🦊 Furry Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

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mydadisking84 said:
noodlesandbeefleftovers claim he is not Dylan. That said...
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In terms of code presence: suspect, but not damning.

The theme he's using is "Ministry of Me", a Tumblr theme Dylan posted on his main blog back in 2014. It's still hosted on Tumblr at this location. Found it with a few googles and dives into old Google caches.

Here's some caveats:
  • If he wanted the theme, he'd have to have done the same thing I did (cache diving), and he would need to at least guess it existed, or remember it. So he's either a long-time stalker, desperate to emulate Dylan enough to google hunt for something like this, or Dylan himself.

  • It is impossible for him to have just come across the Tumblr theme by searching for it on his blog customization screen. You can only find it directly on Tumblr's theme page (you cannot find it just from the theme selector in your customizer; even if you enter the full name). It also doesn't come up if you search his name, keywords, or username.
It's pretty obvious to me it's Dylan, especially because if someone wanted to play at being a Dylan defender, I doubt they would have had their first thought be "Let's use the singular theme Dylan himself made in 2014!" unless they were some kind of stalker perfectionist. But that's more circumstantial.
 
FarmedKay said:
Nobody is leaving that house without a souvenir, to put it nicely. They're all fucked by now, and I hope they know that, but it could get so much worse. They're all carrying ticking bombs inside their pants, that much is a given, but as long as they don't try to make some sort of move to distance themselves from dylan, the suspicion that they were accomplices will follow them wherever they go. Daniel and Chuck seem to be full on acolytes inside the cult, hopefully they're not. The other two are too fresh and if they have any kind of common sense left in them, they better be working on some exit strategy soon.
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I think Dylan's got Daniel by the balls (pun intended) due to the marriage, which I suspect might be related to visa issues given what people dug up about Daniel and his ex Adrian, something about them filing restraining orders against each other, Daniel claiming abuse so he could get some benefits, etc.
Sounds to me like Dylan wedding Daniel (over another slave, say, Chuck) was a green card marriage situation, in which case would make it virtually impossible for Daniel to escape. Chuck seems like most put together and his professional and fetish personas were the LEAST linked to each other.

AND if I recall correctly (I could be wrong)... Daniel and Chuck's balls don't actually show up that much in photos or newsletter as being egregiously large (it's all relative here). I think Daniel and Chuck drew the line at silicone injection or the amount they're willing to do, so Dylan brought on more slaves to fulfill that part of his desire. Jack and Angus had THE biggest balls by far, and I think Jack was probably the most submissive and naive of them all.
 
Ballzi said:
In terms of code presence: suspect, but not damning.

The theme he's using is "Ministry of Me", a Tumblr theme Dylan posted on his main blog back in 2014. It's still hosted on Tumblr at this location. Found it with a few googles and dives into old Google caches.

Here's some caveats:
  • If he wanted the theme, he'd have to have done the same thing I did (cache diving), and he would need to at least guess it existed, or remember it. So he's either a long-time stalker, desperate to emulate Dylan enough to google hunt for something like this, or Dylan himself.

  • It is impossible for him to have just come across the Tumblr theme by searching for it on his blog customization screen. You can only find it directly on Tumblr's theme page (you cannot find it just from the theme selector in your customizer; even if you enter the full name). It also doesn't come up if you search his name, keywords, or username.
It's pretty obvious to me it's Dylan, especially because if someone wanted to play at being a Dylan defender, I doubt they would have had their first thought be "Let's use the singular theme Dylan himself made in 2014!" unless they were some kind of stalker perfectionist. But that's more circumstantial.
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It seems like he has been using the old trick of adding a tracking pixel inside a form.

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Ballzi said:
It's pretty obvious to me it's Dylan, especially because if someone wanted to play at being a Dylan defender, I doubt they would have had their first thought be "Let's use the singular theme Dylan himself made in 2014!" unless they were some kind of stalker perfectionist. But that's more circumstantial.
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May be circumstantial, but at this point it says a lot. They didn't get to that theme by chance. Even the fact that they bothered to pick a theme and add certain design details to it says a lot about them. dylan is notoriously obsessive about image and design.
Also he's had plenty of people defend him online, but they all usually have some traits in common, they're dumbfuck kinksters and sadsack bears, who either bought into his version of things, or don't have the room in their heads to even care about anything other than the dude's dick. They don't make blogs about it because they're lazy and stupid. Whoever made this, is not, he's just actively evil. If it's not dylan himself, it's someone close to him.
The only other option that comes to mind is that Robin Hatherall asshole who's been actively engaging in posts to shit on Jack and whiteknight dylan. He seems to be one of the few who are still willing to do that in public, everybody else has had the common sense to shut up by now. He writes in full sentences, but doesn't seem smart enough, but that's neither here nor there.

