about using Chris to get her own attention.

In the end, everyone uses Chris. Harriet uses him to get attention, while most people from this forum use him to virtue-signal.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

This thread has gotten active again and I'm surprised.
There is a lot about Harriet that comes to mind for me since I know three people she's encountered that have suffered her "wrath" for not givinig her asspats. Harriet is a person that has not only been on Deviantart "policing it" and going to people's pages and leaving comments on the front pages of people she happens across on ED but she befriends artists that have really good art to draw her characters for free.
The Master of Ra guy once refused to do a request for her and this is where the whole "Master of Ra is a lolcow comes into play".
The person that Harriet is trying to say is posting here about her actually cut off all contact with Harriet when she found out that Harriet was trying to make everyone she's ever known leave her in favor of being the only person that can rely on Harriet. Which is why Harriet was BTFO'ed in her journal's comment section. That person has also dealt with Harriet on Facebook and had been "blacklisted" because the person had told Harriet on Facebook to leave another autistic artist on Deviantart alone because Harriet waged warn on the artist and constantly compared the person to Chris-Chan.

 

[J A N D E K]

people on here will know her more for this thread and her antics than her time and posts on here

Everything I know about Goonie I learned in this thread. Halals are educational.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Everything I know about Goonie I learned in this thread. Halals are educational.

true. Everything you shouldn't do in a thread made about you is nearly always shown by that person. That and finding out weird stuff about a user is usually somewhat interesting

 

[TL 611]

Old screenshot but I feel like this should be in the thread.

http://archive.is/hnJe4

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'd respect her more if she just picked a fucking side, jesus christ lady chill.

She's doing the kengle thing.