Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Cuddly Pirate said:
How long ago was that, because I said faggot once in mumble and had the entirety of them go "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT."

Like, the fuck?
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Yeah, the days of yelling at all the faggot niggers in goonswarm ended years ago now. A large number of the old members won eve by fucking off and never coming back, so the demographics shifted to a bunch of new fucks who lack the spine for being offensive.
 
Never understood eve or goonswarm.

Joined the game thinking epic space battles ...but figured out I had to mine ore day and night for 6 months to afford anything that didnt blow up in a million pieces at the sight of an enemy. Gave up after 2 months.

I will admit tho they fucking turned the game upside down when they blew up a titan for the first time.
 
TiggerNits said:
No idea, but swarm used to be most "red" area if SA for awhile. My brief time in it I remember calling some guy a communist faggot for posting some Euro socialist shit and then him getting dog piled in chat for twenty minutes
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Yeah the EVE Online shit seemingly quickly became something that was on SA but otherwise entirely separate from it. It was incredibly goony, and yeah, they were as big as they were/are because, goons being goons, will devote autistic amounts of time to figuring shit like that out, and sort of working together, if only to fuck with people and break things.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
Pretty sure that was the mod Ralp.

Here is the link to it on his webpage.

http://ralp.net/dungeons/he-man/

RALP = NIGGAR
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You're right. I got my modshame mixed up. Ralp = Nigger.

Of course neither really compare to Elanor Jefferson, who posted as something awful mod Eggplant Wizard while she was working at the classics department of Rutgers University, and wrote rape and incest fiction under the pen name Kali Lowe which she sold on Amazon.
 
More to the point, she spent years banning users for anti-feminist wrongthink with one hand whilst jilling off to self-penned werewolf rape erotica with the other. She banned the porn threads in PYF for being demeaning to women whilst simultaneously making an income from porn that was far more graphic than anything in those threads.

Hypocrisy as art. With werewolf dicks.
 
Oh you guys arent doing Eggplant wizard justice at all.

I wish i could find the post but one dude years back in ether gbs or QCS openly mocked how she would have a bad day and take it out on user base. Go over to somethingsensitive a read her dox she didnt hide shit, and honestly i can almost feel sorry for her.

She talked about her period about a "boyfriend" that just wouldnt comment and to top is off one goon mocked her latin.

I think she was the first mod to get doxxed
 
She banned me for calling her a sperg. I hope it still stings when she thinks about it.

edit: and her dad's a tranny, lol
 
6 hour probation for advocating terrorism in the thread for commies to whine about capitalism:

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Another six hour probation for hoping the head of the CIA is extensively tortured and murdered by Saudis:

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Guy points out that people mocking sexy anime games on Steam are beating a dead horse in a post made two weeks ago, gets banned for a month:

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I'm like "yeah this makes sense, mods can only do 6 hour probations or whatever on their own anyways", and then the other shoe drops and what a shoe it is.
 
Call someone a faggot - ban.

Call for the literal murder of a politician - 6 hour probation.

"Why can I not make money or make SA advertising friendly? Why can't I get new posters?" - Lowtax, before eventually hanging himself in a McDonald's bathroom.
 
CharlesBarkley said:
"Why can I not make money or make SA advertising friendly? Why can't I get new posters?" - Lowtax, before eventually hanging himself in a White Castle bathroom.
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Fixed. McDonalds would be far too classy for Lowtax's suicide
 
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