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nosemouth said:
If only there was a site that aggregated thousands of reviews for you to check.
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When it comes to Metacritic user scores, differentiating legitimate reviews from overly positive fanboy reviews and overly negative troll reviews is like looking for your wedding ring after dropping it in a big pile of of pig shit. Anyway, Charlie/Cr1tikal's review has seemed the most fair so far (he gave it an 8/10 and made a good argument as to why it got that score)
 
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What a hot take.
 
So i just finished the so called "SJW Mission" and... that is what people were mad about. THAT?

Walking around with a suffrage group for all of 45 seconds, barely hearing anything they or the rednecks are saying because everyone is yelling and the plot is paying attention to other things, then having to leave immediately anyway to get Bucky the teenage wonder to safety after his inbred Mario Bros looking cousin figures out he's putting his dick in the Capets to his Montague. Wow, so woke, so controversial.

FFS.

In other news... apparently I was supposed to feed my horse. I'm not a very good cowboy.
 
purpleboy said:
Here's a funny that blows the SJW shit out of the water https://youtube.com/watch?v=MPYAM9AfRHo
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He's done some sequels to it.
Note that while one may complain of "SJW Feminist" and do the "gangweed gamer rise up" memes, the feminist in this game, at least the NPC in the videos, is more or less a parody of people who think having a woman as president and the like will magically make everything better.
 
Strelok said:
So i just finished the so called "SJW Mission" and... that is what people were mad about. THAT?

Walking around with a suffrage group for all of 45 seconds, barely hearing anything they or the rednecks are saying because everyone is yelling and the plot is paying attention to other things, then having to leave immediately anyway to get Bucky the teenage wonder to safety after his inbred Mario Bros looking cousin figures out he's putting his dick in the Capets to his Montague. Wow, so woke, so controversial.

FFS.

In other news... apparently I was supposed to feed my horse. I'm not a very good cowboy.
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Pretty sure it's just 4chan and KiA spergs who gotten mad at it in retrospective, anybody who doesn't let r/thedonald and /pol/ do their thinking for them would know that R* shits on everyone in their games, they'll make fun of sister fucking rednecks in one scene and Gen-Z manchildren in the next in GTA5
 
Here's a tip for you fellows, get two volcanic pistols. Duel wielding them tears enemies apart at close and mid range.
 
Vault Boy said:
Here's a tip for you fellows, get two volcanic pistols. Duel wielding them tears enemies apart at close and mid range.
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Can't buy two. Won't let me, yet. I think I broke a thing by getting off-holsters early by doing challenges.

Speaking of... Fuck the guy that came up with "Rob/Steal Thing That Requires Lucky Spawning in One Day That's Roughly 24 Minutes IRL". Also the gambling challenges, too, for that matter. I love challenges that rely purely on chance! I feel so skillful!

purpleboy said:
Pretty sure it's just 4chan and KiA spergs who gotten mad at it in retrospective, anybody who doesn't let r/thedonald and /pol/ do their thinking for them would know that R* shits on everyone in their games, they'll make fun of sister fucking rednecks in one scene and Gen-Z manchildren in the next in GTA5
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I came across a letter from a KKK youth who goes on about white superiority and intelligence and how there are fools in colleges because he disagrees. Also shames his folks for being educated but tolerant of coloureds. Anyways, long story short: it read almost exactly like those idiots who swore off their family because their family supported Trump. Not sure that was intended, but I got a laugh out of it.
 
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purpleboy said:
Mark Brown complains about this, View attachment 583336 meanwhile GTA5 has this and it's one of his favorites of 2013 View attachment 583335
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The gang might be outlaws, but they are trying to lie low until the heat dies down. Acting like an outlaw in an obvious fashion is not only going against Dutch and Hosea's orders, but it also draws unwanted attention to the gang.

Ergo, getting a mission failed screen is entirely justified. Save the outlaw shit for outside of missions.
 
Vault Boy said:
The gang might be outlaws, but they are trying to lie low until the heat dies down. Acting like an outlaw in an obvious fashion is not only going against Dutch and Hosea's orders, but it also draws unwanted attention to the gang.

Ergo, getting a mission failed screen is entirely justified. Save the outlaw shit for outside of missions.
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Haven't watched Mark Brown's videos but this RDR2 shit comes across as him just being an attention seeking twat who wants clicks. He probably knows damn well that if he made similar remarks about BOTW monk shrines being super linear, his Polygon buddies would send his ass to the internet guillotine
 
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Admittedly, the "this game is slow paced art that's purposely unfun" claims are kinda dumb too. Not because it isn't a possibility, but because people are describing it in a way that resembles game theory-tier over-analysis. You ever thought that this could just be a game that occasionally has some "dull" moments? Even Ocarina of Time has the fucking water temple and San Andreas has the goddamn RC vehicle missions
 
Just from Mark’s tweets he comes off as a passive-aggressive disingenuous idiot who’s hypocritical about what he likes and doesn’t like in games, which is ironic considering his tweet about walking simulators was poking fun at people for liking shit for shallow reasons.
 
samuraicrack said:
Just from Mark’s tweets he comes off as a passive-aggressive disingenuous idiot who’s hypocritical about what he likes and doesn’t like in games, which is ironic considering his tweet about walking simulators was poking fun at people for liking shit for shallow reasons.
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Does Mark work at the same applebees as sargon?
 
What are you supposed to do to get to the mission in Blackwater with Javier? You're banished from the area and they will shoot you if you come in, so how do you get to him to trigger the mission?
 
samuraicrack said:
Not too familiar with Mark's videos but isn't he the same dude who praised Shenmue, a game with a 20 minute segment of picking up boxes with a forklift?
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Dunno about that but he unironically jerked off to some essay on how the quiet ending of Metroid 2 was to make you realize youre a murderer or something.

You know, that gameboy game made in maybe six months by japanese fans of Aliens.

Do like his boss keys videos about Zelda though.

Not exactly sure how Red Dead is a walking simulator though, but his beef seems more forced than anything.

The only issue I really have with the game is I am old man and tired all the time and can't remember the controls to save my life so I've accidently greeted numerous people by shooting them in the face by accident. And that's more my fault for being a mortal.
 
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