Edit: welp.
 
Ballzi said:
If he wanted the theme, he'd have to have done the same thing I did (cache diving), and he would need to at least guess it existed, or remember it. So he's either a long-time stalker, desperate to emulate Dylan enough to google hunt for something like this, or Dylan himself.
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If they're a long time stalker, they would know Dylan had a script/cookie combo on his ask page on tumblr because he got a lot of "hate" asks from empty tumblrs (anon was turned off) so people made fake tumblr accounts to send asks. He tracked cookies to link to other accounts from the same computer.
I don't know what leftovers is doing, but I'd guess if it were the real dylan, he wouldn't brag about it, or even mention it.
 
mydadisking84 said:
It seems like he has been using the old trick of adding a tracking pixel inside a form.
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I don't really know much about it website design, but it looks like that image is a iPhone style loading animation circle for the infinite scrolling function of the theme, probably visible on mobile. The links to google seem to just be parts of search bars which aren't fully implemented? Like, I don't see how links without the s in https to google and imgur could be anything malicious. It may just be a mistake in the html code.
 
Farmhand Luke said:
I don't really know much about it website design, but it looks like that image is a iPhone style loading animation circle for the infinite scrolling function of the theme, probably visible on mobile. The links to google seem to just be parts of search bars which aren't fully implemented? Like, I don't see how links without the s in https to google and imgur could be anything malicious. It may just be a mistake in the html code.
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It is not malicious per se. I am not going to go deeper into the difference between https, http and the use of SSL or setting cookies. But will try to explain this in a simple matter. With a tracking pixel embedded into the html code of a website, it calls the server where the image is hosted to load the picture, to send the picture the server need to users unique IP-address. The server store the IP-number, and voila you know what IP numbers that accessed your webpage.

This use to be the classic way to measure how many impressions an email campaign has. You count the number of unique IP. I do not use imgur, so not sure what type of analytics they offer.
 
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I've been "following" this person for over a decade, and I always knew it would end up bad. I just didn't predict this. I guess no one did.

I wanted to offer something about Dylan's l33t hacking skillz... circa 2010 (?) he publicly bragged about stealing user passwords from a then-popular bear website. He posted all of the credentials online in a PDF. I tried a few of them - they were legit.

I notified the site owners, who fixed the problem (which, BTW, was incredibly dumb). After it was fixed, I asked the site owners to notify users to change their passwords. They never did. So, Dylan had the usernames and passwords of potentially hundreds of people on that site. I'm sure he felt pretty rockstar for his work there, but then again, when a web site allows JavaScript in their profiles, and puts user passwords in cookies... in plaintext... well, stealing that data is not that much of an accomplishment.
 
FarmedKay said:
The only other option that comes to mind is that Robin Hatherall asshole who's been actively engaging in posts to shit on Jack and whiteknight dylan. He seems to be one of the few who are still willing to do that in public, everybody else has had the common sense to shut up by now. He writes in full sentences, but doesn't seem smart enough, but that's neither here nor there.
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Screencaps pls. I knew Jack through the Melbourne bear scene, vaguely know Robin too. He's definitely dumb as fuck (maybe he's actually living out some idiot humiliation fetish, who knows) but didn't seem like enough of a cunt to whiteknight poodles and queef.
 
I just wanted to point out something: Dylan injected SO much silicone into Jack that he had to be uncomfortable doing anything. Walking, sitting, washing, and exercising would be very difficult with a bowling ball where your genitals should be. However, Dylan hasn’t injected anywhere near as much in his own sack. It looks to me like Jack was the guinea pig for how big they could push it without Dylan haven’t to suffer any of the difficulties and ill effects of so much silicone.

ETA: why is there still debate about that tumblr? I mean, does a bear shit in the woods? It’s obviously Dylan. He’s terrible at trying to be clever.
 
Dylan's IQ must be the same size as his tiny mutt cock if he thinks he'll get away with this. News is spreading like wildfire and I've submitted all the links I could to Drudge, once it gets on there his name will be known by a huge audience who will want to see this degenerate jailed even more than we do.
 
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